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Date: 12/06/2000 10:40:09 PM Central Standard Time
From: SillyGoose913
To: SillyGoose913
A/N this is the second part and I own everything but everything that belongs to J.K Rowling. The poem in here was written by me and I am so proud. This is going to be a long series...so I hope you like it! Please review!
"He called me a mudblood Amy! Who does he think he is?" Lily asked Amy angrily the next day.
"Lily, calm down. Ok? He was just mad. He didn't mean it." Amy said, trying to calm her psychotic best friend down.
"You're right. But he hasn't seen the last of me." Lily said in a determined voice.
Amy rolled her eyes but put on a sympathetic face when Lily looked over at her.
There was a knock on their dormitory door, and Amy went over to answer it.
It was Sirius.
Even though it was early, Amy was impeccably dressed in her dress robes...but she always added a little something extra, like awesome shoes, or funky jewelry, and Sirius noted that she had on some really funky dangly earrings today.
"Hey Sirius, come on in." Amy said gesturing towards a chair.
He saw Lily glaring at the wall and he said, "You know, he didn't mean what he said. He was just a bit embarassed that you were able to show him up." Sirius said.
"I WOULD say I was sorry, but to her...nah." came James' voice.
Lily whipped her head around and saw James leaning in her doorway, grinning like a chesire cat that just caught a canary.
"What are you doing here?" Lily asked in an icy voice.
"Oooo Ice Woman. I'm here because my best friend and my other friend Amy happen to be here. Believe me, I didn't WANT to come up here, Carrots." James sneered.
"Amy you're friends with that jerk? How can you be?" Lily asked in shock as she looked at her friend.
"Well, he's nice to me." Amy said feebly.
"If you don't get out right now Potter I'll---" Lily got cut off by Sirius.
"Be going now." he said as he pushed James out the door.
"Wow, now its gone too far. Let it go ok?" Amy said, tapping her foot on the bedpost.
"No, I won't let it go. Not unless he lets it go first." Lily said indignantly.
"That sounded like a Pre Schooler Lily. Get over it ok? I know it hurt but we all say things we don't mean." Amy said, getting sick of trying to make Lily see the light.
Amy shook her head and led Lily out of the room.
The first class they had that day was Transfiguration, and Professor McGonagall paired them off.
To Lily and James' horror, and Amy and Sirius' delight, Lily and James were paired together.
Amy got paired off with Remus and Sirius got paired up with Severus Snape, the greasy slytherin that everyone hated.
"Ok, now turn the match into a needle using the technique I showed you." the Professor instructed.
"Yeah, Carrot, change the match into a needle." James said.
"Why don't you do it Pothead? Afraid you won't get it right?" Lily asked, taunting him.
"Fine, give me the match." James said, holding out his hand.
Lily lit the match and then set it into James' hand.
"YOWCH! What did you do that for?" James asked, frantically blowing on his burnt hand.
"Thats for calling me Carrots." Lily said snootily.
James emptied his ink bottle on her head and kicked her hard in the shins.
"You little BRAT." Lily screeched.
"The color suits you." James said with a loud laugh.
James and Sirius were laughing so hard they were crying, and Amy was glaring at Lily and James for being such babies.
Lily left the room to go wash her hair for the 4th time in 2 days.
"I'm going to get him back." Lily muttered, icing her shin where he had kicked her.
By the time she got back to class, it was time to leave.
Lily met up with Amy outside the classroom, but she didn't complain about James.
Now that she knew Amy was friends with him, she couldn't complain about him to her anymore. She'd have to think of comebacks all by herself.
The next class was Potions.
Amy and Lily were partners, and they made their sleeping draught in only 10 minutes. The were awarded 30 points each and were instructed to help the others.
Lily grinned when he said this. She knew JUST who she was going to help.
"Well if it isn't little Pothead having trouble with his potion." Lily said snottily.
"Carrots just shut up and tell me what I did wrong." James said with a sigh.
"You put the eye of newt in too soon, and the fairy flower goes in LAST not first. The frogs legs weren't smashed properly, the rats tail wasn't scalded long enough, and what is that BOOT doing in there?" Lily asked, fishing out a large black boot.
Sirius grinned sheepishly. "I thought it might give the potion an extra "kick"."
Lily sighed and began instructing them on how to fix it.
After a while she sighed.
"You two will just have to start all over." she said.
So they emptied their cauldron and began again.
Lily added a littly extra something to their potion to make it more interesting, then she left them to do their work.
10 minutes later they heard a BOOM and the table next to them blew up, and James and Sirius were standing there looking shocked, with singed hair and eyebrows.
James' glasses were covered in ash and there were holes in his robes.
They all burst out laughing and the boys turned an interesting shade of red before slinking out of the classroom to go change.
When Amy had finally stopped laughing, she leaned over to Lily and said, "You did that didn't you?"
Lily grinned and nodded.
Amy started laughing again, and this time she couldn't stop.
The teacher had to put a silencing charm on her to make her stop in fact.
Their third class, Charms, was the most interesting yet. They were learning simple flowering charms that day, and when the classroom blew up, everyone looked at Lily.
James and Sirius burst out laughing and they whispered "Those fireworks worked great! She's gonna get in HUGE trouble."
And she did. 2 weeks of detention, and a day of cleaning out the bed pans in the hospital wing.
During those two weeks, she just planned ways to get back at James. She thought of plenty of mediocre ones. But the huge one (even better than blowing up a classroom and making it look like someone else did it) came to Lily on her last day in detention.
Inside, she was laughing like crazy, and even AMY liked the plan enough to join in and make her friends miserable.
They walked into the boys dorms and poured itching powder in every bed, put invisible ink in all of their quills, and best of all, they stole a pair of james' boxers, and they flew them up on the flag pole.
Then they stood together, their hands over their hearts, and they sung their boxer short national anthem which went something like this:
Dedicated to James Potter's boxers:
here we stand, starched and tall
on the butt, a work of art
glad I'm not, being worn at all
this kid is known to fart!
I was washed for the first time, yesterday
and he's had me, all along
now its time to make him pay
because what he does in me, is just WRONG
so I fly and air out, in this nice breeze
thanking god that I'm not on him
by this kid with messy hair and knobbly knees
and gas always up to the brim
(A/N I just love my poem...how bout you?)
By the time they were done, the whole school was listening and they asked for an encore, which they gave.
A very red James and a hysterical Sirius were standing near the front of the crowd.
James looked like he was ready to die of embarassment and Sirius looked like he was going to die from laughing too hard.
Lily and Amy were giggling like lunatics and the whole school was laughing and pointing at james and his poor boxer shorts.
Soon Dumbledore came and took the girls away, but it had been worth it to see the look on James' face.
They both got a week of detentions, but they both agreed that they didn't care this time. That had just been too fun.
For the rest of the week James was lying low, and Lily was flying high.
She was suddenly the most popular person in the school along with Amy, and even 7th years were coming up to her and telling her how great her prank was.
Whenever someone would pass James they would say "those poor boxers" or something like that, and James would go all red in the face and hurry away.
Lily loved it. It was just too good.
She patted herself on the back many times for that one. And Amy too. Amy made the anthem with Lily, but the idea had been Lily's.
The itching powder had been pretty funny too. Watching them scratch themselves in odd places all day made the big joke even more hysterical.
But James had something up his sleeve...and he was just waiting for the right time...
A/N I loved it. Its funny. hehehehe but I hope you like it and please review. Part 3 coming very soon!
Date: 12/06/2000 10:40:09 PM Central Standard Time
From: SillyGoose913
To: SillyGoose913
A/N this is the second part and I own everything but everything that belongs to J.K Rowling. The poem in here was written by me and I am so proud. This is going to be a long series...so I hope you like it! Please review!
"He called me a mudblood Amy! Who does he think he is?" Lily asked Amy angrily the next day.
"Lily, calm down. Ok? He was just mad. He didn't mean it." Amy said, trying to calm her psychotic best friend down.
"You're right. But he hasn't seen the last of me." Lily said in a determined voice.
Amy rolled her eyes but put on a sympathetic face when Lily looked over at her.
There was a knock on their dormitory door, and Amy went over to answer it.
It was Sirius.
Even though it was early, Amy was impeccably dressed in her dress robes...but she always added a little something extra, like awesome shoes, or funky jewelry, and Sirius noted that she had on some really funky dangly earrings today.
"Hey Sirius, come on in." Amy said gesturing towards a chair.
He saw Lily glaring at the wall and he said, "You know, he didn't mean what he said. He was just a bit embarassed that you were able to show him up." Sirius said.
"I WOULD say I was sorry, but to her...nah." came James' voice.
Lily whipped her head around and saw James leaning in her doorway, grinning like a chesire cat that just caught a canary.
"What are you doing here?" Lily asked in an icy voice.
"Oooo Ice Woman. I'm here because my best friend and my other friend Amy happen to be here. Believe me, I didn't WANT to come up here, Carrots." James sneered.
"Amy you're friends with that jerk? How can you be?" Lily asked in shock as she looked at her friend.
"Well, he's nice to me." Amy said feebly.
"If you don't get out right now Potter I'll---" Lily got cut off by Sirius.
"Be going now." he said as he pushed James out the door.
"Wow, now its gone too far. Let it go ok?" Amy said, tapping her foot on the bedpost.
"No, I won't let it go. Not unless he lets it go first." Lily said indignantly.
"That sounded like a Pre Schooler Lily. Get over it ok? I know it hurt but we all say things we don't mean." Amy said, getting sick of trying to make Lily see the light.
Amy shook her head and led Lily out of the room.
The first class they had that day was Transfiguration, and Professor McGonagall paired them off.
To Lily and James' horror, and Amy and Sirius' delight, Lily and James were paired together.
Amy got paired off with Remus and Sirius got paired up with Severus Snape, the greasy slytherin that everyone hated.
"Ok, now turn the match into a needle using the technique I showed you." the Professor instructed.
"Yeah, Carrot, change the match into a needle." James said.
"Why don't you do it Pothead? Afraid you won't get it right?" Lily asked, taunting him.
"Fine, give me the match." James said, holding out his hand.
Lily lit the match and then set it into James' hand.
"YOWCH! What did you do that for?" James asked, frantically blowing on his burnt hand.
"Thats for calling me Carrots." Lily said snootily.
James emptied his ink bottle on her head and kicked her hard in the shins.
"You little BRAT." Lily screeched.
"The color suits you." James said with a loud laugh.
James and Sirius were laughing so hard they were crying, and Amy was glaring at Lily and James for being such babies.
Lily left the room to go wash her hair for the 4th time in 2 days.
"I'm going to get him back." Lily muttered, icing her shin where he had kicked her.
By the time she got back to class, it was time to leave.
Lily met up with Amy outside the classroom, but she didn't complain about James.
Now that she knew Amy was friends with him, she couldn't complain about him to her anymore. She'd have to think of comebacks all by herself.
The next class was Potions.
Amy and Lily were partners, and they made their sleeping draught in only 10 minutes. The were awarded 30 points each and were instructed to help the others.
Lily grinned when he said this. She knew JUST who she was going to help.
"Well if it isn't little Pothead having trouble with his potion." Lily said snottily.
"Carrots just shut up and tell me what I did wrong." James said with a sigh.
"You put the eye of newt in too soon, and the fairy flower goes in LAST not first. The frogs legs weren't smashed properly, the rats tail wasn't scalded long enough, and what is that BOOT doing in there?" Lily asked, fishing out a large black boot.
Sirius grinned sheepishly. "I thought it might give the potion an extra "kick"."
Lily sighed and began instructing them on how to fix it.
After a while she sighed.
"You two will just have to start all over." she said.
So they emptied their cauldron and began again.
Lily added a littly extra something to their potion to make it more interesting, then she left them to do their work.
10 minutes later they heard a BOOM and the table next to them blew up, and James and Sirius were standing there looking shocked, with singed hair and eyebrows.
James' glasses were covered in ash and there were holes in his robes.
They all burst out laughing and the boys turned an interesting shade of red before slinking out of the classroom to go change.
When Amy had finally stopped laughing, she leaned over to Lily and said, "You did that didn't you?"
Lily grinned and nodded.
Amy started laughing again, and this time she couldn't stop.
The teacher had to put a silencing charm on her to make her stop in fact.
Their third class, Charms, was the most interesting yet. They were learning simple flowering charms that day, and when the classroom blew up, everyone looked at Lily.
James and Sirius burst out laughing and they whispered "Those fireworks worked great! She's gonna get in HUGE trouble."
And she did. 2 weeks of detention, and a day of cleaning out the bed pans in the hospital wing.
During those two weeks, she just planned ways to get back at James. She thought of plenty of mediocre ones. But the huge one (even better than blowing up a classroom and making it look like someone else did it) came to Lily on her last day in detention.
Inside, she was laughing like crazy, and even AMY liked the plan enough to join in and make her friends miserable.
They walked into the boys dorms and poured itching powder in every bed, put invisible ink in all of their quills, and best of all, they stole a pair of james' boxers, and they flew them up on the flag pole.
Then they stood together, their hands over their hearts, and they sung their boxer short national anthem which went something like this:
Dedicated to James Potter's boxers:
here we stand, starched and tall
on the butt, a work of art
glad I'm not, being worn at all
this kid is known to fart!
I was washed for the first time, yesterday
and he's had me, all along
now its time to make him pay
because what he does in me, is just WRONG
so I fly and air out, in this nice breeze
thanking god that I'm not on him
by this kid with messy hair and knobbly knees
and gas always up to the brim
(A/N I just love my poem...how bout you?)
By the time they were done, the whole school was listening and they asked for an encore, which they gave.
A very red James and a hysterical Sirius were standing near the front of the crowd.
James looked like he was ready to die of embarassment and Sirius looked like he was going to die from laughing too hard.
Lily and Amy were giggling like lunatics and the whole school was laughing and pointing at james and his poor boxer shorts.
Soon Dumbledore came and took the girls away, but it had been worth it to see the look on James' face.
They both got a week of detentions, but they both agreed that they didn't care this time. That had just been too fun.
For the rest of the week James was lying low, and Lily was flying high.
She was suddenly the most popular person in the school along with Amy, and even 7th years were coming up to her and telling her how great her prank was.
Whenever someone would pass James they would say "those poor boxers" or something like that, and James would go all red in the face and hurry away.
Lily loved it. It was just too good.
She patted herself on the back many times for that one. And Amy too. Amy made the anthem with Lily, but the idea had been Lily's.
The itching powder had been pretty funny too. Watching them scratch themselves in odd places all day made the big joke even more hysterical.
But James had something up his sleeve...and he was just waiting for the right time...
A/N I loved it. Its funny. hehehehe but I hope you like it and please review. Part 3 coming very soon!
