The Young Ones pt4: Vacation All I Ever Wanted!!!
Disclaimer: I down own anything except my own characters. Nuff said.
A/N: Heh, things are gonna get a little bit weirder and a lot more heavy. I may have to up the rating a bit.
A/N 2: Since DBZ is an anime I take it that all the other anime except Pokémon are live action shows because…I dunno. It just occurred to me.
Quote of the day: "It takes two to lie! One to lie and one to listen!" ~ Homer Simpson.
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The two girls continued fighting over Gohan until Nicholas and Natalie came on stage.
"Hold up! STOP!!" They both yelled.
"No!!! I want him!! I didn't bring him to this world for nothing ya know." Lindsey said.
"NANI??!" Gohan yelled. Lindsey laughed. Natalie stepped forward.
"You must choose your girl. And don't let your emotions be controlled by Alex Jr if ya know what I mean. Follow your heart." Natalie said, giving David a wink. He laughed to himself.
"I was right. She is psychic." David laughed.
MEANWHILE…"Ahh. There they are. The offspring we have been looking for."
"We have travelled a long way, but at last we shall have what we want."
"Hold on a second, our sensors show that a hybrid is among them. A very powerful hybrid."
"Well, this just gets more and more interesting. We need an X-42."
"Yes, and I think that blonde girl should do…"
IN THE MEANTIME…"Well I…" Gohan was lost for words. The situation was so real. He didn't know what to do. Then it hit him. He grabbed Videl and enwrapped her in a kiss. "That's my decision." Lindsey smiled but then got back into role.
"FINE THEN!! LET'S JUST SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST MY KATANA!!" Lindsey said bringing out a big assed saber. Gohan pulled out a sword also and they started fighting. Nicholas started to cheer.
"Push 'em out! Knock 'em out! Waaaaaaayy out!!" Nicholas said.
"This is a swordfight!! Not a football game!" Natalie said. Gohan manoeuvred the katana out of Lindsey's hand and the lights turned out. There was a spotlight on Lindsey as she…
"I'M MELTING!! MELTING!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!" The lights turned on again and just as Gohan was about to hug Videl when he fell down a trap door. The curtains shut to show that he was dreaming.
"Aw man, it was just a dream. Too bad. Charlie was hot." Gohan said as everyone came out and took a bow.
About an hour later…"Hey guys, I gotta book it. My mom wants me home so that I can walk the dog." Lindsey said.
"Okay, see ya Lin." Natalie said as Lindsey exited. Two guys in suits came up to Nicholas and Natalie.
"Are you two the ones who wrote this play?" The blonde guy asked. Natalie nodded.
"We'd like to buy it from you." The other guy said.
"THE HELL?!" The gang exclaimed.
"It was so funny and at your age a masterpiece. We have this show where young writers produce scripts and we turn them into a one-off TV show. How do you like the sound of that?" The blonde said.
"Intriguing!" Natalie exclaimed. "But, how much are we talking?"
"We'd say about…125,000 zenni. I know it's a little amount but…" The brunette said.
"I dunno…" Natalie said.
"Alright, tell you what. We'll throw in a four-month trip around the world. How does that sound?? With your own private jet!"
"Don't worry. We'll take it!" Nicholas exclaimed. The blonde took all the necessary details and gave them a check.
"AAAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" Nicholas yelled.
"To think, I thought I'd react like that!" Natalie laughed.
"So, what are you gonna do with the money?" David asked as Gohan and Videl returned from the dressing room.
"VACATION!!" Nicholas yelled.
"What's all the yelling about?" Videl asked.
"Wellwhathapenedwastwoguyscametousandaskediftheycoulduseourscriptfortheirtvshowbecausewearetalentedandfunnysotheygaveus125,000zenniandacar!" Nicholas exclaimed. Videl and Gohan blinked.
"Translation: They are stinking rich." David replied.
"Nicky, did we really get a car?" Natalie asked as David face-faulted.
MEANWHILE…Lindsey was about to open her door when a mind-boggling sensation crossed her brain. She held her head in pain and tried to let out a scream but it was physically impossible. She fell. Dead. A sinister black light engulfed her and she re-awoke, an evil look in her eye and an evil smile playing on her lips.
"Excellent. It's all coming together." Lindsey said as she entered her house.
TWO WEEKS LATER…Gohan, Videl, Natalie, Lindsey and Nicholas all had two suitcases and a backpack around their desks. The minute the bell rang the five of them ran out of the classroom faster than the speed of light. David was waiting for them outside by the mini-van.
"What took you so long?!" David asked. They all shot him a look and piled into the car and drove to the airport. David drove while Gohan navigated.
"How long is it to drive to the airport?" David asked.
"About ½ hour." Gohan replied.
"Crap." Videl and David replied.
"What?" Gohan asked.
"Well, if a drive is more than five minutes Natalie and Nicky sing the whole way." Videl replied.
"So? It's not like they have bad voices." Lindsey replied.
"Trust us Lin, they used to do it all the time when we were kids." David replied.
"Yup. And they sing anything! Even show tunes!" Videl said.
"Hello? Nicky sitting right here!" Nicholas said as Natalie giggled.
15 MINUTES LATER…"It's a whole new world we live in! Dobedo do do do! It's a whole new way to see!! Dobedo do do do! It's a whole new place! With a brand new attitude! But you still gotta catch 'em all!! Pokémon Johto!" Nicholas and Natalie sang while the others grinded their teeth.
5 MINUTES LATER…"Then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer! Not a trace, of doubt in my mind! I'm in love! Aaaaaaah! I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried!!" They sang.
"And the radio isn't even on." Gohan muttered.
"Hey hey we're the Monkees!!"
"ARG!" David yelled.
5 MINUTES LATER…"So no one told you life was gonna be this way!!" They sang as they clapped. Gohan changed the radio station.
"Now I'm stronger than yesterday!" Gohan changed the station again.
"Backstreet's back! All right!!" Gohan turned off the radio.
5 MINUTES LATER…"Move in now move out! Hands up and hands down! Back up back up! Tell me what'cha gonna do now!! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!" They sang.
"WE'RE HERE!!!! YES!!!" Videl yelled as she clambered out of the car. They went out onto the runway and saw their plane.
"Wow!! Awesome!" Gohan said as they boarded it and looked around.
"HOLYYYY MACKEREL!! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING!!" David exclaimed. There were beds, TV, bath, upstairs and downstairs, Jacuzzi and a Playstation 2. Natalie went exploring and found an armchair like seat. She lifted it up a flap. **Crap, I think I broke it!** It turned out to be a toilet.
"This is the toilet?! HEY GUYS!!! COME AND CHECK OUT THE TOILET!!!" Natalie yelled. They came running.
"Woah!" Nicholas said, impressed.
"Man! This is so like a Puffy video!" Gohan exclaimed as Natalie's eyes widened. "What?!"
"I just never thought that you of all people would watch Puffy videos. Gohan, I am ashamed." Natalie said as Videl started laughing.
"PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS AND FASTEN YOUR SAFETY BELTS WE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF TO OUR DESTINATION OF…NEW YORK. HAVE A NICE FLIGHT." The captain said. They sat in their seats.
"Did I mention I have a fear of flying??" Gohan joked.
"Thank you Mr Impending Doom Big Mouth Man!" Natalie said.
"What?!" Gohan replied.
"You reminded Lindsey of her fear of flying!" Natalie said as she slapped him upside the head. "Ow!! Geez, what is your head made of?? Gundanium??"
"Gundanium…" Gohan and Nicholas said as they raised they're hands in confusion.
"Don't worry Natalie. I don't have that fear anymore." Lindsey said. Natalie raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, if you say so." Natalie replied. After they were aloud to get out of their seats Gohan and Videl went off together.
"They're most probably gonna…" David started.
"Yes alright. We don't need a play-by-play commentary!" Lindsey said.
"Gohan, where are we going?" Videl asked.
"Well, you know what aeroplane bathrooms are famous for…" Gohan said suggestively as he went in. Videl was left outside.
"Gohan!" She said as Gohan dragged her in.
End of part four…
