Oh this is going to be good….MIHOSHI! Yes that lovable kitten of a gal who I imagine is similar to how Ryo-oki is going to grow up to resemble is going to be interviewed for president of the Jurai national party.
Yes, Mihoshi! You know her by her many identities such as First Class Galaxy Police Detective, Tragic marooned survivor of countless wrecks across the series, and as described by her superiors "A plague on all sentient beings which has never before been equaled or shall be".
However I just want to give her a big hug.
*Interviewer summons Mihoshi*
Interviewer: Hello Mihoshi and…Kiyone?
*Mihoshi hugs Kiyone whose in a business suit*
Kiyone: Unfortunately I've been drafted into being her running mate?
Mihoshi: Yeah it's such an honor to be nominated for the presidency of the United States! I mean gosh you must have hundreds of possible candidates who can legally be president.
Kiyone: Of which we aren't.
Mihoshi: Yeah so I thought I'd select the person whose my best friend in the whole world to be my partner for this endeavor.
Kiyone: By the way we're partners but I want to again point out that this is strictly a hetero…
Mihoshi: I mean we sleep together, bathe together, and I intend to die in her arms!
Kiyone: Uhhhh….
Interviewer: I'm sure several lobbies are glad to have that particular question cleared up about you.
Kiyone: Really our relationship is purely professional.
*Mihoshi wraps her arms around Kiyone and kisses her full on the lips*
Mihoshi: Kiyone I love you.
*Kiyone stares completely unable to talk*
Interviewer: I think we can move on past this point of the interview.
Kiyone: She means it…
Interviewer: Kiyone my sympathy goes out to you but there's no way out of this one.
Mihoshi: Anyone want a bath?
Interviewer: Ummm…
Kiyone: Watch it Interviewer.
Interviewer: I'm faithful to my purple haired goddess thank you.
Kiyone: The girl from Neo-Evangelion?
Interviewer: No, Ayeka.
Kiyone: God, why?
Interviewer: Ahem, so what exactly sort of platforms will you be endorsing?
Mihoshi: I think people should be satisfied with their own height and shoes should play little part in electing a government leader.
Kiyone: Crime control.
Interviewer: How do you intend to enforce this?
Mihoshi: Well really it's more a suggestion than…
Kiyone: MIHOSHI! I intend to make extensive use of the moon as a prison colony and robots used to enforce labor.
Interviewer: Interesting theory Kiyone.
Kiyone: Autocratic military government is the only acceptable way to run a country.
Mihoshi: I'd make sure the prisoners were all rehabilitated in luxurious hotel style accomadations!
Kiyone: MIHOSHI!
Interviewer: There seems to be some dissent among you.
Kiyone: Yes, I'd rather like to put myself up as the candidate for office.
Mihoshi: Ooo peachy keen I can redecorate the white house and paint it sparkling gold!
*Kiyone puts her hands on her head*
Interviewer: I think your repressing Mihoshi's visions for the future Kiyone.
Kiyone: What?
Mihoshi: I'd also end unemployment, give free health care, make everyone gets A's in school, get rid of taxes, end war, yet maintain a strong military.
Kiyone: Mihoshi.
Interviewer: You have my vote.
Kiyone: Your doing this to torture me!
Interviewer: Now that's ridiculous.
Mihoshi: Ask me another question?
Interviewer: What's your opinion the line-action veto Mihoshi?
Kiyone: Oh brother.
Mihoshi: I think it's extremely bad idea and violates the principles of a three-branch government by putting law making power into the hands of the Executive Branch rather than the Congressional as our founding fathers intended.
*Kiyone stares at Mihoshi*
Interviewer: That's a very important and probable distinction Mihoshi.
Kiyone: *looks at the interviewer* How did you do that?
Mihoshi: You should here my opinion on affirmative action.
Interviewer: Do what?
Kiyone: THAT!
Mihoshi: Technically speaking I appreciate the struggle for equality in fact as equality in name that is guaranteed by the Constitution but…
Interviewer: I'm really not doing anything!
Kiyone: Okay everybody I just want you to know that I should to be in power in the United States legal branch because I DESERVE IT. I've put up with this girl for years and that takes a skill and finesse that isn't naturally found in human beings. In fact aside from Tenchi I'm the only human being among this group.
Mihoshi: I'm not human?
Interviewer: No Mihoshi you have fangs and pointed ears.
Mihoshi: I'm a vampire elf?
Kiyone: SEE! LOOK AT THAT! If I can't be in a hot spot in the galaxy then I deserve your pitiful planet!
*Mihoshi bites the Interviewer's hand*
Kiyone: Ahhhh!
Interviewer: I should be saying that!
*Mihoshi sniffles*
Mihoshi: I was just trying to be funny.
*Mihoshi's eyes begin to tear up and the water works starts to flow*
Interviewer: Oh man.
*Interviewer goes to get some tissues as Kiyone gives her a big hug*
Kiyone: There there Mihoshi, you can make the white house gold if you want to.
Mihoshi: And you'll let me be president?
Kiyone: Uh yeah, yeah I'll let you be president?
Mihoshi: With access to the nukes?
Kiyone: Yeah with acces…..Mihoshi why do you want access to the nukes?
Mihoshi: No reason.
*Mihoshi gets some ice cream from interviewer and starts to pig out*
Interviewer: Well after this wonderful little adventure and interview I think it's safe to say that the strongest contenders for the Jurai national party is currently Kiyone/Mihoshi for 2004#
Mihoshi: *through icecream full mouth* Mmmmoshee and Kayone.
Interviewer: Yeah. I put them also as strong contenders for the presidency thanks to a large amount of sex appeal, strong women's and gay lobby support….
Kiyone: We're not like that!
Interviewer: And of course the 50 billion Galactic Credit donation from the Commissioner of the Galactic police.
Kiyone: 50 billion credits?!
Mihoshi: Go grandpa!
Interviewer: Next up on our list is a new candidate for the party, KAGATO!
Kiyone: Kagato is alive!?
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Yes, Mihoshi! You know her by her many identities such as First Class Galaxy Police Detective, Tragic marooned survivor of countless wrecks across the series, and as described by her superiors "A plague on all sentient beings which has never before been equaled or shall be".
However I just want to give her a big hug.
*Interviewer summons Mihoshi*
Interviewer: Hello Mihoshi and…Kiyone?
*Mihoshi hugs Kiyone whose in a business suit*
Kiyone: Unfortunately I've been drafted into being her running mate?
Mihoshi: Yeah it's such an honor to be nominated for the presidency of the United States! I mean gosh you must have hundreds of possible candidates who can legally be president.
Kiyone: Of which we aren't.
Mihoshi: Yeah so I thought I'd select the person whose my best friend in the whole world to be my partner for this endeavor.
Kiyone: By the way we're partners but I want to again point out that this is strictly a hetero…
Mihoshi: I mean we sleep together, bathe together, and I intend to die in her arms!
Kiyone: Uhhhh….
Interviewer: I'm sure several lobbies are glad to have that particular question cleared up about you.
Kiyone: Really our relationship is purely professional.
*Mihoshi wraps her arms around Kiyone and kisses her full on the lips*
Mihoshi: Kiyone I love you.
*Kiyone stares completely unable to talk*
Interviewer: I think we can move on past this point of the interview.
Kiyone: She means it…
Interviewer: Kiyone my sympathy goes out to you but there's no way out of this one.
Mihoshi: Anyone want a bath?
Interviewer: Ummm…
Kiyone: Watch it Interviewer.
Interviewer: I'm faithful to my purple haired goddess thank you.
Kiyone: The girl from Neo-Evangelion?
Interviewer: No, Ayeka.
Kiyone: God, why?
Interviewer: Ahem, so what exactly sort of platforms will you be endorsing?
Mihoshi: I think people should be satisfied with their own height and shoes should play little part in electing a government leader.
Kiyone: Crime control.
Interviewer: How do you intend to enforce this?
Mihoshi: Well really it's more a suggestion than…
Kiyone: MIHOSHI! I intend to make extensive use of the moon as a prison colony and robots used to enforce labor.
Interviewer: Interesting theory Kiyone.
Kiyone: Autocratic military government is the only acceptable way to run a country.
Mihoshi: I'd make sure the prisoners were all rehabilitated in luxurious hotel style accomadations!
Kiyone: MIHOSHI!
Interviewer: There seems to be some dissent among you.
Kiyone: Yes, I'd rather like to put myself up as the candidate for office.
Mihoshi: Ooo peachy keen I can redecorate the white house and paint it sparkling gold!
*Kiyone puts her hands on her head*
Interviewer: I think your repressing Mihoshi's visions for the future Kiyone.
Kiyone: What?
Mihoshi: I'd also end unemployment, give free health care, make everyone gets A's in school, get rid of taxes, end war, yet maintain a strong military.
Kiyone: Mihoshi.
Interviewer: You have my vote.
Kiyone: Your doing this to torture me!
Interviewer: Now that's ridiculous.
Mihoshi: Ask me another question?
Interviewer: What's your opinion the line-action veto Mihoshi?
Kiyone: Oh brother.
Mihoshi: I think it's extremely bad idea and violates the principles of a three-branch government by putting law making power into the hands of the Executive Branch rather than the Congressional as our founding fathers intended.
*Kiyone stares at Mihoshi*
Interviewer: That's a very important and probable distinction Mihoshi.
Kiyone: *looks at the interviewer* How did you do that?
Mihoshi: You should here my opinion on affirmative action.
Interviewer: Do what?
Kiyone: THAT!
Mihoshi: Technically speaking I appreciate the struggle for equality in fact as equality in name that is guaranteed by the Constitution but…
Interviewer: I'm really not doing anything!
Kiyone: Okay everybody I just want you to know that I should to be in power in the United States legal branch because I DESERVE IT. I've put up with this girl for years and that takes a skill and finesse that isn't naturally found in human beings. In fact aside from Tenchi I'm the only human being among this group.
Mihoshi: I'm not human?
Interviewer: No Mihoshi you have fangs and pointed ears.
Mihoshi: I'm a vampire elf?
Kiyone: SEE! LOOK AT THAT! If I can't be in a hot spot in the galaxy then I deserve your pitiful planet!
*Mihoshi bites the Interviewer's hand*
Kiyone: Ahhhh!
Interviewer: I should be saying that!
*Mihoshi sniffles*
Mihoshi: I was just trying to be funny.
*Mihoshi's eyes begin to tear up and the water works starts to flow*
Interviewer: Oh man.
*Interviewer goes to get some tissues as Kiyone gives her a big hug*
Kiyone: There there Mihoshi, you can make the white house gold if you want to.
Mihoshi: And you'll let me be president?
Kiyone: Uh yeah, yeah I'll let you be president?
Mihoshi: With access to the nukes?
Kiyone: Yeah with acces…..Mihoshi why do you want access to the nukes?
Mihoshi: No reason.
*Mihoshi gets some ice cream from interviewer and starts to pig out*
Interviewer: Well after this wonderful little adventure and interview I think it's safe to say that the strongest contenders for the Jurai national party is currently Kiyone/Mihoshi for 2004#
Mihoshi: *through icecream full mouth* Mmmmoshee and Kayone.
Interviewer: Yeah. I put them also as strong contenders for the presidency thanks to a large amount of sex appeal, strong women's and gay lobby support….
Kiyone: We're not like that!
Interviewer: And of course the 50 billion Galactic Credit donation from the Commissioner of the Galactic police.
Kiyone: 50 billion credits?!
Mihoshi: Go grandpa!
Interviewer: Next up on our list is a new candidate for the party, KAGATO!
Kiyone: Kagato is alive!?
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