The Barney Song: Gundam Wing Style

Heero:

I hate her

She loves me

Relena's my stalker, I think she's three

I go to space, I go to Earth, but she follows anyway

I wonder if she's figured out I'm gay...

I hate her

She loves me

I tied Relena to a tree

Ignore her screams, ignore her yells, ignite that match and light her up!

I hope she doesn't look like the girl with the pup...

~*~*~*~

Relena:

I love him

He loves me

Heero's my boyfriend, whoopie

Even though he tried to kill me I knew it was a fluke

And his friend Duo makes me wanna puke

I love him

He loves me

Heero... tied me... to a tree...

The wood's burning all around me but I still know he cares!

Because he used the matches instead of the flares!

-Mistress Triumph and Kioku

Kill, Kill, Kill Relena

(Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

Kill, kill, kill Relena

Toss her in the stream

Happily, joyfully, merrily kill her

Until she's but a dream

Kill, kill, kill Relena

Tie her to a stake

Drench her in gasoline then light the match

Smores, yes we will make

-Mistress Triumph and Kioku

Treize-san Had A Little Dragon

(Mary Had A Little Lamb)

Treize-san had a little dragon

Little dragon, little dragon

Treize-san had a little dragon

Who's hair was black as night

He followed Treize to work one day

Work one day, work one day

He followed Treize to work one day

Which could have got him killed

With soldiers he did fight and kill

Fight and kill, fight and kill

With soldiers he did fight and kill

Until Treize saved his butt

Treize-san had a little dragon

Little dragon, little dragon

Treize-san had a little dragon

Who's hair was black as night

-Mistress Triumph and Kioku

A Real Hyper Duo

(Little Miss Muffet)

A real hyper Duo, laid on a Heero

Eating a... nevermind

Along came Relena, and screamed 'cause she seen 'um

She no longer called him kind.

-Mistress Triumph

Heero Yuy

(Yankee Doodle)

Heero Yuy came to Earth riding on a shuttle

He broke apart the shuttle's walls and whipped out his Wing Zero

Heero Yuy keep it up, don't you dare be dandy

Mind your aiming and your stealth

and Duo will be eye-candy

-Mistress Triumph

The Twisted Little Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner

Eating his bread and wine

Duo came over and said, "Heero, why are you calling yourself 'Little Jack Horner?'"

And Heero said, "Shut up, Duo it's for the sake of the rhyme."

And Duo said, "Ok."

And Little Jack Horner stuck in his thumb, and he pulled out Relena.

And he shot her and said, "What a good boy am I!"

-Kioku