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01/01/01

To:Zidanethehottie@gaia.com, Squall,noidon'twanttotalkaboutit@balambgarden.com

From: cloudidon'tremembernotin'@midgar.com

Hey pen pals!

Hope you guys enjoyed the new year's parties y'all went to!

Zidane don't worry about Tifa and me anymore, we got that Aeris girl under control! Tifa says I should forget about her 'cause she's dead and all but I can't stop thinkin' about her...hope you and Garnet are okay, Zidane.

Squall I believe you and Rinoa should be fine, 'cause I know you wouldn't be doing none of that cheatin' stuff Zidane does, but if anything should be wrong ya have ta email me back!

Sincerely,

Cloud Strife.

11/01/01

To: zidanethehottie@gaia.com, cloudidon'tremembernotin'@midgar.com

From: squall,noidon'twanttotalkaboutit@balambgarden.com

Hello...

I shouldn't really care about you saying about me cheatin' and stuff, but I do! Just 'cause I'm a respectful person doesn't mean I can or cannot cheat on someone, I could if I wanted to ya know!

Squall

15/01/01

To: cloudidon'tremembernotin'@midgar.com, squall,noidon'twanttotalkaboutit@balambgarden.com

From: zidanethehottie@gaia.com

Hey y'all!

Squall I got a bone to pick wit' you! Don't go messin' wit' other girls all right? You're a good man and I'm sure Cloud wouldn't want ya to be foolin' around either, right Cloud?

Anywho, (gotta use that phrase) me and Garnet are very good but that guy I was telling you guys about, Kuja, after I saved him from the Iifa tree he's been all close to me! It's really gross! I think he's coming on to me! if you got any pointers on how to get rid of him I'm all ears, but I told him that I sleep naked and he said " so do i!" Guys I'm scared any help would be great!

Thanx,

Zidane

17/01/01

To:zidanethehottie@gaia.com, cloudidon'tremembernotin'@midgar.com

From:squall,noidon'twanttotalkaboutit@balambgarden.com

Zidane, I thought you were a manly man, not one of those guys wit' other guys! But hey man it's okay I find notin' wrong with people like that, it's just I never thought you would be like one of them. D-does Garnet know? If she doesn't you should tell her man. Maybe if you're lucky she won't tell anyone else about you're uh... Anyway you should tell her.

Cloud, I hope you're not going to become like him I know you guys use to look up to each other but I think that should stop now!

Squall

28/01/01

To: squall,noidon'twanttotalkaboutit@balambgarden, cloudidon'tremembernotin'@midgar.com

From: zidanethehottie@gaia.com

Sorry it took so long to get back to y'all!

Squall I'm NOT gay! This dude is coming on to ME not the other way around! Anyway you should talk 'cause before you met Rinoa you would tell hot woman to go talk to walls!

Kuja is like really bothering me he said that he's a changed man because of me! He also said that

If I every needed someone he'd be there for me cause I was there for him, I have major regrets! I wish I never went back to that stupid Iifa tree! And now Squall is saying i'm gay because Kuja is coming on to me! It's not my fault i'm a hottie, I never expected to atract the same sex, but i'm a sexy man so... Anyway Kuja is girlish lookin'...but i'm NOT gay, no matter what i'm not gonna change what I like, Cloud ya know what I mean! I would never even think about Kuja if he actually looked like a guy but he doesn't! We're like brothers anyway I would never think sexual thoughts about my bro...

Yeah anyway wats up with the rest of you, cloud where ya been? Ya haven't been emailing back! Hope everything's all right over there! Talk to ya all soon!

Tha major hottie Zidane

Whats gonna happen next month? And what are all the villans thinking this month? You'll find out next time!r&r!