Adventures In Random Happenings
Sephirouch
Cloud and the gang are sitting in Tifa's bar that sprung up from a turnip in the Wutai
mountain range. Cloud is drinking a glass hard milk. Barret is drinking the turnip juice that
is in great abundance.
"I know my name. It's Cloud. I like my cheese green.". Cloud's had one too many. Red XIII
suddenly sprouts wings and flys out the door, while farting "The Star Spangled Banner" in the
wrong key.
Cloud starts doing the hoky-poky. He kicks Cid in the happy-sack. Obscenitys flow. "#$*!
loony! My @#$#%! balls! Oh good #%!@$!% God, my baaaaallllls.....". Cid falls out of his stool.
Cloud continues dancing.
Red XIII returns with the scary rabid mohawk stupid weasle disease. Cloud manages to fall
in to the toilet while writting an essay on how Einstein needed a hair cut. Yuffie bites Barret,
who is currently drunk off his ass.
And now, we introduce...the story line...
Sephiroth has acquired the infite improbability drive. Thats why all the weird things are
happening. Now the world is about to explode. Uh-oh. We're dea-bzzzzzzztttttttt-
End
Sephirouch
Cloud and the gang are sitting in Tifa's bar that sprung up from a turnip in the Wutai
mountain range. Cloud is drinking a glass hard milk. Barret is drinking the turnip juice that
is in great abundance.
"I know my name. It's Cloud. I like my cheese green.". Cloud's had one too many. Red XIII
suddenly sprouts wings and flys out the door, while farting "The Star Spangled Banner" in the
wrong key.
Cloud starts doing the hoky-poky. He kicks Cid in the happy-sack. Obscenitys flow. "#$*!
loony! My @#$#%! balls! Oh good #%!@$!% God, my baaaaallllls.....". Cid falls out of his stool.
Cloud continues dancing.
Red XIII returns with the scary rabid mohawk stupid weasle disease. Cloud manages to fall
in to the toilet while writting an essay on how Einstein needed a hair cut. Yuffie bites Barret,
who is currently drunk off his ass.
And now, we introduce...the story line...
Sephiroth has acquired the infite improbability drive. Thats why all the weird things are
happening. Now the world is about to explode. Uh-oh. We're dea-bzzzzzzztttttttt-
End
