The Nightmare continues.
I had had the Jean Muse for 24 hours and she was getting to me. Thoughts of it being sweet that Wolverine had a crush on Jean and attempting to write smut fic about them would pup up in my head.
I knew I had to find Santa and find him soon.
Jean Muse: What are you doing?
Author: Shut up.
Jean Muse: Are you still on the Internet. It's been two hours.
Author: Look it's my money isn't it.
Jean Muse: But the weather is lovely, the sun is shining, you should take a walk in the woods.
Author: No.
Jean Muse: Its healthy.
Author: I don't like nature. If I did I wouldn't live in the middle of the city. Now go away.
Jean Muse: Who's this "Red Menace" they keep mentioning in the comment room you visit?
Author: It's…hmmm…Go away.
*Ring Ring*
Jean Muse: Halloo, No Lateo can come to the phone, she's reading erotic X-Men fanfiction.
Author, spitting half-chewed M&Ms over her keyboard runs to the phone.
Author: Hey Mom.
No that was just a friend of mine from school.
She´s helping me study for my exam.
Noooo, She was just kidding. I would never do that. I don't even like the idea of Snow-
White living alone in a house with seven dwarfs. Disney are such perverts.
Ok Mom, Buy buy.
Jean Muse: You have an exam coming? Why haven't I seen you study for it?
Author: I have been busy.
Jean Muse: But all you do is surf the net for new fanfic.
Author: So
Jean Muse: Shouldn't you start studying?
Author: Go away.
Jean Muse: Why do you have so many canes of whipped cream in the fridge?
Author: *Sigh* Didn't I tell you to go away – I wanted to be prepared for my Wolverine muse.
Jean Muse: I don't get it.
Author: That's why you're with Scott.
Later that Night.
The elf was scruffy looking, his hat was missing several bells and he smelled of old urine. His name was Swanky the unhappy elf. We kept our distance.
Swanky: I thought I told you to come alone.
Author: I wanted to but thanks to your boss I am stuck with her.
Jean Muse: Hi! I'm a Jean Muse.
Author and Swanky: SHUT UP!
Swanky: Did you bring it?
Author: Yeah and I don't want to know what you plan on doing with it.
Swanky: Just give it to me!
Author: You want it?
Swanky: I Need It Baby!
I gave him the inflatable Barney and the plastic flamingo and got the location of Santa's secret hideout. He started walking away.
Author: HEY SWANKY! Why did you decide to help me!
The look in his eyes made me tremble, it was the look of an elf driven too far. It was the look of an elf, which had been to hell and back.
Swanky: I was always a good elf. I always followed orders and did what Santa told me.
Author: What happened to you?
Swanky just gave my Jean Muse a look and trembled.
Author: He didn't…
Swanky: There were 23 of them, they made me eat healthy food and take long nature walks.
I held him while he wept, it just made me more determent to find Santa and get my revenge.
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~ I know its silly but Please review it.
I had had the Jean Muse for 24 hours and she was getting to me. Thoughts of it being sweet that Wolverine had a crush on Jean and attempting to write smut fic about them would pup up in my head.
I knew I had to find Santa and find him soon.
Jean Muse: What are you doing?
Author: Shut up.
Jean Muse: Are you still on the Internet. It's been two hours.
Author: Look it's my money isn't it.
Jean Muse: But the weather is lovely, the sun is shining, you should take a walk in the woods.
Author: No.
Jean Muse: Its healthy.
Author: I don't like nature. If I did I wouldn't live in the middle of the city. Now go away.
Jean Muse: Who's this "Red Menace" they keep mentioning in the comment room you visit?
Author: It's…hmmm…Go away.
*Ring Ring*
Jean Muse: Halloo, No Lateo can come to the phone, she's reading erotic X-Men fanfiction.
Author, spitting half-chewed M&Ms over her keyboard runs to the phone.
Author: Hey Mom.
No that was just a friend of mine from school.
She´s helping me study for my exam.
Noooo, She was just kidding. I would never do that. I don't even like the idea of Snow-
White living alone in a house with seven dwarfs. Disney are such perverts.
Ok Mom, Buy buy.
Jean Muse: You have an exam coming? Why haven't I seen you study for it?
Author: I have been busy.
Jean Muse: But all you do is surf the net for new fanfic.
Author: So
Jean Muse: Shouldn't you start studying?
Author: Go away.
Jean Muse: Why do you have so many canes of whipped cream in the fridge?
Author: *Sigh* Didn't I tell you to go away – I wanted to be prepared for my Wolverine muse.
Jean Muse: I don't get it.
Author: That's why you're with Scott.
Later that Night.
The elf was scruffy looking, his hat was missing several bells and he smelled of old urine. His name was Swanky the unhappy elf. We kept our distance.
Swanky: I thought I told you to come alone.
Author: I wanted to but thanks to your boss I am stuck with her.
Jean Muse: Hi! I'm a Jean Muse.
Author and Swanky: SHUT UP!
Swanky: Did you bring it?
Author: Yeah and I don't want to know what you plan on doing with it.
Swanky: Just give it to me!
Author: You want it?
Swanky: I Need It Baby!
I gave him the inflatable Barney and the plastic flamingo and got the location of Santa's secret hideout. He started walking away.
Author: HEY SWANKY! Why did you decide to help me!
The look in his eyes made me tremble, it was the look of an elf driven too far. It was the look of an elf, which had been to hell and back.
Swanky: I was always a good elf. I always followed orders and did what Santa told me.
Author: What happened to you?
Swanky just gave my Jean Muse a look and trembled.
Author: He didn't…
Swanky: There were 23 of them, they made me eat healthy food and take long nature walks.
I held him while he wept, it just made me more determent to find Santa and get my revenge.
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~ I know its silly but Please review it.
