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Chapter 6: Finally the Rock has come back!
The Rock's music blasted through the arena and the crowds cheers were so
loud for their hero that the sound barrier must have been broken. "Finally the
Rock has come BACK! To the millions :the crowd: AND MILLIONS! of the
Rock's fans!" The Rock said as he walked out into the view of his adoring
public. The screams grew even louder. The chanted his name. The chanted
their marriage proposals. They fainted. Mass hysteria ensured. As he walked down
the ramp he gave Raven a high-five. He continued his leisurely Rocklike pace to
the ring. As he got in, he glared at Vince (who at this point was shaking), and the
Rock played up to the crowd by standing on the turnbuckles and "Smelling"
something. He took the microphone handed to him by one of the sound crew
guys, but everytime the Rock tried to speak, the chants grew louder. Soon, The
Rock's temper got the best of him and he yelled into the microphone,
"All right! The Rock says you jabronies wanna hear the Rock's story, or WHAT?!?!" The screams finally grew dimmer and dimmer. "The Rock says thank you. You see
Vince, ::glares:: The Rock's mama taught him manners. Your mother must never
had. You see, the Rock did get a role in a little ol' movie, The Mummy Returns."
The crowd cheers. "But, did The Rock become an actor under his own free
will?? The Rock says Hell No! The Rock wants to live his life in this profession
of wrestling. Occasionally The Rock might have gone a couple of talk shows for the
millions..." The crowd 'and Millions!' "..of The Rock's fans! But that's not
what happen! The fact of the matter is this! The Rock's boss Vince McMahon
and The Rocks nemesis The Undertaker and his red retarded brother Kane, all
deiced to dabble a little in the black arts. Hell, The Rock says, he gives
Undertaker and Kane credit where credit is due, 'Taker and Kane ARE
powerful sorcerers. But Vince is just a man whose name RHYMES with
witch!!" The crowd cheers loudly. "You see, the little man, Vince realized that
compared to those two, he had no power. Money yes. A little power, yes as
well. But power over people, like yourselves?? The fans? No. Hell no! Undertaker
was able to use his powers to go from a rather Dead scary man, who scared the
Rock's fans, to a cuddly redneck that everyone loves?? The Rock says 'What
the Hell??' He use his powers to corrupt you all! He's still evil! He's still
performing the things he did in his Ministry days! The Rock says don't be
fooled! But, back to that little weasel Vince, he knows he's weak, so he makes a
little proposition. Stone Cold beats me, the Rock up, and HHH helps, but then
'Taker and Kane, suddenly being fan favorites, would have beat them up on
Judgment Day and taken both the WWF Title AND The IC Title. They
would've won the most important titles and of course taken down a couple of
wrestlers who stood in their way. The fact of the matter is this. You see, Raven
you weren't the first to realize this. The Rock figured all this a Loooong time
ago. So Vince gets the idea, so that the fans who live in the real world wouldn't
got too suspicious , to send The Rock to Eypt for The Mummy Returns," This time
the crowd is silent because they all want to hear what The Rock is saying. "Well,
The Rock learned a thing or too in Egypt. The Rock won't go into details, but
lets just say, Undertaker and Kane aren't the most dominant males anymore. Also The
Rock says that he is sorry to the brothers of that mental midget Buh Buh Dudley.
You see. After Buh Buh fell off one of those ladders his mind got a little screwy.
Kinda like bad pie. Well, anyway to make The Rock's long story short, The Rock
was able to get into Buh Buh's head. The Rock says that's something he never wants
to do again. The Rock is sorry to his family for making him more of a retard then
usual. But the fact of the matter is this: The Rock was able to control Buh Buh's body
and he was able to see what was going on and THAT is why you see The Rock here
THIS VERY NIGHT! Because The Rock can't stand it anymore! The Rock..."
The Rock stops and looks around,
"Where is that ass monkey, McMahon? Probably to get some reinforcements.
The Rock says that's all fine and dandy because the Rock has some buddy's of
his own. Raven come up here into the ring where it's safe. Everyone meet The
Rock's Reinforcement #1, The Road Dogg Jesse James, you know he was never
an alcoholic or anything like the McMahon rumor machines said. He just found
something about X-Pac and was sent away.
Next up is Luna and Gangrel." Gangrel's music plays. "Yeah, remember him?
Your main men, The Hardyz and Edge and Christian got started with him.
Remember? Vampires? Brood? These ringing any bells?" A few cheers are
heard. "Well, Luna was fired because she found out about Angle and
Stephanie's long running affair. Oops did The Rock say that aloud?? Sorry." The
Rock said, looking anything BUT sorry...
"Speaking of disgruntle husband and wife pairs...." Many people scream. "I
present to you, Jerry "The King" Lawler and The Kat!" Loud applause. Good
ol' JR takes this moment to get out of his chair at ringside and goes over and
hugs The King. Yay. "You think they left because the beautiful Miss. Kitty was
fired?? Nope! They were both fired because they told the Rock that The Rock
was going to be sent to Egypt before the WWF wanted The Rock to know.
Another disgruntled former employee, Rena "Sable" Mero. She tried to go
public with her findings of Undertaker, Kane, and The Big Show sacrificing
people to become more powerful and thus win more matches. The WWF made
up some cockamene story about how she was suing because she didn't like it
when men were watching her undress. Hello, she posed for Playboy??
Remember? The Rock does. He still has a couple of those magazines in the back... Anyway...
Next is, Scotty 2 Hotty" He comes out in a neckbrace. "You the fans were
lied to. He never broke his ankle like *they* wanted you to think. You watch the
tapes again. That was the fakest thing The Rock has ever seen, and the Rock's
seen many a fake thing. What really happened was that Stone Cold saw him
oogling at Debra's uh... puppies" The Rock looks at Lawler to see if it's all right
to use his words. Jerry shakes his head yes and gives Rock the thumbs up.
"Needless to say, his neck was almost snapped in half by a VERY mad Stone
Cold. But while Scotty was in the hospital Stone Cold came in and told him he
was very sad that he had to do that to him. Stone Cold told Scotty that Vince
had told him to do it.
Next up is Essa Rios! Yeah that guy! Hell, The Rock thought he was cool!
Anyway, he's still mad at the WWF for taking away Lita from him. Lita was
taken away because Vince wanted Lita to do a ..... let's just say "pull a Trish".
He got very mad at her and pulled her away from Essa and put her in with a
struggling Hardy Boyz. Vince didn't see that the Hardyz and Lita would be such a
great team and well, poor Essa... No one really hears from him to much anymore.
And next the Hardy Boyz" Loud female screams. The Hardy Boyz fans and the
Edge and Christian fans start fighting. "The Hardyz are mad at the WWF because the blond Brood-y guys have won all the PPV's and they've only won the Terri special" The Rock takes a moment to shudder in dismay.
"And now Lovely Lita!" Loud guy screams and then the sounds of them being
slapped by their girlfriends. "She's still mad because besides wanting to be with
Essa still, she also had always dream of being Jericho's tag team partner. The
Rock doesn't know why. The Rock says he would've loved to have Lita on his
side and not on that ass monkey Chris Jericho's side." The Rock winks through
his red-tinted glasses.
"Anyway. Next is Edge and Christian and they said that they don't want to be
Regal and Angle's ass monkeys anymore. Whatever that means.... The Rock
doesn't think he wants to know"
The Rock goes on and on. Other famously important wrestlers, HBK (Many
female screams), Bret Hart (revenge), Ric Flair, Test (mad because they took
away his Stephanie to spite him. Damn bastards. Sorry...) Hulk Hogan, Pete Rose
(remember he hates Kane?).
The Rock finally finishes his list and says "Now for a man, The Rock has called
best friend more times then he'd likes to remember. He's an award winning
author. He loves cheap pops as much as being loved by his wife.... He's done
some pretty dangerous things. Some idiotic things too. Even though Vince has
tried to make him go away millions of times, he just keeps on coming back for
more of your love. He is Mick Foley!" The crowd cheers, screams, then starts
to chant 'Foley is God". A couple minutes go by and still no one walks down
the ramp. "Where the hell is Frickin' Foley?!?" The Rock yells.
He looks around and sees Raven and Matt Hardy pointing up. Rock looks up
and gasps aloud. On the rafters is the Undertaker, in full Ministry clothes, holding
a knife up to Mick's neck. Kane and Vince were standing next to him. Vince has an evil smile on his face.
Chapter 6: Finally the Rock has come back!
The Rock's music blasted through the arena and the crowds cheers were so
loud for their hero that the sound barrier must have been broken. "Finally the
Rock has come BACK! To the millions :the crowd: AND MILLIONS! of the
Rock's fans!" The Rock said as he walked out into the view of his adoring
public. The screams grew even louder. The chanted his name. The chanted
their marriage proposals. They fainted. Mass hysteria ensured. As he walked down
the ramp he gave Raven a high-five. He continued his leisurely Rocklike pace to
the ring. As he got in, he glared at Vince (who at this point was shaking), and the
Rock played up to the crowd by standing on the turnbuckles and "Smelling"
something. He took the microphone handed to him by one of the sound crew
guys, but everytime the Rock tried to speak, the chants grew louder. Soon, The
Rock's temper got the best of him and he yelled into the microphone,
"All right! The Rock says you jabronies wanna hear the Rock's story, or WHAT?!?!" The screams finally grew dimmer and dimmer. "The Rock says thank you. You see
Vince, ::glares:: The Rock's mama taught him manners. Your mother must never
had. You see, the Rock did get a role in a little ol' movie, The Mummy Returns."
The crowd cheers. "But, did The Rock become an actor under his own free
will?? The Rock says Hell No! The Rock wants to live his life in this profession
of wrestling. Occasionally The Rock might have gone a couple of talk shows for the
millions..." The crowd 'and Millions!' "..of The Rock's fans! But that's not
what happen! The fact of the matter is this! The Rock's boss Vince McMahon
and The Rocks nemesis The Undertaker and his red retarded brother Kane, all
deiced to dabble a little in the black arts. Hell, The Rock says, he gives
Undertaker and Kane credit where credit is due, 'Taker and Kane ARE
powerful sorcerers. But Vince is just a man whose name RHYMES with
witch!!" The crowd cheers loudly. "You see, the little man, Vince realized that
compared to those two, he had no power. Money yes. A little power, yes as
well. But power over people, like yourselves?? The fans? No. Hell no! Undertaker
was able to use his powers to go from a rather Dead scary man, who scared the
Rock's fans, to a cuddly redneck that everyone loves?? The Rock says 'What
the Hell??' He use his powers to corrupt you all! He's still evil! He's still
performing the things he did in his Ministry days! The Rock says don't be
fooled! But, back to that little weasel Vince, he knows he's weak, so he makes a
little proposition. Stone Cold beats me, the Rock up, and HHH helps, but then
'Taker and Kane, suddenly being fan favorites, would have beat them up on
Judgment Day and taken both the WWF Title AND The IC Title. They
would've won the most important titles and of course taken down a couple of
wrestlers who stood in their way. The fact of the matter is this. You see, Raven
you weren't the first to realize this. The Rock figured all this a Loooong time
ago. So Vince gets the idea, so that the fans who live in the real world wouldn't
got too suspicious , to send The Rock to Eypt for The Mummy Returns," This time
the crowd is silent because they all want to hear what The Rock is saying. "Well,
The Rock learned a thing or too in Egypt. The Rock won't go into details, but
lets just say, Undertaker and Kane aren't the most dominant males anymore. Also The
Rock says that he is sorry to the brothers of that mental midget Buh Buh Dudley.
You see. After Buh Buh fell off one of those ladders his mind got a little screwy.
Kinda like bad pie. Well, anyway to make The Rock's long story short, The Rock
was able to get into Buh Buh's head. The Rock says that's something he never wants
to do again. The Rock is sorry to his family for making him more of a retard then
usual. But the fact of the matter is this: The Rock was able to control Buh Buh's body
and he was able to see what was going on and THAT is why you see The Rock here
THIS VERY NIGHT! Because The Rock can't stand it anymore! The Rock..."
The Rock stops and looks around,
"Where is that ass monkey, McMahon? Probably to get some reinforcements.
The Rock says that's all fine and dandy because the Rock has some buddy's of
his own. Raven come up here into the ring where it's safe. Everyone meet The
Rock's Reinforcement #1, The Road Dogg Jesse James, you know he was never
an alcoholic or anything like the McMahon rumor machines said. He just found
something about X-Pac and was sent away.
Next up is Luna and Gangrel." Gangrel's music plays. "Yeah, remember him?
Your main men, The Hardyz and Edge and Christian got started with him.
Remember? Vampires? Brood? These ringing any bells?" A few cheers are
heard. "Well, Luna was fired because she found out about Angle and
Stephanie's long running affair. Oops did The Rock say that aloud?? Sorry." The
Rock said, looking anything BUT sorry...
"Speaking of disgruntle husband and wife pairs...." Many people scream. "I
present to you, Jerry "The King" Lawler and The Kat!" Loud applause. Good
ol' JR takes this moment to get out of his chair at ringside and goes over and
hugs The King. Yay. "You think they left because the beautiful Miss. Kitty was
fired?? Nope! They were both fired because they told the Rock that The Rock
was going to be sent to Egypt before the WWF wanted The Rock to know.
Another disgruntled former employee, Rena "Sable" Mero. She tried to go
public with her findings of Undertaker, Kane, and The Big Show sacrificing
people to become more powerful and thus win more matches. The WWF made
up some cockamene story about how she was suing because she didn't like it
when men were watching her undress. Hello, she posed for Playboy??
Remember? The Rock does. He still has a couple of those magazines in the back... Anyway...
Next is, Scotty 2 Hotty" He comes out in a neckbrace. "You the fans were
lied to. He never broke his ankle like *they* wanted you to think. You watch the
tapes again. That was the fakest thing The Rock has ever seen, and the Rock's
seen many a fake thing. What really happened was that Stone Cold saw him
oogling at Debra's uh... puppies" The Rock looks at Lawler to see if it's all right
to use his words. Jerry shakes his head yes and gives Rock the thumbs up.
"Needless to say, his neck was almost snapped in half by a VERY mad Stone
Cold. But while Scotty was in the hospital Stone Cold came in and told him he
was very sad that he had to do that to him. Stone Cold told Scotty that Vince
had told him to do it.
Next up is Essa Rios! Yeah that guy! Hell, The Rock thought he was cool!
Anyway, he's still mad at the WWF for taking away Lita from him. Lita was
taken away because Vince wanted Lita to do a ..... let's just say "pull a Trish".
He got very mad at her and pulled her away from Essa and put her in with a
struggling Hardy Boyz. Vince didn't see that the Hardyz and Lita would be such a
great team and well, poor Essa... No one really hears from him to much anymore.
And next the Hardy Boyz" Loud female screams. The Hardy Boyz fans and the
Edge and Christian fans start fighting. "The Hardyz are mad at the WWF because the blond Brood-y guys have won all the PPV's and they've only won the Terri special" The Rock takes a moment to shudder in dismay.
"And now Lovely Lita!" Loud guy screams and then the sounds of them being
slapped by their girlfriends. "She's still mad because besides wanting to be with
Essa still, she also had always dream of being Jericho's tag team partner. The
Rock doesn't know why. The Rock says he would've loved to have Lita on his
side and not on that ass monkey Chris Jericho's side." The Rock winks through
his red-tinted glasses.
"Anyway. Next is Edge and Christian and they said that they don't want to be
Regal and Angle's ass monkeys anymore. Whatever that means.... The Rock
doesn't think he wants to know"
The Rock goes on and on. Other famously important wrestlers, HBK (Many
female screams), Bret Hart (revenge), Ric Flair, Test (mad because they took
away his Stephanie to spite him. Damn bastards. Sorry...) Hulk Hogan, Pete Rose
(remember he hates Kane?).
The Rock finally finishes his list and says "Now for a man, The Rock has called
best friend more times then he'd likes to remember. He's an award winning
author. He loves cheap pops as much as being loved by his wife.... He's done
some pretty dangerous things. Some idiotic things too. Even though Vince has
tried to make him go away millions of times, he just keeps on coming back for
more of your love. He is Mick Foley!" The crowd cheers, screams, then starts
to chant 'Foley is God". A couple minutes go by and still no one walks down
the ramp. "Where the hell is Frickin' Foley?!?" The Rock yells.
He looks around and sees Raven and Matt Hardy pointing up. Rock looks up
and gasps aloud. On the rafters is the Undertaker, in full Ministry clothes, holding
a knife up to Mick's neck. Kane and Vince were standing next to him. Vince has an evil smile on his face.
