MAY I REMIND YOU CHAPTER 5 OF JOHTO JOURNEYS WILL BE UP 5-4-01

DEVOTED TO KASUMI_GRL
By the way, I get the Digimon info off the back of cereal packs. I also have a friend that used to like Digimon. This is also devoted to that friend, who knows who he/she is, for trying to stick up for me. But I can do it this way, which is much more destructive. I hate Digimon so much because of the way people compare it to Pokemon. And there is nothing more annoying than people who say I like Digimon. Or secretly watch it. No names mentioned. Kasumi_Grl. Enjoy one of my most successful fics!
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*********Mew2 Strikes back**********


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Mew2 Strikes Back:Hello, and welcome back to the Digifans Weakest Link. May I remind you that the group have a grand total of £0. Great. We have left Izzy, Tai, TK, Kari, Matt and Joe. Great. Last round we eliminated incompatent Sora, and Miss Mee-mee-hasn't-got-a-brain. Let's see if we can actually win money this round.

All players:Yes, Mew2.

Mew2:THAT'S IT! YOU ARE ALL THE WEAKEST LINK. GOODBYE!

Director:You can't do that!

Mew2:OK then. Let's begin.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Mew2:Izzy, where would you find Delibird?

Izzy:Delibird can be found

Mew2:Please don't EVER repeat the question. I am quite capable of doing that myself. Carry on.

Izzy:Ice path in Silver.

Mew2:Correct.
(SLIDER GOES UP TO £20)

Mew2:TK,

TK:Bank.

Mew2:LET ME FINISH THE QUESTION STUPID!

Mew2:Where is Gary in G/S?

TK:Could you repeat the question please?

Mew2:No. You'll just have to guess. You were gonna get it wrong anyway.

TK:Mew2StrikesBackMon

Mew2:

Mew2:Kari, where can Gastly be found in R/B?

(Kari begins to glow)

Kari:I AM THE DIGIMON QUEEN!!! YOU CANNOT MAKE DIGIMON LOOK LIKE THIS!!!

Mew2:Let us halt the show for a second.
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(Show comes back. Kari is now a ladybird.)

Mew2:Let us vote for the weakest link.

Izzy:Kari.

Tai:Kari.

Matt:Kari.

TK:Kari. (Smiley face is drawn next to Kari)

Joe:Kari

Kari the ladybird:MEEK(Kari)
(Mew2 sighs with frustration)

Mew2:Joe, why Kari?

Joe:B

Mew2:I have heard enough of your voice for another chapter.

Mew2:(Sighs)Kari, why Kari?

Kari The Ladybird:Meek(Cause shes gonna win it!)
(Gargles like a baby)

Mew2:With(Clears throat) 6/6 votes, Kari, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(Mew2 flips hand. Kari is still.)
(Audience cheers)

Tai:No, my sister!(Glares at rest of contestants)How could you do this? How could you vote her off?
(Sobs)

Mew2:You voted her off too.

Tai:YOU!!!!! I'LLL KILL YO

Tai:Oh yeah.

Mew2:Join us again for the weakest link.(scowls)Goodbye.