The Barney Song: Gundam Wing Style
Heero:
I hate her
She loves me
Relena's my stalker, I think she's three
I go to space, I go to Earth, but she follows anyway
I wonder if she's figured out I'm gay...
I hate her
She loves me
I tied Relena to a tree
Ignore her screams, ignore her yells, ignite that match and light her up!
I hope she doesn't look like the girl with the pup...
~*~*~*~
Relena:
I love him
He loves me
Heero's my boyfriend, whoopie
Even though he tried to kill me I knew it was a fluke
And his friend Duo makes me wanna puke
I love him
He loves me
Heero... tied me... to a tree...
The wood's burning all around me but I still know he cares!
Because he used the matches instead of the flares!
-Mistress Triumph and Kioku
Kill, Kill, Kill Relena
(Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Kill, kill, kill Relena
Toss her in the stream
Happily, joyfully, merrily kill her
Until she's but a dream
Kill, kill, kill Relena
Tie her to a stake
Drench her in gasoline then light the match
Smores, yes we will make
-Mistress Triumph and Kioku
Treize-san Had A Little Dragon
(Mary Had A Little Lamb)
Treize-san had a little dragon
Little dragon, little dragon
Treize-san had a little dragon
Who's hair was black as night
He followed Treize to work one day
Work one day, work one day
He followed Treize to work one day
Which could have got him killed
With soldiers he did fight and kill
Fight and kill, fight and kill
With soldiers he did fight and kill
Until Treize saved his butt
Treize-san had a little dragon
Little dragon, little dragon
Treize-san had a little dragon
Who's hair was black as night
-Mistress Triumph and Kioku
A Real Hyper Duo
(Little Miss Muffet)
A real hyper Duo, laid on a Heero
Eating a... nevermind
Along came Relena, and screamed 'cause she seen 'um
She no longer called him kind.
-Mistress Triumph
Heero Yuy
(Yankee Doodle)
Heero Yuy came to Earth riding on a shuttle
He broke apart the shuttle's walls and whipped out his Wing Zero
Heero Yuy keep it up, don't you dare be dandy
Mind your aiming and your stealth
and Duo will be eye-candy
-Mistress Triumph
The Twisted Little Jack Horner
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his bread and wine
Duo came over and said, "Heero, why are you calling yourself 'Little Jack Horner?'"
And Heero said, "Shut up, Duo it's for the sake of the rhyme."
And Duo said, "Ok."
And Little Jack Horner stuck in his thumb, and he pulled out Relena.
And he shot her and said, "What a good boy am I!"
-Kioku
