Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 152 - Words: 1,351,528 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Kreacher