********************DONT FORGET TO READ JOHTO JOURNIES!!!!!!!!***********************************

*********Mew2 Strikes back****************

Warning anti Digimon fic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mew2 Strikes Back:Hello, and welcome back to another edition of The DigiFans Weakest link. We are still stuck with Tai, Izzy, TK, Matt and Joe. Whoopie. The group have in the kitty a grand total of £20. You can probably buy a stick of chewing gum with that. Congratulations. Now, if you knew anything about Pokemon, then you could have won £2000 by now. Last round we eliminated Kari The Ladybird, with a whopping erm... 6/5 votes. Let's begin today's humiliation round.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Mew2:Tai. Where would you find Octillery?

Tai:Route

Mew2:Wrong. Ha-ha. Trick question. Octillery cannot be found anywhere.

Tai:But

Mew2:SILENCE!!! I did not give you permission to argue with my cruel no-win questions!!!

Tai:Grrr.. Go, Agumon!

Mew2:Aww, a stuffed toy! Let's burn it!

Audience:Burn it, burn it, burn it!

Rest of players:Burn it, burn it, burn it!

Crew:Burn it, burn it, burn it!

(Mew2 douses Agumon in petrol. He then proceeds to throw a match.)

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Audience:Dodgy toy, dodgy toy, dodgy toy!
(Everyone giggles amusedly)

Mew2:Let's continue.

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Mew2:Izzy, where is Blaine in R/B?

Izzy:Cinnibar Island.

Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £20)

Mew2:TK, what type is Charmander?

TK:Erm, I think it is... I'm not sure..

Mew2:Hurry up, we havn't got all day.

TK:Fire?

Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £50)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Mew2:Matt, what number is Voltorb?

Matt:Well, I have the Digimon Lottery as 100, but my second number is 543, also, my

Mew2:Shut up and get on with it.

Matt:100?

Mew2:????????????????????????????
(Slider goes up to £100)

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Mew2:Joe, where is Kangaskan found in G/S?

Joe:Easy, Rock Tunnel.

Mew2:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's supposed to be impossible to get more than £20!!! I've gotta make these questions harder!!!!! I'm the author of this fic!!!!
(Slider goes up to £200)

Mew2:Tai, what is Ash's favourite Pokemon? How did this one get in here????? I HATE THIS SHOW!!!

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Tai:Monmon.

(Mew2 smiles cruelly)

Mew2:Incorrect.
(Slider drops to £0)

All other players: TAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(End-of-round-music)

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!

Mew2:Let us vote of the Weakest Link.

Voiceover guy:Tai, by far, was the weakest link. In my opinion, though, they are all pathetic.

Mew2:Show your cards.

Tai:Matt

Matt:Tai

TK:Tai

Joe:Tai

Izzy:Tai

Mew2:Izzy, why Tai?

Izzy:Coz he's pathetic.

Mew2:Well, err, YOU'RE A DIGIMON FAN!!!!

Mew2:Tai, why Matt?

Tai:Bec

Mew2:We don't care, because YOU are the....

Everyone:WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!!

Tai:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Tai slumps to the ground)

Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!! I'm dead.
(Agumon dies of fatal burns.)
(Audience laughs)

Mew2:Join us again for the weakest link(scowls). Goodbye!