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*********Mew2 Strikes back****************
Warning anti Digimon fic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew2 Strikes Back:Hello, and welcome back to another edition of The DigiFans Weakest link. We are still stuck with Tai, Izzy, TK, Matt and Joe. Whoopie. The group have in the kitty a grand total of £20. You can probably buy a stick of chewing gum with that. Congratulations. Now, if you knew anything about Pokemon, then you could have won £2000 by now. Last round we eliminated Kari The Ladybird, with a whopping erm... 6/5 votes. Let's begin today's humiliation round.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Mew2:Tai. Where would you find Octillery?
Tai:Route
Mew2:Wrong. Ha-ha. Trick question. Octillery cannot be found anywhere.
Tai:But
Mew2:SILENCE!!! I did not give you permission to argue with my cruel no-win questions!!!
Tai:Grrr.. Go, Agumon!
Mew2:Aww, a stuffed toy! Let's burn it!
Audience:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
Rest of players:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
Crew:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
(Mew2 douses Agumon in petrol. He then proceeds to throw a match.)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Audience:Dodgy toy, dodgy toy, dodgy toy!
(Everyone giggles amusedly)
Mew2:Let's continue.
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Izzy, where is Blaine in R/B?
Izzy:Cinnibar Island.
Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £20)
Mew2:TK, what type is Charmander?
TK:Erm, I think it is... I'm not sure..
Mew2:Hurry up, we havn't got all day.
TK:Fire?
Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £50)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Matt, what number is Voltorb?
Matt:Well, I have the Digimon Lottery as 100, but my second number is 543, also, my
Mew2:Shut up and get on with it.
Matt:100?
Mew2:????????????????????????????
(Slider goes up to £100)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Joe, where is Kangaskan found in G/S?
Joe:Easy, Rock Tunnel.
Mew2:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's supposed to be impossible to get more than £20!!! I've gotta make these questions harder!!!!! I'm the author of this fic!!!!
(Slider goes up to £200)
Mew2:Tai, what is Ash's favourite Pokemon? How did this one get in here????? I HATE THIS SHOW!!!
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Tai:Monmon.
(Mew2 smiles cruelly)
Mew2:Incorrect.
(Slider drops to £0)
All other players: TAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(End-of-round-music)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Let us vote of the Weakest Link.
Voiceover guy:Tai, by far, was the weakest link. In my opinion, though, they are all pathetic.
Mew2:Show your cards.
Tai:Matt
Matt:Tai
TK:Tai
Joe:Tai
Izzy:Tai
Mew2:Izzy, why Tai?
Izzy:Coz he's pathetic.
Mew2:Well, err, YOU'RE A DIGIMON FAN!!!!
Mew2:Tai, why Matt?
Tai:Bec
Mew2:We don't care, because YOU are the....
Everyone:WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!!
Tai:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Tai slumps to the ground)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!! I'm dead.
(Agumon dies of fatal burns.)
(Audience laughs)
Mew2:Join us again for the weakest link(scowls). Goodbye!
*********Mew2 Strikes back****************
Warning anti Digimon fic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew2 Strikes Back:Hello, and welcome back to another edition of The DigiFans Weakest link. We are still stuck with Tai, Izzy, TK, Matt and Joe. Whoopie. The group have in the kitty a grand total of £20. You can probably buy a stick of chewing gum with that. Congratulations. Now, if you knew anything about Pokemon, then you could have won £2000 by now. Last round we eliminated Kari The Ladybird, with a whopping erm... 6/5 votes. Let's begin today's humiliation round.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Mew2:Tai. Where would you find Octillery?
Tai:Route
Mew2:Wrong. Ha-ha. Trick question. Octillery cannot be found anywhere.
Tai:But
Mew2:SILENCE!!! I did not give you permission to argue with my cruel no-win questions!!!
Tai:Grrr.. Go, Agumon!
Mew2:Aww, a stuffed toy! Let's burn it!
Audience:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
Rest of players:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
Crew:Burn it, burn it, burn it!
(Mew2 douses Agumon in petrol. He then proceeds to throw a match.)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Audience:Dodgy toy, dodgy toy, dodgy toy!
(Everyone giggles amusedly)
Mew2:Let's continue.
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Izzy, where is Blaine in R/B?
Izzy:Cinnibar Island.
Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £20)
Mew2:TK, what type is Charmander?
TK:Erm, I think it is... I'm not sure..
Mew2:Hurry up, we havn't got all day.
TK:Fire?
Mew2:Correct.
(Slider goes up to £50)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Matt, what number is Voltorb?
Matt:Well, I have the Digimon Lottery as 100, but my second number is 543, also, my
Mew2:Shut up and get on with it.
Matt:100?
Mew2:????????????????????????????
(Slider goes up to £100)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Joe, where is Kangaskan found in G/S?
Joe:Easy, Rock Tunnel.
Mew2:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's supposed to be impossible to get more than £20!!! I've gotta make these questions harder!!!!! I'm the author of this fic!!!!
(Slider goes up to £200)
Mew2:Tai, what is Ash's favourite Pokemon? How did this one get in here????? I HATE THIS SHOW!!!
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Tai:Monmon.
(Mew2 smiles cruelly)
Mew2:Incorrect.
(Slider drops to £0)
All other players: TAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(End-of-round-music)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!
Mew2:Let us vote of the Weakest Link.
Voiceover guy:Tai, by far, was the weakest link. In my opinion, though, they are all pathetic.
Mew2:Show your cards.
Tai:Matt
Matt:Tai
TK:Tai
Joe:Tai
Izzy:Tai
Mew2:Izzy, why Tai?
Izzy:Coz he's pathetic.
Mew2:Well, err, YOU'RE A DIGIMON FAN!!!!
Mew2:Tai, why Matt?
Tai:Bec
Mew2:We don't care, because YOU are the....
Everyone:WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!!
Tai:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Tai slumps to the ground)
Agumon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!! I'm dead.
(Agumon dies of fatal burns.)
(Audience laughs)
Mew2:Join us again for the weakest link(scowls). Goodbye!
