Disclaimer: they aren't mine, I know it, you know it, we
all know it. So don't sue.
C&C Welcome as always. If you are a huge SM lover and can't take a joke, don't
read.
Tuxedo..Heero?
Heero sat typing at his laptop (oh if I had a nickel for every fic
that opened that way)
A loud
booming voice that could only be the author
Heero-
Ignoring voice, keeps typing
Karasu-
Heero
realizes it's not Duo
Karasu- I have to borrow you
Heero-
eyes narrow For what?
Karasu-
I'm writing another fic, and Dariener, Mamoru is missing, so I need you
to fill in.
Heero-
with a vague tinge of disgust Sailor moon.
Karasu-
Heero-
Karasu-
Or I could just arrange a crossdressing sidefic for you I've got a lovely pink dress sitting around here somewhere. Reliena would LOVE it
Heero-
Horror crosses his face briefly, before reverting to its natural emotionless state
Mission
Accepted
Karasu-
Oh, and you'll need these
A black
cape and top hat float down out of the ethers
Heero-
raises eyebrow
Karasu-
Oh just put them onand no guns
Heero-
No guns?!
Karasu-
Lack of a current physical form hides her evil grin Yep. You only get to throw roses and give
inspiring' speeches.
Heero-
*****
*sometime
later*
Ami raised
looked up from her reading. Is Usagi
here yet
She received
a rather annoyed look from Rei, No. Usagi
is incapable of being on time, haven't you noticed?
I swear, she's going to be late for her own funeral! Her eyes narrowed in agitation, and
considering just who we are....
Makoto
simply shook her head being used to this particular complaint. Rei, you know she doesn't mean to do
it...
A loud boom cut her off midsentence, as a tree creaked and came
crashing down right where they were gathered. Everyone
jumped out of the way, rolling to clear the falling branches.
What
the
You're
lucky you're fast, but badplotia get you next time! (AN: Anyone ever notice how half of the monsters
have no grasp of grammar?)
Everyone
turned toward the voice, finding a new youma perched at the top of another nearby tree. She jumped down to the ground just before the
senshi, who took this to be a good time to transform.
The call of
Mars Crystal Power: Make up! started them off, with the rest of the scouts
following suit. Lights, fire and all sorts of
other fun elemental swirling ensued. The
sakura petals floated down and er... wait, this is sailor moon, not samurai
troopers ok, scratch the sakura petals.
The Senshi,
in all their empowered glory, now stood ready to face their new enemy, who had kindly
waited until they had transformed to continue. Sailor
Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and Venus stood around, watching for the next move while taking in
their new enemy.
She had long
tresses that were supposed to be hair but close up looked more like-- video film? She was the token youma - Ami assessed - having
the skimpy ridiculous outfit and strange genetic makeup but for some reason rather
than the normal markings, on her forehead was a glowing symbol that looked much like the
letters
Tsk,
tsk, tsk Ami's attention was redirected to this Badplotia' as
she began to talk. That won't do
those transformations have to go
And
what do you mean by that?! , Mars cut in.
Nothing
children, nothing at all! Badplotia
whipped her at them, starting the fight in earnest.
Fire
Soul!
Badplotia
deftly avoided the attacks, letting them take out the trees behind her, muttering
Must change that
Shabon
Spray! Mercury called, allowing moments for regrouping in the fog that ensued. A moment later the fog was blown away, as the wind
suddenly kicked up.
Supreme
Thunder!
This time,
the energy was reflected back as badplotia held up some sort of contract in front of her. The Senshi jumped out of the way, giving many
panty shots in the process.
Badplotia
screamed, seeming to be particularly bothered by this. She started yelling agitatedly,
This won't do! This won't DO!!!
The fighting
had gone on for some time before a familiar voice from behind them caught everyone's
attention. Stop right there,
Negga-scum!
Sailor moon
came onto the scene after a round or two of fighting had already passed. Nice of you
to finally show up! Mars shot at her. Sailor
Moon didn't seem to notice, too caught up in her spotlight. The scouts weren't making much headway, so
the brief respite was welcomed, even if it came in the form of Usagi's speeches
As she began
into her tirade on love and justice' Mars tapped Jupiter's shoulder, who
in turn got Mercury's attention, who got Venus.
They all discreetly left the battlefield, heading to a conveniently placed
café a few minutes away.
Guys,
are you sure we should just leave Sailor Moon like that
Don't
worry Mercury, you know how long those things run
Ya,
and for some reason, they almost never attack her before she finishes
It's
like some strange kind of hypnosis
Mercury
shrugged. well, if you say
so
An hour and
a half later, the sailor senshi paid their tabs (where they keep money on those
outfits, I don't know) and left the café.
Walking back into the park, they heard the end of their fearsome'
leader's speech.
and
in the name of the moon, I will punish you! Cried Sailor Moon, promptly ducking a
hair' whip coming her way. It
wrapped around a tree trunk behind her instead. Badplotia,
yanking her head back, ripped the tree up by its roots and tossed it into the other scouts
just walking back into the scene. They
scattered and fell.
The battle
was occurring in a park just outside the city. The
monster had attacked them directly for once, which was a bit odd, but no one really
thought about it, fighting for their lives and all.
Finally
finish your speech? Mars queried the scurrying Sailor Moon. This apparently drew the attention of the monster,
who jumped on her. For some reason Mars
couldn't fight back.(1) She just didn't have the strength to push her off. Holding Mars down, the letters on Badplotia's
forehead started glowing, and shone a beam down onto the trapped warriors face. I will dub you! the creature cackled.
Sailor
Jupiter yelled, Get off of her you monster! and jumped on her back just as
Mars passed out.
This, was a
bad idea.
The
Hair' of the monster wrapped around Jupiter, holding her helpless and bringing
her within easy reach. She experienced the
same thing as Mars, as the light shone on her face as well and she passed out.
Venus
love me chain encircle!
Badplotia
turned to sailor Venus, with some amusement, as her attack bounced right off without so
much as a scratch.
What!?
My attack isn't working!
Mercury
typed at her mini computer furiously, trying to figure out an effective attack.
In the
meantime, Badplotia reached for the nearest soldier, which just happened to be Sailor
Moon. She picked her up by the throat,
pulling her close and shining the same light on her face.
Nothing.
It seemed to
be having no affect on Sailor Moon(2) After a few moments of this, she got tired of it and
simply started to strangle her.(3)
A very
groggy Sailor Mars had just come to, and found her leader' being throttled. She tried to call her attack, but it simply
didn't respond to Fire Soul' anymore
she yelled in frustration, then suddenly wondered why she had
called her that.
Just then a
rose suddenly flew by, cutting the monster's hand and causing her to drop Sailor Moon
square on her toush with a loud
She looked
up first, with hearts in her eyes. Tuxedo
mask!
The Senshi
had started to wake up again. Everyone looked
up to see a caped figure standing atop one of the trees.
Strange guitar music floated in from somewhere before disappearing again.
He seemed
confused for a split second, looking for the source of the sound, then shrugged it off,
glaring at the monster.
Sailor Moon
looked at TuxedoMask expectantly.
At this
point Sailor Moon noticed he wasn't wearing his usual outfit; wearing spandex shorts
and a tank top under his cape. he didn't look quite right either And why in the world was she calling him
Tuxedo
Mask
Much like
the music, there was a brief whisper in the wind, that sounded a lot like
Tuxedo..ermMask,
shook his head violently, then glared down again. In a monotone he recited,
There are evils in the world, and this creature imbodies all of them. Sailor moon,
you must find the will to fight, and be strong. As
all life must strive against evil, so shall
*Bang*
Badplotia
fell, with an apparent gunshot wound to the head
Everyone
blinked, looking from the body, then back up to Tuxedo Mask, who stood in the tree with a
smoking gun in hand.
Karasu
walked into the scene with arms folded, a bit perturbed to say the least. She glared
up at Heero. Didn't I tell
you no guns!? And where did you hide that
thing anyway?.no, wait, I know She waived her fist angrily at the
sky, yelling, Damn you Spandex space! and stalked back out of the scene,
leaving several confused sailor scouts, and one glowering Heero.
*****
*elsewhere
in the anime world*
Duo watched
as Wing Gundam took another hit.
What
the hell is he doing? He's never that
sloppy he's not even fighting., He shook his head, Something wrong. Something's very wrong
Turning on his vid link, Duo saw, not Heero sitting
in wing's cockpit as expected, but some strange young man in a tuxedo (minus the cape
and hat) and a mask. Duo blinked a few times,
trying to clear the image, but he was still there.
When in
doubt (or any other range of emotions), his mouth took over. Who the hell are you,
and what the hell are you doing in that gundam!?
The figure
in the other cockpit, struggling with the controls, looked up; just now noticing the face
on the screen.
I have
absolutely no idea! How do you work this
thing?!
~Owari~
(1)
Seriously, how are they going to fight the ones dubbing them?
(2) well, dubbing didn't really affect
her that much. *WEG*
(3) Well who wouldn't. *ducks projectiles coming her way*
Yes,
there is a sequel coming... I've just been too lazy to finish it... but
it's EEEEEEvil......
Suggestions for such, are always welcome.
~Lady Karasu
'Spork no Miko'
(Or, Morgan, or Lunar Myst depending on the mood) |