Authors note: Actually I like Star Trek, I say bad things about it here, but only to annoy my Jean Muse.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. I only own a Jean Muse and she won't go away. Help!
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How to ruin Star Trek for a fan.
I had discovered that my Jean Muse was unfamiliar with the television. To my great relief I could place her in front of it and get a couple of hours of peace and quiet. Her favourite show was Star Trek.
Author: What are you watching?
Jean Muse: Star Trek.
Author: You like that, huh?
Jean Muse: Yes its very science oriented and it isn't filled with sex.
Author: Who's that?
Jean Muse: That's Captain Picard.
Author: He looks like Professor X.
Jean Muse: Yeah I guess he does.
Author: I thought you said it wasn't filled with sex.
Jean Muse: It isn't
Author: It is.
Jean Muse: What do you mean?
Author: Well, look at their uniforms.
Jean Muse: What about them?
Author: Well their Federation uniforms are so tight that all the men are walking around with a testicle on each thigh and…
This statement seemed to upset my Jean Muse. She changed the channel and a Sean Connery movie came on.
Jean Muse: Wow he's still handsome for and old man.
Author: Yeah I guess so.
Jean Muse: But I read in a magazine that he said it was ok to hit your wife.
Author: Oh.
Jean Muse: Well it doesn't matter what's the chance that one of us meet Sean Connery.
Author: What's the chance one of us is going to be hit by him.
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Silly Silly I know, but please review it anyway.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. I only own a Jean Muse and she won't go away. Help!
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How to ruin Star Trek for a fan.
I had discovered that my Jean Muse was unfamiliar with the television. To my great relief I could place her in front of it and get a couple of hours of peace and quiet. Her favourite show was Star Trek.
Author: What are you watching?
Jean Muse: Star Trek.
Author: You like that, huh?
Jean Muse: Yes its very science oriented and it isn't filled with sex.
Author: Who's that?
Jean Muse: That's Captain Picard.
Author: He looks like Professor X.
Jean Muse: Yeah I guess he does.
Author: I thought you said it wasn't filled with sex.
Jean Muse: It isn't
Author: It is.
Jean Muse: What do you mean?
Author: Well, look at their uniforms.
Jean Muse: What about them?
Author: Well their Federation uniforms are so tight that all the men are walking around with a testicle on each thigh and…
This statement seemed to upset my Jean Muse. She changed the channel and a Sean Connery movie came on.
Jean Muse: Wow he's still handsome for and old man.
Author: Yeah I guess so.
Jean Muse: But I read in a magazine that he said it was ok to hit your wife.
Author: Oh.
Jean Muse: Well it doesn't matter what's the chance that one of us meet Sean Connery.
Author: What's the chance one of us is going to be hit by him.
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Silly Silly I know, but please review it anyway.
