Kaori:
Okay, this idea just won't leave me alone. The inspiration for this came from
an episode of Something So Right on USA and a line from an original
manga called Acid Reflux.
Machigai:
What are you blathering on about?
Ayamachi:
Yes, inquiring muses would like to know.
Kaori:
I'm getting to that, but first, a little disclaimer…
DISCLAIMER:
I do not own the Gundam characters and I don't own the song Old Time Rock n
Roll.
A/N:
By the way, Acid Reflux is online for everyone's benefit. It's cute, funny, and
totally spastic. Go to http://www.acidrefluxcomic.com/
if you're interested. Trust me, you won't be disappointed, if you are, you
haven't read enough of it.
Kaori:
And now….
Rock
'n' Roll
???:
Are you sure nobody's here?
???#2:
Of course I'm sure, they all went shopping.
???:
All right then. Turn up the music!!
[piano
bit]
Wufei
slides across the linoleum floor in a pair of white socks, boxers, dress shirt,
and a pair of dark sunglasses. He strikes a pose.
[piano
bit repeats]
Heero
slides in next to him dressed identically and also strikes a pose. They both
start lip-syncing.
Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to them by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I
like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
Heero
jumps around until he ends up on the couch.
Don't try to take me to a disco
You never even get me out on the floor
Heero
picks the cushions and throws them around. Wufei is dancing on the coffee table.
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
Wufei
and Heero dance back to back playing air guitar.
Still like that old time a- rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time a rock 'n' roll, hey!
During
the guitar solo the two of them dance through the house knocking over
furniture, banging on the doors, and jumping on and off tables. Heero finds a
broom and uses it like a microphone.
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I better hear some blues or funky old
soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time a-rock 'n' roll
Wufei
finds a feather duster and uses it as a mic and points at a picture of Duo that
is on the mantle.
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old fashion, say I'm over the
hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
Heero
and Wufei get up on the coffee table again singing into their "microphones".
Still like that old time a rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time a-rock 'n' roll
During
the saxophone solo Wufei jumps off the coffee table and does a funky little
dance.
Still like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time a-rock 'n' roll
Heero
dances around the room with the broom kicking cushions out of the way.
Still like that old time a- rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time a-rock 'n' roll, hey!
Wufei
throws the feather duster in the air and then karate kicks it into a corner.
Heero smirks, throws a pillow in the air, whips out his gun and fires. Feathers
fly everywhere. They both laugh and resume dancing. Neither of them hear the
front door open.
Still like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
Quatre,
Trowa, and Duo enter the room and see the two normally reserved pilots dancing
around the messy room. Duo rushes upstairs to get a camera. Trowa and Quatre
try to keep from laughing.
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time a-rock 'n' roll
Duo
comes back with the camera.
Still like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
*click*
Wufei
and Heero: ACK!!!!
Duo,
Trowa, and Quatre roll on the floor laughing while Wufei and Heero sink
mortified to the floor as the music fades out.
~Owari~