This is way to weird. I got the idea for this part during my literature class. We were watching some really dorky documentary. Ahh... It's sort of different then my other ones. But I hope you enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Plain 'n' simple.
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We start off to see our friends ,Xel and Val , lying on the ground, looking dazed and dusty. Xel gets up, dusts himself off, then shakes his head to get all the dirt out of his purple hair.

Xel: Man, how far did Lina blast us? It looks like we're far away from any
town...

Xelloss looks around. They are surrounded by forest on every side, and miles away from any town or village...

Val: *gets up and shakes his head* Ugh.... Where are we, fruitcake?

Xel: Lina must've blown us really far...We're in the middle of nowhere.

Val: Well, whose fault is that, Xelloss?! I'm really pissed off that you made me strip.. to.. to 'Shake you Bon Bon' *shudders*..

Xel: *giggle* ..Ya gotta admit, sweety, it was hilarious..

Val: I'm NOT your SWEETY!!!

Xel: ugh, fine then! Like, be that way!

Val: ..Okay, I will.

Xel: *pouts*

Val: Well, Mr. Valleygirl, what do we do now?!

Xel: We- Hey! I'm not a valleygirl! You are! Val the Valleygirl!

Val: Ughhh...Just shut up!!

Xel: Fine!

Val: So what do we do now?!

Xel:..........

Val:......Are you making fun of me?! You better talk!

Xel:........... You said for me to shut up.

Val: Well, first tell me what we should do!

Xel: We walk!

Val:.......... Where, dumbass?!

Xel: We follow the river! ^_^

Val: ...Rigghhht....*starts walking*

Xel: Hey! Don't leave without me!

So they start walking down the river to see if it leads to a village or town, and of course, Xelloss is bugging Valgaav the whole way. Suddenly,Valgaav notices something in the water following them..like a shadow in the water.

Val: Xelloss, do you see something in the water?

Xel:...Hm? No, I only see my beautiful body and yours together.^_^

Val: Grrrrr....*smacks Xel*

Xel: Ow that hurt! ^_^ Do it again!

Val: *sigh* Why are you such a pain in the ass?

Xel: Because it's fun!

Val: Whatever.... Hey! What the-

Suddenly the shadow that was in the water bursts out of the river, forming the shape of a young girl. She has pale blue skin, silver hair, and aqua colored eyes.

Girl: Hello there. I've been following the two of you for a long while now, and it looks like you two are going nowhere fast.

Xel: Hmm? What do you mean?

Girl: You two are in Twilight Wood, also known as The Inescapable Forest.

Val: What do you mean 'inescapable'?

Girl: For some mysterious reason, once you enter this forest, most cannot escape. I've only known a few to leave.

Xel: How did they escape?

Girl: Sora wa himitsu desu. But, here's a hint: By the looks of your relationship, you'll never get out of here.

Val: *sigh* You mean I'm stuck with this fruitcake in this forest...forever?!

Girl: Well, yes, if you don't find a way out, that is.

Val: NOOOO!!! *starts crying*

Xel: What? Am I that bad? *giggle*

Girl: I feel pity for you, boy with a horn.

Val: *sniff* Thanks, your the only one who has ever said that to me..*sniff*

Xel: heh heh..

Girl: *smiles* I guess I can help you guys out a bit...

Val: Really?? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Xel: *looks disgusted* Ugh, by the way, what's your name?

Girl: Oh, me? I'm Krysta the water nymph. Just call me Krysta. How about you two?

Val: Well, I'm Valgaav, and he *looks at Xelloss evilly* is Fruitcake.

Xel: ^_^

Krysta: Umm...k...

Val: Well, Krysta, where do we go from here?

Krysta: Well...follow me.

Xelloss and Valgaav follow Krysta into a dense forest on the other side of the river. They follow Krysta through the extremely odd exotic flowers, trees, and plants. Every now and then they would hear a little giggle coming from deep within the forest. All of a sudden....

Little voice: Ow! What the fuck?!

Krysta: Uh-oh...

Little voice: Hey you with the purple hair!

Xel: Hm? Who's calling??

Little voice: DOWN HERE!!

Xelloss looks down, and to his suprise, there is a little fairy on the ground. She was wearing a little green dress, and had shoulder-length pink hair, and she looked PISSED.

Little fairy: Why the hell did you step on me?!

Xel: Oh... That was you? *giggle* Well, I did feel something crunch under my shoe. ^_^

Little fairy: You BASTARD!!!*starts throwing a hissy fit*

Krysta: Reimi, it was an accident! He's sorry!

Xel: I am? ^_^

Reimi: *turns angry-red* Oh, I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!

Val: Oh I like this...^_^ Some little fairy-punk is gonna beat up Xelloss...ha.

Reimi: Who are you calling 'punk' horny-boy?!

Xel: Oh THAT'S a new one! ^_^

Krysta: *sigh* Reimi, the least you can do is introduce yourself to these outsiders.

Reimi: *pouts* Grrr...Fine! I'm Reimi! The toughest fairy in the forest! And you, punks?!

Xel: I'm Fruitcake and he's Horny-Boy. ^_^

Val: What he means is I'm Valgaav and he's Fruitcake.

Reimi: Fruitcake? It suits him so well!

Val: Doesn't it?

Xel: I love it when you talk positively about me, Horny-boy! *glomps Valgaav*

Val: * starts to run around* Get him offa me!!! Wahh!!!

Reimi: ^_^ These guys are a riot, Krysta! How'd you manage to find them?

Krysta: Well, I followed them in the river, and I decided to help them out. You know they won't get out of the forest if they don't get along.

Reimi: Yeah , I know. But I still think that whole " Get Along to get out" is corny...
Krysta: Well, you go tell the forest master that!

Reimi: *sweatdrops* heh heh.. I'd rather not...

*Val is still running around with Xelloss glomping him*

Val:..Get him offa me!!!!!! Someone!! HELP!!!

Xel: ^_^

Krysta: Fruitcake! Get off him, you weirdo!!

Xel: Nooo...Its fun!^_^

*Krysta walks over to them and tears Xelloss of Val*

Val: Ohh... Thank you ,thank you ,thank you!

Krysta: *sweatdrops* Don't mention it...

Reimi: *off in her little world, laughing her head off* Oh God it's funny watching you goons!

Krysta: *sighs* Can we just continue?

They walk deeper into the forest, until they reach a little clearing. There is a platform in the middle of the clearing, with weird and different inscriptions. Krysta walks up to it and chants a spell. Suddenly, there is a bright flash of light, and there are 2 more smaller platforms.

Krysta: Valgaav and Fruitcake, will you please each step on one of the platforms.

*Xelloss takes the right, and Valgaav takes the left.*

Val: What is this for?? I'm confused..

Krysta: *sigh* It's a test to see if you have the friendship to make it through the forest.

Val: wha??? Friendship!? We hate each other!

Xel: I don't hate you! ^_^

Val: ugh...Let's just take the test!

Krysta: Righty-o! Now, you have to say 3 things of MY choice to each other, with complete seriousness.

Val: Well...Ok, it doesn't sound too hard...

Krysta: Ok, Valgaav, you have to tell Fruitcake what you really feel inside for him, and it has to be POSITIVE.

Reimi: *snicker*

Krysta: Shut up, Reimi.

Reimi: Sorry...=P

Krysta: Ok, now Val?

Val: ...ummmm... I guess I like Xel-er- I mean Fruitcake because he , uh, is, uh, funny?

Xel: AWWWW!!^_^

Krysta: *twitch* er... Xel, say something back to Val...

Xel: I love yoooouuu!!!!

Val: *sweatdrop*

Reimi: Ha! What a freak!

Xel: Am not!

Reimi: Are too!

Xel: Am not! I just love Val!

Reimi: Bite me!

Xel: Gladly. ^_^

Reimi: er..*backs away*

Krysta: You know what? Forget the other two things, just get the hell outta this forest!

Val: Yay!

Xel: Awww...no fun...~.~'

Krysta kicks them out of the forest, and they start walking towards the dirt road. They spot something tied and gagged to a nearby tree. Guess who? Amelia!!

Xel: Why, hello there, Amelia-chan, why are you tied and gagged to a tree?

Amelia: Mmmff grlgf inaff!

Xel: You don't say?

Val: Just ungag her, Xelloss.

Xel: ~.~' Fine.
*Xelloss takes the gag off of Amelia's mouth.*

Amelia: Wheww! I can talk!

Val: Hey, where's Lina and them people?

Amelia: They went in the village down the road. They tied me here because they said I was 'too annoying' and they wanted me to stay in the forest. I was the one who made everyone cooperate for the test! I don't know how they could do such a thing!
Val: I just asked you one question...^_^'

Xel: Anyways, thanks Amelia! We'll see you around!!

Val: Yeah, bye!

Amelia: Don't leave me! NOOO!!!;_;

And Xelloss and Valgaav walk along the dirt road, to the new village that awaits them. Will they find Lina and the others there? What other new and stupid suprises await them?
Find out in the next episode!

Amelia: NOO!!! Don't leave me!!! WAHHH!!!
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Heh heh... That was weird...
Uhm...maybe you can review?
Thanx u r the best!
^_^ see yaz around! & thanx for reading my story!
~*~Mystera~*~