This is the original Neverwhere, it has nothing to do with the Neverwhere your used to, but that's ok, that Neverwhere is boring! In the current Neverwhere there is a Richard and well… all of the characters, this one isn't like that, it's entertaining the whole what through the book.
The Characters are as follows:
Sydney Croup (Sid)- Weak Womanly Man with no real point but still a big part of the story (just like the original book)
Scott Vandamar- Tall big muscular like a King Kong type figure, a gorilla ape, Usually grunts and growls as words, but Sid understands him as a little girl understanding her imaginary friend, or doll
Joe Boxer- he has no point in the story, but he is the one who adds in all the side comments (like this in brackets)
Other people appearing out of nowhere
This story begins on a cold harsh winter afternoon, a shroud of snow covers the land as far as you can see. Scott and Sid are walking around in the snow, Sid in his pink snow suit, and Scott in Shorts and a tee shirt that is all dirty, probably from rolling around in the mud chasing wild boars. They're walking side by side (not holding hands, Sid is afraid of getting dirty or getting ticks, although Scott takes Sid's hand while crossing the street.)
The story begins:
Sid- hey Scott?
Scott- hu
C (croup, Sid)- wanna get some coffee and doughnuts?
V (Scott)- Huga grr unga umb
C- Ok, then just Doughnuts (Scott is afraid Sid may burn herself… himself)
V- Hu, mmumba
C- all right, race ya!
V- (Angrily) Nup an grr uupa uunsagah
C- I know, I wont cross the street, how abou I race you to the corner?
V- kuh
C- can I get a head start?
V- guha
C- here I go! (And starts running)
V- Women! I mean uunga hu (five min later Scott starts running)
C- o man, you won again!
V (shrugs shoulders) eh
C- (Starts running across the street) race ya across the street
V- huuu ahhhhhhh!
There is a car coming directly at Sydney frolicking across the street. Will Scott save her… uh, I mean him in time? Will Scott ever speak English in front if Sid? Will they ever get a puppy? All these and many more questions will be answered next time on, "The Original Neverwhere!"
The Characters are as follows:
Sydney Croup (Sid)- Weak Womanly Man with no real point but still a big part of the story (just like the original book)
Scott Vandamar- Tall big muscular like a King Kong type figure, a gorilla ape, Usually grunts and growls as words, but Sid understands him as a little girl understanding her imaginary friend, or doll
Joe Boxer- he has no point in the story, but he is the one who adds in all the side comments (like this in brackets)
Other people appearing out of nowhere
This story begins on a cold harsh winter afternoon, a shroud of snow covers the land as far as you can see. Scott and Sid are walking around in the snow, Sid in his pink snow suit, and Scott in Shorts and a tee shirt that is all dirty, probably from rolling around in the mud chasing wild boars. They're walking side by side (not holding hands, Sid is afraid of getting dirty or getting ticks, although Scott takes Sid's hand while crossing the street.)
The story begins:
Sid- hey Scott?
Scott- hu
C (croup, Sid)- wanna get some coffee and doughnuts?
V (Scott)- Huga grr unga umb
C- Ok, then just Doughnuts (Scott is afraid Sid may burn herself… himself)
V- Hu, mmumba
C- all right, race ya!
V- (Angrily) Nup an grr uupa uunsagah
C- I know, I wont cross the street, how abou I race you to the corner?
V- kuh
C- can I get a head start?
V- guha
C- here I go! (And starts running)
V- Women! I mean uunga hu (five min later Scott starts running)
C- o man, you won again!
V (shrugs shoulders) eh
C- (Starts running across the street) race ya across the street
V- huuu ahhhhhhh!
There is a car coming directly at Sydney frolicking across the street. Will Scott save her… uh, I mean him in time? Will Scott ever speak English in front if Sid? Will they ever get a puppy? All these and many more questions will be answered next time on, "The Original Neverwhere!"
