...SURPRISE!!!!!! I'm doing an EPILOGUE of Slayers Freetime: Beware of Xelloss !!!!!! =D! I promise you guys, this is the FINAL chapter!! No more, no less. I did feel like it did need another final chapter, so I decided to write an epilogue to wrap things up. K???
Enjoy the last and FiNaL chapter of :
Slayers Freetime: Beware of Xelloss.

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~The Whole Gang's Here! The Epilogue!~



Xelloss was leading the exausted group on the journey to nowhere. All of them were walking slowly, moaning and groaning about traveling on an empty stomach...Well, almost all of them. Zelgadis was complaining about coffee withdrawl, and Xelloss was just humming the Barney theme song....O.o...

Lina: Xelloss! Where are you taking us?!

They were all lucky she was partially relaxed from the spa...But even that didn't help too much.

Filia: Yeah! We have a right to know, Namagomi!

She joined them a few hours ago at the town of Chamomile.

Xelloss: Well....Sore wa himitsu desu!


Valgaav just hit him over the head with a tree...Don't ask me how.

Amelia: Mr. Xelloss! This is unjust! We are tired, hungry, and generally pissed off!

Zelgadis: That is the first time I've heard you curse, Amelia.


The little princess blushed.

Xel: I'll give you a hint, I suppose. I'll whisper it in Vally's ear, and he'll tell you all!


Xelloss whispered something in Val's ear, and he blushed and Val hit him over the head with his fist.

Val: That's no clue, friutcake!! Give them a fucking clue!!


Xel: Oh, fine. I'm taking you to someone who is very kind, but a little on the eccentric side. We are close friends!

The group continued walking as they thought about the clue.

Suddenly, they started saying names to Xelloss, hopefully that name being the person.

Lina: Is it Yufflez?

Xel: No, I know her, but it isn't her.

Lina: Then...Is it Keri?

Xel: No, no, no. She doesn't even live close to here.

Zel: Is it...SilverStar?

Xel: Negative. We're friends, but she lives near Saillune.

Val: Is it SailorSaturnGirl?

Xel: Oh, that cute little girl who worships me?? No, but we chat often.

Amelia: Is it Yugure...Or Spark?

Xel: We talk occasionally, but no. This person is very dear to me. You all know her! Come on! Use your brains!

Gourry: Ohhh...It's Rei Firestar!

Xel: *Facefaults* No!

Zel: So it must be Wolfy-chan or MinaSailure...Right?

Xel: So close, yet so far! They're cool...They worship me. ^_^

Lina: It's not...Mystera...Is it?

Xel: Ding! Ding! Ding! We have our winner!!!

*silence*

Xel: What?

Zel: Mystera? Ok...

Amelia: I've heard of her, but...

Gourry: *in Gourryland*

Lina: LON, save us!

Val: Lina, chill. I've met her before... Xelloss actually listens a bit to her. We might have a chance to calm down Xelloss...

Lina: Oh. Ok? *unsure*

Xelloss: Ok, so we're going!

~*~After awhile of traveling, lots of annoying conversations, and stupid questions, they reach Mystera's *cough-my-cough* house. ^_^ (a/n: I'm just playing!)~*~


Xelloss: *knocks on the door* Mystera!!!! Come out!!! It's me!!!

...silence.

Xelloss: I'll be right back! *dematerializes*

A scream is heard, and the word 'hentai' can be heard also.
Conversation from inside the house:

Mystera: What are you doing here? I was taking a shower!!!

Xelloss: I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..barge in like that...

Mystera: It's ok...I guess I didn't hear you.

Xelloss: Oh, ok. I brought some friends along, they're waiting outside.

Mystera: Invite them in!!...After I get some clothes on. Entertain them outside while I get dressed.

Xelloss: K!

*Xelloss materializes back outside, and everyone is on the floor cracking up from the conversation.*

Xelloss: What?! *blushes* It was an accident!!

Lina: Yeah...Sure*breathes* That was hilarious!!! *cracks up*

Filia: Ahahah! Xelloss, you hentai! *cracks up*

Zel&Gourry: *cracking up*

Amelia: *observing quietly*

Val: Poor Mystera....

Mystera walks out of the door.

Mystera: *ahem* Hi, there! You all must be Xelloss's friends...

Lina: Sad, but true. ^_^

Xel: You're all so mean!

Amelia: I've been meaning to ask you, Mystera. Are you and Xelloss close friends?

Mystera: *sarcastically* Yeah, Xelloss is one great shoulder to lean on. He's as reliable as a pile of-

Amelia:-CENSOR!-

Mystera:....Right.

Lina: I know what you mean. He's always leading us into trouble!

Xel: I know you have fun deep inside, Lina!

Lina: Yeah, right.

Mystera: Well, it's almost dinner time, would you all care to join me?

All: If it considers food, we're in!!

Mystera: OK, then!

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Mystera and the girls all head into the kitchen to prepare the food, while the guys chill in front of the Tube. (T.V., people...)

In the kitchen:

*All hell has broke loose*

Mystera: LINA!! Get back here with that chicken!!!

Lina: MINE!!!

Filia: Miss Amelia, I really don't think you add gasoline to the gas stove....

Amelia: *Pours some on the gas stove*

(BOOOOOOOOOOM~~~~!!!!!!!!)

Back in the T.V. area.



Val: I wonder what that was about!

Xel: Lina probably tipped over the fridge again.

Zel: Or worse.

Gourry: Hush, you guys! This is when the dude with the mask comes and tries to kill the naked girl again!!

All: Oh! *turn their attention to the T.V.*

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The girls manage to put some food on the table, and they finish their meal.
They say their good-byes, and thank Mystera for her hospitality.

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Val: Well, I guess it's time to split ways. Me and Filia were planning to go back to Chamomile. It was relaxing there, so we're planning on settleing there.

Lina: That's nice. Good luck to you! We'll see you sometime soon! K.I.T!!

All: Bye!!!

And they all walk off, in their own seperate ways to meet again.

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*Back in her house*

Mystera: Note to self: Never let Xelloss invite his friends over to my house. Next time we can party in a bomb shelter...




~*~OWARI~*~

Did you like it? If you want to see the continuing adventures, go read my other stories, Slayers Freetime- Zelgadis's Diary! ...More of those to come!!!!