* Safari Fun For Everyone*

With 3 minutes left at the end of Biology, I hastily write my vocab story due in next period English....

By: Shkira

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"You don't think it was the littlest bit of a brash decision?"

"Winner, just because it wasn't palatable to what you would have done," stated the contentious Wufei.

"Where's your integrity, Wu!" whined a hungry Duo, who was hanging tiredly on Heero's arm.

"Kisama!" snarled the China Man as he chopped some tropical ferns with his katana. "Maxwell no baka, you can't fathom the meaning! You are just an obnoxious wastrel!"

Shinigami's eyes flared with anger, and Heero did his best to hold him back. "YOU blew up our truck, all our food, and my Discman!"

"...!" Trowa exclaimed, trying his best to calm him down.

"How can I! We're in the middle of a jungle!" screeched Duo, giving Heero a migraine. "I don't wanna get all emaciated!"

"Em...aciated...?" queried Quatre.

"Duo's saying big words...this is bad," muttered Trowa.

"Trowa talked a full sentence, its even worse," stated the Perfect Soldier.

"Must be the heat of the jungle," stated Wufei, who stood at the vanguard, trying to look like the omnipotent one on safari.

"It's hot?"

"Shut up Quatre!"

"...!!!" yelled Trowa, sending a silencing glare at Wufei.

Duo was having seizures and muttering about Shinigami and Pestilence while Heero patted his back encouragingly.

Suddenly from the jungle brush an Oz soldier lept. "RETRIBUTION! SHINE* GUNDAM PILOTS!"

With honed reflexes all 5 pulled out guns and blew the shit out of him. Walking past the dead man, they found his Hummer and sped away through the jungle to their safe house.

"Nice safari! :-D "

"Grrr.... :-| "

"... ^_^ "

"Food....Pestilence...die...Shinigami!"

"Hn"

*Shine (shin-eh) means die in Japanese. Thanks D.A.!