Ah next on our list for candidates for the Jurai party is her Imperial Royal highness Ayeka! Some have commented previously I show a large amount of bias towards her Grand Ladyship so that my journalistic integrity is compromised interviewing this paragon of sensuality! Not so I say! I fully intend to conduct the interview with every attempt to avoid fawning at the amazing one's feet.

Why is everyone staring at me?

*Interviewer summons Ayeka*

Interviewer: Greetings Exalted one.

Ayeka: Hello my second favorite suitor.

Interviewer: Any chance I might become your favorite someday?

Ayeka: Oh hahaha no not a chance at all.

*Interviewer curses in several languages for the purpose of the fanfic he knows*

Ayeka: Are you commenting about your inferiority to Lord Tenchi? If so don't really, you shouldn't be ashamed your not as good as him. No other men are save…maybe my dearest brother Yosho.

*Ayeka sighs dreamily as the Interviewer wretches*

Interviewer: Ummm can we get on with the Interview?

Ayeka: Ah yes your little democracy thing. Hehehe this will be amusing.

Interviewer: Yes we're curious if you were chosen as the next President of the United States your platform would be?

Ayeka: Well I suppose my platform would be if I understand your history right, returning your country to its' rightful monarchial leaders.

Interviewer: Ummm and if they don't want it back?

Ayeka: Why would they…oh well then I'd obviously claim it. I'd establish Councils of Elders, dissolve congress, and all that. You understand.

Interviewer: *blinks then changes his look* Perfectly!

Ayeka: Oh good, next question.

Interviewer: Well who would you choose as your vice-president.

Ayeka: Well in the horrific event of my death, which I would make terms to avoid by replacing your rather inefficient secret service with guardians…I mean how many presidents have you had assassinated really…and in only 200 years! I would no doubt choose to succeed me my little sister Sasami who will by then be fully merged with Tsunami and able to rule your little planet for all eternity after my benevolent religious reign.

Interviewer: Why am I getting flashbacks to Frank Herbert's Dune Messiah?

Ayeka: I'm afraid I couldn't tell you.

Interviewer: Uhhh that's okay. Aside from dissolving the United States as we know it what else would you do to improve our nation?

Ayeka: A very far reaching question, my dear servant.

Interviewer: I could break it down oh illustrious one.

*Ayeka pats the Interviewer's shoulder, which he swears he'll keep sacred for all time*

Ayeka: That won't be necessary. I suppose I'd focus on an environmental ticket with replacing all your outmoded technology with more efficient biological based technology. I'd insist on all weapons being replaced by more proper forms of Juraian dueling with energy swords to resolve disputes…I think that will definitely cut down on your prison problem and finally I'd also eliminate the statute of limitations so criminals could be pursued for all eternity as only fitting.

Interviewer: Ummm okay.

Ayeka: Oh and piracy is punishable by death and no pardons!

Interviewer: You have some very specific ideas about government Lady Ayeka.

Ayeka: I've learned from experience several painful lessons about law.

Interviewer: I see. I'm afraid you may encounter some opposition despite the uniqueness of these ideas your highness.

Ayeka: I understand so I intend to appeal to the female voter by legalizing harems for women. I don't think a civilized society should allow men to marry more than one woman after all. One of the sad facts about Jurai I think.

*Interviewer is disturbed that he's actually heartened by this*

Interviewer: So Lady Ayeka how would you handle foreign relations?

Ayeka: Given the United States under me will be so prestigious I will demand tribute from all other nations in order to prove it. Nations that do not comply I will force to answer to my father's fleet with the threat of being burned to ashes!

*Interviewer blinks shocked*

Interviewer: That's a bit harsh…my lady.

Ayeka: Oh is it? I was watching Gundam and thought that's how you did things here.

Interviewer: Actually it's pretty much right without the mobile suits.

Ayeka: Oh well that settles that.

Interviewer: What's your opinion censorship?

Ayeka: I am firmly against it and believe everyone has a right to be properly respectful and fearful of the Government. I thus support the right to intimidate and duel with the impolite as a way of quelling censorship.

Interviewer: Been reading 1984 have we before this interview?

*Ayeka blushes*

Ayeka: Oh you guessed. It's such a…naughty book.

Interviewer: I…'ll have to re-read it.

Ayeka: Oh yes…it's quite…stimulating.

Interviewer: Uhhmmmm really?

Ayeka: Yes. Shall I get my whip?

Interviewer: Yes…n…yes…y…

*Interviewer is disturbed he can't say no even to finish this interview*

Interviewer: Let's save it for the end of the interview.

Ayeka: Ah of course the climax.

Interviewer: Ummmm….

*Ayeka waits patiently before smacking him*

Interviewer: Oh sorry that happens on occasion.

Ayeka: Yes we do it on occasion. War is peace! Hehehe what wonderful poetry.

Interviewer: What's your opinion on state's rights?

Ayeka: They have none, next question.

Interviewer: Fair enough, Democrat leanings, so what would you do if you were accused of lying under oath.

Ayeka: I'd slay the lying fool who accused me on the spot and feed his bones and flesh to Ryo-Oki!

Interviewer: Ryo-oki eats flesh?

Ayeka: He will after I genetically engineer a few hundred ones who do. World conquering requires fresh ships you know. Try and keep up.

Interviewer: Your opinions on women's rights?

Ayeka: It is a woman's right to absolutely everything unless it conflicts with another women's rights.

Interviewer: Your going to sweep a demographic you know that.

Ayeka: A demographic? What about the rest.

Interviewer: All of them! All of them!

Ayeka: Oh you are far too kind. Now where was that whip…

Interviewer: Well I guess this interview is over.

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