I'm so sorry that I haven't witten in a really long time. Anyway here's the next more original part :) I hope the gals will enjoy this one. It's the men's competition! You'll find more details on this in a second. Most humble thanks to ~A Qt chic~ for the awesome idea... I hope Malfoy's Girlfriend, that I don't use the same story line as you do on this one, because if you look at the last reviews that I'm using the one that Vanessa suggested. Hehe. Enjoy! Ms. Rowling owns the characters... except me :D The songs belong to the artists... There are several artists featured here. Don't flame me for the celebrities they play :(

This Last Dance 003
By: Angela Graham

"Well that was interesting... What a show put on by our very own Hermione Granger with That's the Way it is. Next up," I cleared my throat and drank some icy cold water. "We have the guy's contest for three trophies! The three catagories are sexiest, boldest, and best overall. Girls, stand back 'cuz these guys are going to make this joint seem hott , hott, hott! They'll dress up as celebrities either in a costume.. Five contestants are needed." Dozens of hands flashed in the air, and I picked the five closest to the stage. "Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Vincent Crabbe, Draco Malfoy... and... How about one of the teachers??? Severus! Come on up! Don't be shy!"

Hermione gazed over at Draco, who was deep in thought. 'I wonder.. Ya! I've got it! I'm going to win those trophies for sure!' He walked up on the stage, along with the other Hogwarts students, and teacher to the back of the stage. The spotlight was hot as they waved and disappeared behind the curtain.

"Now! While they're changing, I'll just start the music. I'll play 5 different songs, and the contestants, while in their costumes, will try their best to sing like that artist. Ah hah! We're ready! First up comes... Professor Severus Snape as... Caldeon Hockley from the hit movie, Titanic!" Snape walks up, cheeks flushed as he shows off. The Baha Men 'Who let the dogs out' starts to play.

Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out

Boos are heard from the crowd, with a grin of approval from Professor McGonagall. Snape is dressed in a classic tuxedo, with his hair sleeked back with gel. The Professor struggled as he tried to rap out all the words.
The party was nice the party was pumping
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
And everybody having a ball
Yepee Ah Yo
Till them man them start they name calling
Yepee Ah Yo
Then them girls respond to the call
I hear a woman shout out!

"Thank you, Professor for that impressive display. Once again, Caldeon Hockley played by Professor Severus Snape." I pause, as the applause dims. "Now, I must admit I am astounded by the metamorphosis created by Mr. Ronald Weasley as he goes on to play... A.J. Mclean from the Backstreet Boys!" Ron pops out, clad with blue jeans and a black work-out shirt. 'Everybody' starts playing.
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright

Screams are heard from the crowd, as Ron gets Jiggy With it on stage, while singing along to the tune that he learned from Ginny singing too often.

** Hmm... I think I'm going outta control with naming that tune! **



Hey, yeah
Oh my God, we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah

"Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Ron Weasley as AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys! Next we have.." I sighed, as Ron continued soaking up the spotlight.

Am I original?
Yeah
Am I the only one?
Yeah
Am I sexual?
Yeah
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

"Ron! That's enough!" I stopped the music, and he got out of his trance, bowed and stood next to Snape. "Now, as I was about to say.. Here we have another competition for Mr. Weasley! I present to you, Harry Potter! As Kevin Richardson! We've sure got some boldness here because he's dressed exactly like Kevin at the VH1 awards!!" Harry walks on stage, clearly uncomfortable but still putting up a fight. Whistles are heard from the Gryffindors and the cruel laugh of the Slytherins . "Hey! It's not like you would get up here and sing in a skirt! Come on! IT takes some real man to get into a skirt like that!" The song 'What's My Age Again' (Blink182) plays.
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV

Harry burst out, clad with his skirt, and electric guitar. He spiked up his hair, which made Ginny and Hermione swoon despite their efforts not to. He slid around like has the most bold and daring pop rock star there was. "Well it must be a mix of pop and rock people!"

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

"That was Mr. Harry Potter!" The whole Great Hall, which was holding their breath burst into applause and whistles. Harry turned bright red, and took his position next to Ron. They exchanged high fives, and awaited for Crabbe to come out. "Now here comes Mr. Crabbe, as he preforms as Bon Jovi and 'It's My Life'.

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

Giggles came from the whole Great Hall, as they stood gaping at Crabbe. The seconds passed as he preformed.

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

"Well... Rather... Interesting.... Finally, the final contestant.. Mr. Draco Malfoy as Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Evidently he is our only movie star. He's chosen this song for Miss Hermione Granger. Do I smell something cooking or what?? Well this song is... 'It's Gonna Be Me' by *N'Sync!" Draco slides onto the stage, wearing black glasses, white shirt, and black boxer shorts.

** Haha! Here's to ~A Qt Chic~! Thanks for the idea! **



You might've been hurt, babe
That ain't no lie
You've seen them all come and go, oh..
I remember you told me
That it made you believe in
No man, no cry
Maybe that's why

Draco jumped up and down to the beat as he sang. While the Great Hall was silent with suspicious looks. Madame Pomfrey , Professor McGonagall, and Professor Flitwick stood up squinting to see if they were seeing properly. 'Is it just me or is Draco Malfoy jumping around with boxer shorts, white shirt, and glasses??' Professor McGonagall thought as she rubbed her eyes and stared.

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally,
Get to love somebody
Guess what,
It's gonna be me..

The loudest screams came from the girls, with the guys holding their ears and applauding. Whistles prolonged the applause, and Lee Jordan brought over the judge's votes, and handed them to me in a white sealed envelope with the Hogwarts symbol on it. "Well here are the results. Thank you judges. The following three people recieve a consolation prize of 100 galleons, Crabbe, Ron Weasley , and Professor Snape. The bold trophy goes to Mr. Harry Potter and his lovely green skirt." Harry blushed as he accepted it. "The next trophy goes to Mr. Draco Malfoy for Most Sexy, as well as the Best Overall preformance. Our two winners will earn 300 galleons and a gift certificate to Diagon Alley."

'You're going to pay, Draco.. With the plan I cooked up.' Harry stared deviously as Draco walked over to Hermione (back in his tuxedo), who whispered something into his ear.

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