In this part I make fun of original characters, this doesn't mean that I think ALL original characters or stupid, many are excellent and I even made one up once. But you have to admit that sometimes their just hellish Mary Sues.


Santa's House


Tonight was the night I would get my Wolverine muse. I intended to break into Santa's house and steal one. But first I had to prepare.


Jean Muse: What are you doing?

Author: I am shaving my legs.

Jean Muse: You have hair growing on your legs?

Author: Yes, in the real world women have body hair. Now get the hell out of my bathroom.

Jean Muse: Why are the walls so ugly inhere.

Author: Because my landlord is a cheep bastard.

Jean Muse: Why don't you talk to him about it.

Author: Gee, now why didn't I think of that.

Jean muse: Your being sarcastic…right?

Author: Yes, now go away.

Jean Muse: But…

Author: When I get my Wolverine Muse I intend to have him deal with the landlord. Now, Go away.


Later that night.


Santa's house was painted in bright colours, but it didn't fool me. I know his little game. I and the Jean Muse broke in. The first room we came upon was filled with original fanfic characters.


Author: Damn, wrong room.

Original character: Hallo, I am Amathyst Starshining Moonchild and my power is that I shot claws from my knuckles. You see, I was once experimented on and lost contact with a mysterious stranger with dark pointy hair and…

2 Original character: Hi, I am Klox Smith. Klox is short for Kloxiannamerethesusannah.

Author: Come one Jean Muse, let's get out of here before they surround us.

We went through the next door and found ourselves in a big round room. The sign on the door said "Warning – Do Not mix with Jean Muses. I ignored it and went inside.

Jean Muse: Scott.

Scott Muse: Jean

Author: Wow, Look at all those Scott Muses. Jean Muse-Make them take their shirts off.

Jean Muse: No

Author: Ok, Be that way, stay here while I find Wolvie.

Jean Muse: You are coming back, aren't you?

Author: Sure.

That was the last I saw of the Jean Muse. I went into the next room and just about fainted. It was filled with Wolverine Muses, in all shapes and sizes, some were Movieverse some were comicvers, all were bare chested. All were sexy.

Wolverine Muse: Hallo Darling.

Author: Mmm…Blush…Giggle…Hi.

Wolverine Muse: Can I be your muse?

2 Wolverine Muse: Fuck off Bub, she's picking me.

Wolverine muse: That's it, in a minute you're gonna be in a world of hurt.

Author: No,no there´s no need to fight. How about you both come home with me.


The other Wolverine Muses started complaining. They didn´t want to be left behind.

Author: Listen, SHUT UP, now here's a list of all the people who have ever reviewed my fanfiction. Pick one each and go stay with them.

The Wolverine Muses each looked at the list and went on their way. I took on Wolverine on each arm and went home. I would just have to deal with Santa another time


The End.

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