DISCLAIMER: READ PREVIOUS PARTS( INCASE YOU FORGOT I DON'T OWN IT)YES PEOPLES I'M BEING SARCASTIC. I CAN'T HELP IT. SORRY^_^
AUTHORS NOTES: THIS PART IS BASICALLY JUST FOR A LITTLE HUMOR. AS ALWAYS R&R. THANX
HEERO'S JEALOUSY
Part 7
The Peacecraft mansion...
"Woman"{take a guess at who's talking}
"Man"
"You, you woman"
"You, you man..."
"Woman"
"Yes, I'm a woman, and your a man. Now that we have the correct genders, could you please Wufei, tell me why Milliardo is tied up to a chair and gagged?" Sally queried.
"Well, if you must know woman, Relena had a date, and like usual big brother [a/n why are big brothers so protective anyway? I mean I have 2 big brothers and I still can't figure it out. It's also worse when your the baby and only girl, ha just like Relena...oh, sorry no more babble, my lips are zipped, now lets continue] over there wanted to follow her, and beat the living crap out him, if he dared touch her...soooo his wife over there tied him up to prevent him from making a jackass out of himself" like usual Wufei had a look of pure indigence plastered on his face.
"Well, Man, if Relena had a date than why are you still here? To weak to protect the princess, HMMMM?" Sally, loved teasing Wufei. It was one of the many joys in her life, that at the moment was steadily beginning to turn itself around.
"How dare, YOU, woman tell me, that I am weak. Injustice, I say...{a/n he rants for a few seconds longer. *author goes off into La-La land, until ranting is done* okay, I'm back} and for your information, I stayed back to make sure that Zechs over there, doesn't try to get out, so there." *begins to pout after being called weak*
*Laughing* "Sorry, Wufei, didn't mean to get you all riled up. But seriously, I just got a message from Lady Une, and she has informed me that there has been a rumor floating about, that a new threat is beginning to arise, and she wants us to go and check it out, so what do you say? Are you gonna go or do I have to go myself, since you're baby sitting the prince of the Sank Kingdom?"
"Of course, I'll go. I can't let a weak woman go by herself, now can I"[does anyone else ever want to slap Wufei, or is just me??] Sally, getting annoyed with Wufei's continued sexism, leaves, and heads for her car, but not before shouting
"Man, I'll be at headquarters, so when you're done berating women, with all do respect, join me, for now, bye" Sally, gets into her little black Porsche, and speeds down the drive way[a/n have you noticed, that 1) they all drive expensive cars and 2) no one actually drives the speed limit. I know that I don't... HAHAHA, ummm, sorry, got carried away again. I'm sorry it wont happen again...maybe...^_^]
After standing there, and looking like a total fool, Wufei walked(more like stormed) into the Peacecraft mansion and went to look for Noin, so she could baby sit her own husband. While, finished with the changing of the 'baby sitter' Wufei stormed out to his car, a forest green, Jeep Wrangler(probably the only other car, I will ever drool over, next to mine own) and also sped off toward the Preventers HQ, to look for that damn, irritating woman, whom he also happened to be harboring a very deep crush on.
Meanwhile at the Preventers HQ...
"So, did you finally find Wufei, Sally?"
"I did, and as usual he was berating all woman. I swear, Une I'm on the verge of slapping him silly." Lady Une's features slowly began to brighten, as the subtle hints of a smile could be seen. It was common knowledge that both Wufei and Sally had deep crushes on each other, but for some reason, they never seem to admit it. 'It has to be their pride. Either that, or I misread their body language. They are just like Heero and Relena, meant to be, but are kept apart by ones own arrogance' Lady Une was removed from her reverie, by the slamming of her office door. 'Well Wufei's here'
"Woman, you couldn't wait five minutes, for me to grab my coat, tell Noin I'm leaving and that it's her turn to watch her husband..."
"Watch her husband? What the hell is going on over there?" Lady Une had interrupted Wufei's ongoing verbal bereavement of Sally's leaving him there, to inquire at why Milliardo would need a baby sitter.
"It's to long of a story. I'll explain later" Sally, replied, seeing that Wufei was angry, at being interrupted from his carefully thought out lecture. Une, simply nodded her head in agreement, and motioned Wufei to continue his 'lecture'
"As I was saying. You couldn't wait for me. Were you in that big of a hurry woman, that you forgot about me?" Sally was getting too annoyed, to be polite in her reply so she simply said "No, I didn't forget about you. You have your own car. Are you beginning to become that lazy, that people have to wait for you?[just like me ^_^]" A full out argument had erupted and, finally when she couldn't take it anymore, Lady Une, merely retorted "Excuse me, love birds, but if you haven't forgotten, there was a purpose for this meeting. Remember??" with blushes burning on their cheeks, both Wufei and Sally immediately became quiet.
Satisfied, Lady Une continued, "Now, we have been informed that a rebel group is aiming to destroy the peace on both Earth and the Colonies. I want the two of you to go and check it out. See if it's legit. If it is, take care of it, if it's just merely a simple rumor, than come back. Dismissed." Both Sally and Wufei left Lady Une's office and headed out toward the mobile suit carrier{okay, okay so I'm horrible with names. Sue me...not really...I have no money...seriously...} Once inside one, they buckled up, and Sally gently eased the craft into the air, taking off, into unknown territory....TBC
AUTHORS NOTES: THIS PART IS BASICALLY JUST FOR A LITTLE HUMOR. AS ALWAYS R&R. THANX
HEERO'S JEALOUSY
Part 7
The Peacecraft mansion...
"Woman"{take a guess at who's talking}
"Man"
"You, you woman"
"You, you man..."
"Woman"
"Yes, I'm a woman, and your a man. Now that we have the correct genders, could you please Wufei, tell me why Milliardo is tied up to a chair and gagged?" Sally queried.
"Well, if you must know woman, Relena had a date, and like usual big brother [a/n why are big brothers so protective anyway? I mean I have 2 big brothers and I still can't figure it out. It's also worse when your the baby and only girl, ha just like Relena...oh, sorry no more babble, my lips are zipped, now lets continue] over there wanted to follow her, and beat the living crap out him, if he dared touch her...soooo his wife over there tied him up to prevent him from making a jackass out of himself" like usual Wufei had a look of pure indigence plastered on his face.
"Well, Man, if Relena had a date than why are you still here? To weak to protect the princess, HMMMM?" Sally, loved teasing Wufei. It was one of the many joys in her life, that at the moment was steadily beginning to turn itself around.
"How dare, YOU, woman tell me, that I am weak. Injustice, I say...{a/n he rants for a few seconds longer. *author goes off into La-La land, until ranting is done* okay, I'm back} and for your information, I stayed back to make sure that Zechs over there, doesn't try to get out, so there." *begins to pout after being called weak*
*Laughing* "Sorry, Wufei, didn't mean to get you all riled up. But seriously, I just got a message from Lady Une, and she has informed me that there has been a rumor floating about, that a new threat is beginning to arise, and she wants us to go and check it out, so what do you say? Are you gonna go or do I have to go myself, since you're baby sitting the prince of the Sank Kingdom?"
"Of course, I'll go. I can't let a weak woman go by herself, now can I"[does anyone else ever want to slap Wufei, or is just me??] Sally, getting annoyed with Wufei's continued sexism, leaves, and heads for her car, but not before shouting
"Man, I'll be at headquarters, so when you're done berating women, with all do respect, join me, for now, bye" Sally, gets into her little black Porsche, and speeds down the drive way[a/n have you noticed, that 1) they all drive expensive cars and 2) no one actually drives the speed limit. I know that I don't... HAHAHA, ummm, sorry, got carried away again. I'm sorry it wont happen again...maybe...^_^]
After standing there, and looking like a total fool, Wufei walked(more like stormed) into the Peacecraft mansion and went to look for Noin, so she could baby sit her own husband. While, finished with the changing of the 'baby sitter' Wufei stormed out to his car, a forest green, Jeep Wrangler(probably the only other car, I will ever drool over, next to mine own) and also sped off toward the Preventers HQ, to look for that damn, irritating woman, whom he also happened to be harboring a very deep crush on.
Meanwhile at the Preventers HQ...
"So, did you finally find Wufei, Sally?"
"I did, and as usual he was berating all woman. I swear, Une I'm on the verge of slapping him silly." Lady Une's features slowly began to brighten, as the subtle hints of a smile could be seen. It was common knowledge that both Wufei and Sally had deep crushes on each other, but for some reason, they never seem to admit it. 'It has to be their pride. Either that, or I misread their body language. They are just like Heero and Relena, meant to be, but are kept apart by ones own arrogance' Lady Une was removed from her reverie, by the slamming of her office door. 'Well Wufei's here'
"Woman, you couldn't wait five minutes, for me to grab my coat, tell Noin I'm leaving and that it's her turn to watch her husband..."
"Watch her husband? What the hell is going on over there?" Lady Une had interrupted Wufei's ongoing verbal bereavement of Sally's leaving him there, to inquire at why Milliardo would need a baby sitter.
"It's to long of a story. I'll explain later" Sally, replied, seeing that Wufei was angry, at being interrupted from his carefully thought out lecture. Une, simply nodded her head in agreement, and motioned Wufei to continue his 'lecture'
"As I was saying. You couldn't wait for me. Were you in that big of a hurry woman, that you forgot about me?" Sally was getting too annoyed, to be polite in her reply so she simply said "No, I didn't forget about you. You have your own car. Are you beginning to become that lazy, that people have to wait for you?[just like me ^_^]" A full out argument had erupted and, finally when she couldn't take it anymore, Lady Une, merely retorted "Excuse me, love birds, but if you haven't forgotten, there was a purpose for this meeting. Remember??" with blushes burning on their cheeks, both Wufei and Sally immediately became quiet.
Satisfied, Lady Une continued, "Now, we have been informed that a rebel group is aiming to destroy the peace on both Earth and the Colonies. I want the two of you to go and check it out. See if it's legit. If it is, take care of it, if it's just merely a simple rumor, than come back. Dismissed." Both Sally and Wufei left Lady Une's office and headed out toward the mobile suit carrier{okay, okay so I'm horrible with names. Sue me...not really...I have no money...seriously...} Once inside one, they buckled up, and Sally gently eased the craft into the air, taking off, into unknown territory....TBC
