Authors note: Actually I like Star Trek, I say bad things about it here, but only to annoy my Jean Muse.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. I only own a Jean Muse and she won't go away. Help!
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How to ruin Star Trek for a fan.



I had discovered that my Jean Muse was unfamiliar with the television. To my great relief I could place her in front of it and get a couple of hours of peace and quiet. Her favourite show was Star Trek.


Author: What are you watching?

Jean Muse: Star Trek.

Author: You like that, huh?

Jean Muse: Yes its very science oriented and it isn't filled with sex.

Author: Who's that?

Jean Muse: That's Captain Picard.

Author: He looks like Professor X.

Jean Muse: Yeah I guess he does.

Author: I thought you said it wasn't filled with sex.

Jean Muse: It isn't

Author: It is.

Jean Muse: What do you mean?

Author: Well, look at their uniforms.

Jean Muse: What about them?

Author: Well their Federation uniforms are so tight that all the men are walking around with a testicle on each thigh and…


This statement seemed to upset my Jean Muse. She changed the channel and a Sean Connery movie came on.


Jean Muse: Wow he's still handsome for and old man.

Author: Yeah I guess so.

Jean Muse: But I read in a magazine that he said it was ok to hit your wife.

Author: Oh.

Jean Muse: Well it doesn't matter what's the chance that one of us meet Sean Connery.

Author: What's the chance one of us is going to be hit by him.


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Silly Silly I know, but please review it anyway.