Real World: Ancient China
Notes: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, but others like Pioneer do. And the Real World is owned by MTV and that's all..Don't mind the typos -_-/
Spoilers if you haven't seen the whole thing! (small ones)
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Episode 2 of ?
Soi and Nakago sat at the breakfast table.
"Nakago, are you really not cheating on me with that Marsha woman?" Soi asked.
"Soi, I promise, I do not know a Marsha. But what about John?"
"I honestly do not know a John."
"Okay," Nakago said, twirling his blond locks of hair. "Then it's settled. We were not cheating. I do not know a Marsha and you do not know a Josh."
Yui walked into the room. "You two are still going at THAT?" she asked. "I told you, Josh and Marsha is a T.V. joke.
"What's T.V.?" Nakago and Soi asked in unison.
Yui banged her head on the wall. "Stupid!" she mumbled.
Miaka and Tamahome walked into the kitchen as well. They were holding hands. Miaka smiled cheerfully as usualy, and Tamahome admired her suttle was of moving.
"Miaka..." He said in a wispered. "Last night was amazing. We finally concemated."
"Uh...What do you mean?" Miaka asked. "We did....'do it', Tamahome."
"Yes we did. Don't you remember? You got one me in the middle of the night and screwed me silly."
Miaka shooke her head. "That wasn't me."
"What?"
"It must have been Yui or Soi. But it wasn't me," she said honestly. "But...now you're not a virgin, Tamahome. What are we going to do?"
"I don't know. It's not like you're a virgin either, so what does it matter?"
"You cheated on me with Soi!" Miaka cried.
"I did no such thing!" Soi yelled. "I love Nakago. Not Tamahome or whoever this...Televison..or was it T.V...John is! Nakago is my love. I only love Nakago."
Yui rolled her eyes. "We get the picture."
"YUI!" Miaka yelled. "Was it you who slept with MY fiancè?"
Yui blushed. "No." Then Yui bolted out the room. Miaka ran after her yelling, "YUI-CHAN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Tamahome sighed. "She's mad. She hates me.."
Tomo was admiring Nuriko from afar. Nuriko was brushing his teeth and Toma was watching. His excuse for being in the same bathroom was that he was brushing his hair. Chiriko walked into the room, took one look at Tomo, screamed and ran away.
"Poor kid," Nuriko said, his mouth full of white bubbles from the toothpast. "Runs away from what he thinks he scary. I used to be like him. I love that lil guy."
Nuriko spit the bubbled out and cupped his hands together to rinse his mouth. Toma existed as Nuriko bent forward to inspect his teeth. Tomo smiled. Nuriko had a nice, oh so very touchable bum, that he disired to grad and caress.
Hotohori looked in the mirror. "I am so handsome," he said. "I still sometimes scare myself." He smiled.
The twins Amiboshi and Suboshi were behing him snickering.
Amiboshi said, "I remember he was so nice when I played the flute at their empire. I love him.."
Suboshi elbowed his brother. "Shut your hole! This is not the time to hear about your yaoi fantasies!"
Hotohori smiled at himself again. "I am pretty." He looked over at the doorway and saw Nuriko. "Don't you agree, Nuriko?"
Nuriko nodded. "Yes, sire."
"Call me Hotohori, We are not in the Empire any longer."
"Please let me call you sire....It is improtant to me."
Hotohori shrugged, "As you wish."
Amiboshi smiled again. "Seiryuu....They're so cute together."
Suboshi elbowed his brother in the ribs. Amiboshi gasped. "Keep your mouth shut."
Tasuki, Mitsukake, and Chichiri all sat in the living room watching the fire burn.
"I love fire," Tasuki stated.
Chichri nodded. "Ya know, I knew that."
Mitsukake shrugged. "How did I get roped into this?"
"No idea, friend," Tasuki said. "Miaka made us all try. How can you say no to a sweetheart like her?"
"You can't..." Chichiri said.
"You two still love the preistess so much?" Mitsukake asked.
"Yes, Indeed. She is a special woman. Tamahome is lucky to have her. I could have...but I blew it. She doesn't like me like she likes him." Tasuki sighed.
Chichiri smiled. "We know. We all love her."
Chiriko went into the kitchen. "Is Tomo here?" he asked.
"No," Tamahome replied. "Why?"
"I'm scared of him."
"You're safe here."
But Tamahome was wrong. Tomo walked in, and again, Chiriko screamed and ran away.
"What's up with him?" Tomo asked.
Tamahome shrugged. "No idea. Waffle?" He offered Tomo a waffle.
Miaka ran all around the house. "Yui, I am gonna get you."
Yui was back into a corned, of course. Miaka had one, she thought. Miaka always won. "Miaka...I'm sorry."
"You said you didn't like him! Why did you lie to me?"
"Because...Miaka...I lied...."
"Damn it, that won't work. I asked why."
Yui sighed. "I do love him. When I see him with you I get so jealous."
Miaka slapped Yui across the face and stormed off.
Miaka ran back to Tamahome. "We can't be together. Yui liked you."
Tamahome sighed. "Damn it..Not again."
Miaka nodded. "I can't do that to Yui. She loves you."
Tamahome too Miaka in his arms and kissed her passionatly. She pulled away. "Miaka..."
"Tamahome..we can't..." She ran off.
Yui walked in with half a red face. "She hates me," she cried.
"Alot of people do," Tamahome said. "I do."
Yui ran off into tear, yelling, "No one loves me! Someone shoot me!"
Tasuki entered the kitchen. "What's going on?"
"Miaka just broke up with me," Tamahome said sadly.
"I'm sorry Tamahomboy."
Tamahome nodded. "We always get back together, I'm not worried."
"I would be. Yui is involved I assume."
Tamahome nodded. "Yes. She slept with me and I thought it was Miaka."
"You were still a virgin?" Taskui giggled.
"Yes."
Taskui dropped to the floor laughing.
"Bastard..." Tamahome mummbled.
Notes: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, but others like Pioneer do. And the Real World is owned by MTV and that's all..Don't mind the typos -_-/
Spoilers if you haven't seen the whole thing! (small ones)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Episode 2 of ?
Soi and Nakago sat at the breakfast table.
"Nakago, are you really not cheating on me with that Marsha woman?" Soi asked.
"Soi, I promise, I do not know a Marsha. But what about John?"
"I honestly do not know a John."
"Okay," Nakago said, twirling his blond locks of hair. "Then it's settled. We were not cheating. I do not know a Marsha and you do not know a Josh."
Yui walked into the room. "You two are still going at THAT?" she asked. "I told you, Josh and Marsha is a T.V. joke.
"What's T.V.?" Nakago and Soi asked in unison.
Yui banged her head on the wall. "Stupid!" she mumbled.
Miaka and Tamahome walked into the kitchen as well. They were holding hands. Miaka smiled cheerfully as usualy, and Tamahome admired her suttle was of moving.
"Miaka..." He said in a wispered. "Last night was amazing. We finally concemated."
"Uh...What do you mean?" Miaka asked. "We did....'do it', Tamahome."
"Yes we did. Don't you remember? You got one me in the middle of the night and screwed me silly."
Miaka shooke her head. "That wasn't me."
"What?"
"It must have been Yui or Soi. But it wasn't me," she said honestly. "But...now you're not a virgin, Tamahome. What are we going to do?"
"I don't know. It's not like you're a virgin either, so what does it matter?"
"You cheated on me with Soi!" Miaka cried.
"I did no such thing!" Soi yelled. "I love Nakago. Not Tamahome or whoever this...Televison..or was it T.V...John is! Nakago is my love. I only love Nakago."
Yui rolled her eyes. "We get the picture."
"YUI!" Miaka yelled. "Was it you who slept with MY fiancè?"
Yui blushed. "No." Then Yui bolted out the room. Miaka ran after her yelling, "YUI-CHAN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Tamahome sighed. "She's mad. She hates me.."
Tomo was admiring Nuriko from afar. Nuriko was brushing his teeth and Toma was watching. His excuse for being in the same bathroom was that he was brushing his hair. Chiriko walked into the room, took one look at Tomo, screamed and ran away.
"Poor kid," Nuriko said, his mouth full of white bubbles from the toothpast. "Runs away from what he thinks he scary. I used to be like him. I love that lil guy."
Nuriko spit the bubbled out and cupped his hands together to rinse his mouth. Toma existed as Nuriko bent forward to inspect his teeth. Tomo smiled. Nuriko had a nice, oh so very touchable bum, that he disired to grad and caress.
Hotohori looked in the mirror. "I am so handsome," he said. "I still sometimes scare myself." He smiled.
The twins Amiboshi and Suboshi were behing him snickering.
Amiboshi said, "I remember he was so nice when I played the flute at their empire. I love him.."
Suboshi elbowed his brother. "Shut your hole! This is not the time to hear about your yaoi fantasies!"
Hotohori smiled at himself again. "I am pretty." He looked over at the doorway and saw Nuriko. "Don't you agree, Nuriko?"
Nuriko nodded. "Yes, sire."
"Call me Hotohori, We are not in the Empire any longer."
"Please let me call you sire....It is improtant to me."
Hotohori shrugged, "As you wish."
Amiboshi smiled again. "Seiryuu....They're so cute together."
Suboshi elbowed his brother in the ribs. Amiboshi gasped. "Keep your mouth shut."
Tasuki, Mitsukake, and Chichiri all sat in the living room watching the fire burn.
"I love fire," Tasuki stated.
Chichri nodded. "Ya know, I knew that."
Mitsukake shrugged. "How did I get roped into this?"
"No idea, friend," Tasuki said. "Miaka made us all try. How can you say no to a sweetheart like her?"
"You can't..." Chichiri said.
"You two still love the preistess so much?" Mitsukake asked.
"Yes, Indeed. She is a special woman. Tamahome is lucky to have her. I could have...but I blew it. She doesn't like me like she likes him." Tasuki sighed.
Chichiri smiled. "We know. We all love her."
Chiriko went into the kitchen. "Is Tomo here?" he asked.
"No," Tamahome replied. "Why?"
"I'm scared of him."
"You're safe here."
But Tamahome was wrong. Tomo walked in, and again, Chiriko screamed and ran away.
"What's up with him?" Tomo asked.
Tamahome shrugged. "No idea. Waffle?" He offered Tomo a waffle.
Miaka ran all around the house. "Yui, I am gonna get you."
Yui was back into a corned, of course. Miaka had one, she thought. Miaka always won. "Miaka...I'm sorry."
"You said you didn't like him! Why did you lie to me?"
"Because...Miaka...I lied...."
"Damn it, that won't work. I asked why."
Yui sighed. "I do love him. When I see him with you I get so jealous."
Miaka slapped Yui across the face and stormed off.
Miaka ran back to Tamahome. "We can't be together. Yui liked you."
Tamahome sighed. "Damn it..Not again."
Miaka nodded. "I can't do that to Yui. She loves you."
Tamahome too Miaka in his arms and kissed her passionatly. She pulled away. "Miaka..."
"Tamahome..we can't..." She ran off.
Yui walked in with half a red face. "She hates me," she cried.
"Alot of people do," Tamahome said. "I do."
Yui ran off into tear, yelling, "No one loves me! Someone shoot me!"
Tasuki entered the kitchen. "What's going on?"
"Miaka just broke up with me," Tamahome said sadly.
"I'm sorry Tamahomboy."
Tamahome nodded. "We always get back together, I'm not worried."
"I would be. Yui is involved I assume."
Tamahome nodded. "Yes. She slept with me and I thought it was Miaka."
"You were still a virgin?" Taskui giggled.
"Yes."
Taskui dropped to the floor laughing.
"Bastard..." Tamahome mummbled.
