Hey its Chapter 4! The last and final chapter! What will happen? ..I have no clue...I'm improvising ^_^
Disclaimer: I will never own anything like a big company, so why sue me if I only have pennies?
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Xelloss and Valgaav continued down the path to the town that would lead them to Lina and her lackeys..
Val: Why are we always looking for Lina?
Xelloss: um...because...I like to annoy her...and you're along for the ride!!^_^
Val: Oh happy day ~_~......
Xel: ^_^ Isn't it?
They come across the entrance to a town , and read the big sign in front of it.
Xel: *reading sign* Welcome to Chamomile: The Peaceful town.
Val: I guess Amelia hasn't been in this town yet..
Xel: Yep, thats why they tied her to the tree back there!
Val: Oh.
They enter the town, and they are greeted with the fresh scent of warm tea and herbal oils from the nearby spas.
Xel: Wow! It's so peaceful!
Val: And you're just ruining the atmosphere...~_~
They see Lina, Gourry, and Zelgadis walk into a spa, and run after them. They enter the spa to see that they already were in a hot tub.
Xelloss: *gets undressed and puts a towel around his waist* Oh val!!! Let's go join them!
Val: Ehh...no..*tries to run out of the spa, but Xelloss grabs him*
Xelloss: Just where do you think you're going?
Val: To take a long walk off a short pier?
Xelloss: Nice try, Val.
Val:.......*starts to get undressed*
Xel: Take it off, Val, take it off!
Val: *starts to get mad..* Shut up, fruitcake! *Gets on a towel*
So Xelloss heads off into the hot tub where Lina and Gourry and Zel are.
Xellos: *grabs Lina by suprises(around her waist)* HIIII!! Lina-san!!
Lina: AHHH!! HENTAI! *smacks xelloss*
Xelloss: *dazed* ite....
Lina: Whats the deal?! Don't touch me, weirdo! *Looks at Xelloss*...YOU!!!
Xelloss: Yes..?
Zel: What are YOU doing here?
Xelloss: I can ask you that AND why did you leave Amelia back there, you know.
Gourry: He's got a point...
Zel: Well, we left Amelia back there cause there would be NO way in hell we could get some peace and quiet in this town if we didn't.
Val: Very well put, Zelgadis. *Leaning against a wall *
Lina: Hey Val, you look so sexy in a towel! ^_^
Val: er-
Xelloss: Doesn't he? *glomps Val*
Val: *sighs* Thanks alot, Lina....~_~
Lina: Aww, I was only kidding...^_^
Gourry: Why is Xelloss hanging onto Valgaav?
Lina: Because he's a fruit. Cake, to add that.
Gourry:....Ohhhh...
ZeL: How predictiable...
Val: Um...some help here?
Lina: Sure , i just hope my towel doesn't fall off....
Lina gets up and prys Xelloss off of Val's back.
Val: Thanx.
Lina: Well, I guess our peace has been ruined, so why don't we go get Amelia?
Zel: I guess.
Gourry: Sure!
Xel: I'm coming!
All: *sigh* We KNOW!
Xel: Oh...
Val: Shut up, Xelloss.
Xel: *Pouts* You're mean....
Val: And when did you figure that out?
So they whole crew leaves the spa and go to retrieve Amelia. But they meet a few people on the way...
Xel: Don't look now..but there's Filia...
Val: oh .. *Gets an idea* FILIA, oh FILIA!!!
Filia looks up from her tea at an outside cafe.
Filia: Yes?
Val: Xelloss just said that the dragon race was stupid! Why don't we show him what ryuzokus are made of?!
Filia: GRRRRR...RAW GARBAGE!!! *starts attacking xel with her mace*
Xel: Ahh..to be loved..
Val: Little queer friutcake....
Lina: Ok,...Filia, care to join us?
Filia: *stops* Why, sure!
So they head out of the village to go get Amelia..and who do you think is there, taunting Amelia?
Reimi (the fairy): Ha! Little girly got somethin' to say??
Amelia: MMPHPOpH!!!
Reimi: DIDN"t HEAR YOU!!!
Krysta: *sweatdrops* Um..Reimi, I think you should stop...
Reimi: Fuck you, Krysta! This is fun!
Krysta: EXCUSE ME???!!
Reimi: *sweatdrops* er-sorry...
Valgaav sees them.
Val: WHAT IS THIS? A FAMILY REUNION OR SOMETHING?!
Krysta: OH no! It's THEM..
Reimi: Oh shit, run!
Krysta and Reimi take off into the forest.
Zel unties Amelia.
Amelia: Oh thank you Mr. Zelgadis! You wouldn't believe what happened, I-
Lina: Trust me , Amelia, we would, now lets just get going.
Amelia: *sigh/pout* Fine.
So they all walk into the sunset.....to any new annoyance, I'll leave that to your little imaginations, cuz my neck hurts, and I'm tired, and I'm not writing any more chapters....K?
Well, I still have the diaries to do...what is that , you say?
Sora wa himitsu desu!!
R&R!!!
