Ensuing Chaos
~*TorrentScythe*~
'Twas the night before Wednesday and all through the night;
Sounds of crying pain was heard with a yelp of fright.
'Akane, you tomboy' this and 'Ranma, you jerk' that.
I'll bet you anything this poem is worse than The Cat In The Hat.
As Ranma pranced around taunting his fiancee;
His fiancee, Akane, had something to say.
"Ranma, you idiot! I'm not a tomboy!"
When in came Nabiki with a packet of Chips Ahoy.
"Children, Children," she said with a cookie in her mouth.
"Be nice before I really have to shout,
Oh Kuno-Baby, do me a favor and kick Ranma's ass,
For he's bothering my sister as he did in the past."
"Nabiki, we always make fun of each other!"
Ranma said as Akane pulled out her mallet-slash-hammer.
Ranma started laughing at the angry firl;
When a shout and a laugh from afar almost made him hurl.
"Oh Ranma-darling!" laughed Kodachi, the Black Rose;
As she twirled her ribbon as she posed.
Not far from her, should I dare to name?
The rest of the cast that I know ain't tame.
On Ryoga! On Kuno! On Donner and Blitzen!
Dammit! They're not in the show! It's not Christmas!
The fanfiction writer stops to regain her sanity and start over.
Hey folks! This sure as hell beats playing Red Rover!
Standing behind Kodachi were the maniacs that ran loose.
Ryoga, Kuno, Shampoo, and Mousse.
The five stared or glared at Ranma Saotome.
In Ranma's head, his brain yelled out 'MAYDAY!'
Ryoga cracked his knuckles, preparing to beat him up.
"Ranma! How dare you! I'll throw you in the dump!"
He yelled with fury as his ki began to rise;
Along with Kuno and Mousse, whoopdy-do, what a big surprise.
I think you know what you think will be next.
Now excuse me while I figure out what number replaces 'x'/
Damn I hate algebra! It's so very lame!
That didn't make sense, so I'll continue this game.
Shampoo just sat back to watch the fight.
This could be a typical Ranma episode on a Wednesday night.
So good night folks! I hope you liked my poem.
No go away! Go away! Go home!
~*TorrentScythe*~
'Twas the night before Wednesday and all through the night;
Sounds of crying pain was heard with a yelp of fright.
'Akane, you tomboy' this and 'Ranma, you jerk' that.
I'll bet you anything this poem is worse than The Cat In The Hat.
As Ranma pranced around taunting his fiancee;
His fiancee, Akane, had something to say.
"Ranma, you idiot! I'm not a tomboy!"
When in came Nabiki with a packet of Chips Ahoy.
"Children, Children," she said with a cookie in her mouth.
"Be nice before I really have to shout,
Oh Kuno-Baby, do me a favor and kick Ranma's ass,
For he's bothering my sister as he did in the past."
"Nabiki, we always make fun of each other!"
Ranma said as Akane pulled out her mallet-slash-hammer.
Ranma started laughing at the angry firl;
When a shout and a laugh from afar almost made him hurl.
"Oh Ranma-darling!" laughed Kodachi, the Black Rose;
As she twirled her ribbon as she posed.
Not far from her, should I dare to name?
The rest of the cast that I know ain't tame.
On Ryoga! On Kuno! On Donner and Blitzen!
Dammit! They're not in the show! It's not Christmas!
The fanfiction writer stops to regain her sanity and start over.
Hey folks! This sure as hell beats playing Red Rover!
Standing behind Kodachi were the maniacs that ran loose.
Ryoga, Kuno, Shampoo, and Mousse.
The five stared or glared at Ranma Saotome.
In Ranma's head, his brain yelled out 'MAYDAY!'
Ryoga cracked his knuckles, preparing to beat him up.
"Ranma! How dare you! I'll throw you in the dump!"
He yelled with fury as his ki began to rise;
Along with Kuno and Mousse, whoopdy-do, what a big surprise.
I think you know what you think will be next.
Now excuse me while I figure out what number replaces 'x'/
Damn I hate algebra! It's so very lame!
That didn't make sense, so I'll continue this game.
Shampoo just sat back to watch the fight.
This could be a typical Ranma episode on a Wednesday night.
So good night folks! I hope you liked my poem.
No go away! Go away! Go home!
