In case anybody was wondering, I got the idea for this fic from something Nicole Manders,
AKA Dreiser (a writer far, far greater than I could ever hope to be. Bow in awe of the great
Dreiser!),said to me after I questioned her sanity upon reading one of her fics, Unrequited. It
was about Nanami and Juri in a bed together. I screamed (This is where the title and a running
theme in the story came from). She wrote me: "…I didn't have them making out or anything. They
were clothed on the bed, y'know." This got me to thinking, what if they weren't? How the hell
could that happen? Oh my god, I'm typing a story… And why stop with just those two? And
the insanity was born…
I swore if two additional people liked this, I would somehow get it up. Two did. Thus, a
perverted so-called artist began a tale of love, horror, and cheap laughs. Oh, and he made a
drinking game, but that is another story…
I don't own Utena. A lot of big companies do. And I bet they are too busy to worry about a kid
writing a story. So I thumb my nose at thee, oh big-ass companies!
Notes:
I know about as much Japanese as a doornail, so don't get on me about not using it, kay?
The events are mostly taking place simultaneously. So as I jump from person to person, try to
bear with me. This is my first real fic and I'm bad at this.
Stuff in are thoughts
Warning: The characters, Anthy in particular, are out of character
This story takes place after Akio appears, but before him and Utena… Shudder Ick, I can't even
say it… Okay, here's what you're reading this for. First, a brief scene from scream 1…
Utena woke up groaning. She had a splitting headache, and the
light coming in through the window was blinding. What possessed you to go to a party held at
Touga's, girl? That punch tasted a little funny… Suddenly she noticed some things:
1. She was not in her room.
2. She was naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with her, also naked.
Not sure what to think, she turned around…
For the second time that day, Green and blue eyes gazed into each other. Anthy and Utena looked
at each other. Both blinked. Utena's mouth opened in shock…
Scream, Part 2
By Richard Gallivan, AKA Kagato, the protector of things that cause nosebleeds.
Kagato22@prodigy.net
It was about this time that Utena heard the screaming. It was a sound of shock, horror and
surprise, and very loud. Utena realized that she was the source of this scream. Yes, that would
explain why her lungs were burning…
Utena stopped screaming. She simply had no air left to do it with. Now ironically, she was utterly
speechless. Having nothing else to do, she was thinking. Well, that and gawking. Okay,
as much as she wanted to believe otherwise, it didn't take too long to figure it out. They'd
gone to Touga's party, obviously got very drunk if that headache was any indication, and then…
hoo boy. Well, Anthy seems to be taking it well… Upon further inspection, that was an
understatement.
Anthy Himemiya was not known as a very emotional person. For that matter, she was not known for
emotions period. There were some that said she didn't even have emotions, that she was
like some living doll.
Looking at her, Utena knew that idea was shot to hell.
Anthy was happy. Anthy was very very happy. And man oh man was she showing it. She was bouncing
up and down like a three-year-old who had chugged a pot of coffee. She was hugging
Chu Chu to herself so tightly that his head had swelled to three times its normal size.
She was practically glowing.
Normally Utena would have been happy to see such a breakthrough in her friend. However, the fact
that she and Anthy were in the same bed and naked had put her mind on other matters and
she had not yet noticed this. Why was Anthy so happy? She attempted to vocalize her confusion
in the matter. It came out something like "Ub da, umm..." Okay. Apparently her body hadn't
quite caught up yet.
Anthy on the other hand, felt very good. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Utena and
her had finally gone the distance. Granted, they were drunk at the time and Anthy could not,
for the life of her, remember a damn thing, but the results spoke for themselves. Besides, Anthy
had had sex with males and females countless hundreds of times, and though same routine
got kind of boring after a century or so, she was, physically at least still a teenager, with
all the hormones that entitled. Akio kept making car noises, so he was annoying, and Chu Chu was
only good for so much. Besides it wasn't just the act, it was whom it was done with! And it
had just done with Utena! Yes yes yes!!!! She looked down at Chu Chu, this wonderful creature
that had brought this about, the hangover from a moment ago forgiven, forgotten. She
realized she was strangling him. Quickly she eased up on her hug. Chu Chu's head deflated
back to normal size as he gasped for air. She had won! She got to Utena first!!!
Anthy gave a contented sigh and turned to Utena, still in her new bouncy-stage. Utena looked
kind of confused and was babbling something incomprehensible. What was her problem? Oh
of course, she probably was a bit confused and wondering. Hmmm… what to do? Well, she
could try what she always had done with Saionji in a situation like this…
Anthy leaned toward Utena and nibbled briefly on her earlobe, and whispered "I thought last
night was great…" Not technically true, but hey, that had always given Saionji an ego boost,
hopefully it would work here too.
Utena's eyes went very wide at this point, as she gasped in amazement. Oh my god…
Three thoughts went through her head.
1.Apparently the rumors about Himemiya's "preferences" that Utena had always brushed off
were actually dead on.
2.Now, the rumors about Himemiya and *her* were also dead on.
3.Just what the hell was she gonna do now!?!
"Oh god! I can't believe this is happening to me!" Moaned Utena.
What with her pressed against Utena now and already half-oblivious to the world around her, Anthy
didn't notice her facial reaction and had mistaken the meanings of that gasp and phrase
entirely. Thus she went back on her happy trip, now vocalizing her thoughts. "I got her! Me, Anthy!
In your face Akio! In your face Touga! I got here first! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!"
***
In yet another room of the Kiryuu Mansion, Wakaba Shinohara awoke. She had a splitting
headache, and the light coming in through the window was blinding. What happened, the
last thing I remember was drinking a glass of punch at Touga's party… Suddenly she
noticed some things:
1. She was not in her room.
2. She was naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with her, also naked.
Afraid to turn, she felt out to her right, where she tried to get a feel for the head of whomever
she was sleeping next too. She felt a smooth, pretty but masculine face. In her mind, an
equation was made:
Male + Bishonen + In bed = Saionji!!!!!!
Hoping for the best, she turned around.
Ruka Tsuchiya had a splitting headache, and the light coming in through the window was
blinding, and now somebody was feeling his face for some reason. Hangover made sense,
must have been the punch. Now why was his face being felt? He turned around. It was a girl.
Cute one, if a bit young for his taste. Well, he probably should do something. "Hi. My name is
Ruka Tsuchiya. What's yours?" Wow. That was impressive. Well, he had just woken up!
Besides, he needed her name. The BGWSA (Bishonen Guys Who Sleep Around) club
demanded names for the tally. Oh great, now she was screaming.
***
Outside the campus, yet another scream is heard. Those that are awake ignore for they have
already heard so many times, those that sleep continue to sleep. Save one however, who is
awakened from his slumber. Akio Ohtori. He groans and sits up. He is in the back seat of his
car, outside of the Kiryuu Mansion. He stretches, Great party last night! Thank you Chu Chu!
He didn't remember all the details, but it had ended like all good parties: With him
getting some. He noticed two things:
1. He was naked. A bit of a problem, as it was about 40 degrees out.
2. He wasn't alone.
He looked, hoping to find Utena. Nope. Damn, Oh well, there was always next time. Hey, it's
not like Anthy was going to get her or something…
***
Back in the room they were in, Anthy sneezed. She wiped her nose, then got back to being
on a happy trip.
***
Akio looked closely at what was in the back seat with him… Three naked girls. Not confusing,
in itself, but he didn't recognize them. He thought he knew all the students! Who were these
girls? Akio shrugged Who ever they are, they better get out. If anyone sees me naked in my
car with three girls, Kanae will tear me a new asshole! He shuddered. That girl was scary
when she wanted to be. She had threatened to cut his hair once when he had made her
mad. This alone made him afraid of her. He nudged the three, one who was using his lap as a
pillow, and the two on each side of him. The girls began to stir. Slowly, they all woke up, and
shivering put their clothes on. They all seemed groggy, not quite aware of what had
happened.
Determined to satisfy his curiosity, he asked one of them. "Um, who are you three?" Suddenly
something catches his eye: the ground. The shadows of him and the girls on the ground look
familiar. Suddenly, he knows who they are. "Oh, you three! The famous "Shadow Girls" never
saw your faces before! Love those plays of yours!" His tone took on a playfully authoritative
tone, "Okay, everybody out of my car! Don't have to go home but you can't stay
here!" He opens the door, shooing girls out. They stumble off like zombies. He looks at the
back seat carpet. It's very wet, for obvious reasons.
Akio gives a cry of pain "Shimatta! My beautiful carpet! And it takes so long to clean and
dry…" Akio put his head down and began to cry…
***
Meanwhile, Wakaba had gathered her clothes together, put them on, and was rushing out the door.
Ruka shrugged. Oh well, he was sleepy, and now he had the whole bed to himself, so he
turned over and went to his slumber once more.
***
Wakaba ran through the halls of the Kiryuu mansion like a blur, already lost but felling the need
to do something! Suddenly she heard Utena's voice from one of the rooms, "Oh god! I can't
believe this is happening to me!" Followed by a sneeze. Utena. Her best friend. Surely she'd
know what to do. Wakaba rushed in, oblivious to her surroundings, up to foot of the bed, to
tell her troubles to her friend.
"Utena! Oh God Utena it was horrible! IwokeupnexttoastrangemanwhoIthoughtwassaionjibutitwasn't
andhewantedtoknowmynameand whatdoidoIdon'tknowcauseI'msooooooconfusedand…"
Wakaba trailed off as she suddenly took in the scene around her. Utena and Anthy were in
the same bed together, naked. Utena was looking at Wakaba in a sort of shock and fear.
Anthy on the other hand, was beaming, giving off an aura of cheerfulness that Wakaba had
thought only she had mastered. "Hello Wakaba! Sleep well?" She smiled in a way that
suddenly reminded Wakaba of Anthy's brother. "Cause I didn't!"
Wakaba had thought that your jaw could only hit the floor in an anime, but somehow hers did.
Utena had gone a bit pale suddenly. "Wakaba, it's…"
"Exactly what it looks like!" Anthy said, giggling, that smile still on her face.
Wakaba recovered quickly. And shot Utena a look. Not a look of disgust, fear or confusion,
all of which Utena expected, no. Wakaba just looked pissed and… hurt?
"Utena, I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Wakaba shouted.
Utena responded with a intelligent answer considering the circumstances. "Say wha?"
Anthy's smile widened a bit, now really looking like her brother. "Why, you wanna join in?
Hell, why not! Room for one more!"
"I'm flattered, but no." Wakaba responded dryly.
Anthy pouted, seemed to think for a second. "Okay, tell you what. I'll share! You can
have her every other day! Sound good?"
"Well," Wakaba started, "I suppose that's fair… I mean no!"
"Well I'm not letting her go!" said Anthy, now looking a bit irritated.
"You don't get it, do you?" Wakaba said. She shot Utena that look again, then stormed off in a
huff.
"Strange girl." Anthy murmured. Then she brightened again. She turned toward Utena, but
Utena wasn't there. Neither were her clothes. Anthy blinked, then shrugged. Putting her
clothes on, she went out to find Akio, Chu Chu on her shoulder. Anthy smiled. It was
gloating time!
***
Akio Ohtori was weeping over his poor carpet when Touga walked out, looking for all the
world like a sleepwalker. Akio brightened a bit. Whenever he was down, Touga could make
him fell better. He gave his "I know you want me" smile off. Touga walked by, mumbling
something like "Hello dean." Akio blinked. Then he walked up to Touga, and slapped him
hard across the face.
Touga's head snapped around, and inside his brain, a restart button was pushed. He looked
at the dean, his eyes focusing again. "Thank you sir. I needed that."
"Yeah, I thought as much." Akio said, nodding. "So what did that to you?"
Touga's eyes went wide again. "Juri and Na-na-nanami… in the same bed."
"So?" Akio said, a look of bewilderment on his face. "What's so weird? Everyone knows
Juri's… Waitaminute, did you say Nanami? As in your sister?" Touga nodded. Akio looked a little
pale all of the sudden. "Oh my god. Never saw that one coming." Touga nodded again.
***
Saionji woke up without a hangover, quite peacefully. He would have gone to Touga's party
last night, but he was busy chatting on the net with a friend in Nermia*. He did have a weird
dream about waking up in a bed with Juri and Miki though…
*Shameless plug for future fic- Author.
Saionji looked around his room. He was the only one there. Nobody else. For some funny
reason, he felt left out somehow…
***
Keiko, Aiko, and Yuuko woke up in a really large bed. They all groaned. Each of them had a
splitting headache, and the light coming in through the window was blinding. Suddenly, each
noticed their situation: (Author: You know it by now! Everybody!…)
1. They were not in their rooms.
2. They were all naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with each of them, also naked.
Keiko, Akio, and Yuuko all turned and stared in Unison. Suzuki, Yamada and Tanaka stared
right back. The three boys. Got up and conversed with each other for a few seconds in
hushed whispers, and then stood up, all stricking a ridiculous pose.
"Hey…" started Suzuki.
"All…" countinued Yamada
"Right!!!" finished Tanaka.
Keiko, Akio, and Yuuko blinked in unison.
Three more screams in unison were heard across the campus.
Too be continued…
Next Episode:
Utena: Hey! We said a bunch of stuff was going to happen in this episode, and most of it
never did!
Anthy: That's cause the Author got a bunch of new ideas…
Utena: What?
Anthy: Nothing.
Utena: Well anyway, what's wrong Wakaba?
(Utena is being yelled at by Wakaba in a hall in the Kiryuu Mansion)
Anthy: I think she's jealous of what we did this morning…
Utena: (Irate) Oh she is not! Well, I think…
Anthy: Oh Akiooooo… Guess what I did… Or should I say, who I did? (Giggle)
(Anthy is outside, talking to Akio and Touga, their jaws have just dropped.)
Utena: This and more in Scream part 3!
Anthy: The absolute des…
Utena: (Suddenly Exploding) Every time we do this you say that! What the hell does that
mean, anyway?
Anthy: Not every time! I didn't do it last time did I?
Utena: True. Okay, give it your best.
Anthy: The absolute destiny apocalypse! (Smiles) You know Utena, there is some time before
the next chapter. How do we spend it?
Utena: (Backing away from Anthy) Aheh, by now! (Runs like hell)
(Anthy pouts cutely. Scence fades to black.)
Yes, I know. I am sick. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. It's my hands. They
are evil you see, and I have no control of them. They make me do bad things. Like write
fanfics. Well, So long. I have to start part 3…
Many many thanks to Sara, who first put my fic up and without whom I could infect nobody.
If you didn't get her by there, go to
http://www.crosswinds.net/~marssniper/
And see all her lovely stuff.
Comments? Suggestions? Flames? Question my sanity? Attempt to exorcise me? Send it all to
kagato22@prodigy.net I wanna hear it!
AKA Dreiser (a writer far, far greater than I could ever hope to be. Bow in awe of the great
Dreiser!),said to me after I questioned her sanity upon reading one of her fics, Unrequited. It
was about Nanami and Juri in a bed together. I screamed (This is where the title and a running
theme in the story came from). She wrote me: "…I didn't have them making out or anything. They
were clothed on the bed, y'know." This got me to thinking, what if they weren't? How the hell
could that happen? Oh my god, I'm typing a story… And why stop with just those two? And
the insanity was born…
I swore if two additional people liked this, I would somehow get it up. Two did. Thus, a
perverted so-called artist began a tale of love, horror, and cheap laughs. Oh, and he made a
drinking game, but that is another story…
I don't own Utena. A lot of big companies do. And I bet they are too busy to worry about a kid
writing a story. So I thumb my nose at thee, oh big-ass companies!
Notes:
I know about as much Japanese as a doornail, so don't get on me about not using it, kay?
The events are mostly taking place simultaneously. So as I jump from person to person, try to
bear with me. This is my first real fic and I'm bad at this.
Stuff in are thoughts
Warning: The characters, Anthy in particular, are out of character
This story takes place after Akio appears, but before him and Utena… Shudder Ick, I can't even
say it… Okay, here's what you're reading this for. First, a brief scene from scream 1…
Utena woke up groaning. She had a splitting headache, and the
light coming in through the window was blinding. What possessed you to go to a party held at
Touga's, girl? That punch tasted a little funny… Suddenly she noticed some things:
1. She was not in her room.
2. She was naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with her, also naked.
Not sure what to think, she turned around…
For the second time that day, Green and blue eyes gazed into each other. Anthy and Utena looked
at each other. Both blinked. Utena's mouth opened in shock…
Scream, Part 2
By Richard Gallivan, AKA Kagato, the protector of things that cause nosebleeds.
Kagato22@prodigy.net
It was about this time that Utena heard the screaming. It was a sound of shock, horror and
surprise, and very loud. Utena realized that she was the source of this scream. Yes, that would
explain why her lungs were burning…
Utena stopped screaming. She simply had no air left to do it with. Now ironically, she was utterly
speechless. Having nothing else to do, she was thinking. Well, that and gawking. Okay,
as much as she wanted to believe otherwise, it didn't take too long to figure it out. They'd
gone to Touga's party, obviously got very drunk if that headache was any indication, and then…
hoo boy. Well, Anthy seems to be taking it well… Upon further inspection, that was an
understatement.
Anthy Himemiya was not known as a very emotional person. For that matter, she was not known for
emotions period. There were some that said she didn't even have emotions, that she was
like some living doll.
Looking at her, Utena knew that idea was shot to hell.
Anthy was happy. Anthy was very very happy. And man oh man was she showing it. She was bouncing
up and down like a three-year-old who had chugged a pot of coffee. She was hugging
Chu Chu to herself so tightly that his head had swelled to three times its normal size.
She was practically glowing.
Normally Utena would have been happy to see such a breakthrough in her friend. However, the fact
that she and Anthy were in the same bed and naked had put her mind on other matters and
she had not yet noticed this. Why was Anthy so happy? She attempted to vocalize her confusion
in the matter. It came out something like "Ub da, umm..." Okay. Apparently her body hadn't
quite caught up yet.
Anthy on the other hand, felt very good. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Utena and
her had finally gone the distance. Granted, they were drunk at the time and Anthy could not,
for the life of her, remember a damn thing, but the results spoke for themselves. Besides, Anthy
had had sex with males and females countless hundreds of times, and though same routine
got kind of boring after a century or so, she was, physically at least still a teenager, with
all the hormones that entitled. Akio kept making car noises, so he was annoying, and Chu Chu was
only good for so much. Besides it wasn't just the act, it was whom it was done with! And it
had just done with Utena! Yes yes yes!!!! She looked down at Chu Chu, this wonderful creature
that had brought this about, the hangover from a moment ago forgiven, forgotten. She
realized she was strangling him. Quickly she eased up on her hug. Chu Chu's head deflated
back to normal size as he gasped for air. She had won! She got to Utena first!!!
Anthy gave a contented sigh and turned to Utena, still in her new bouncy-stage. Utena looked
kind of confused and was babbling something incomprehensible. What was her problem? Oh
of course, she probably was a bit confused and wondering. Hmmm… what to do? Well, she
could try what she always had done with Saionji in a situation like this…
Anthy leaned toward Utena and nibbled briefly on her earlobe, and whispered "I thought last
night was great…" Not technically true, but hey, that had always given Saionji an ego boost,
hopefully it would work here too.
Utena's eyes went very wide at this point, as she gasped in amazement. Oh my god…
Three thoughts went through her head.
1.Apparently the rumors about Himemiya's "preferences" that Utena had always brushed off
were actually dead on.
2.Now, the rumors about Himemiya and *her* were also dead on.
3.Just what the hell was she gonna do now!?!
"Oh god! I can't believe this is happening to me!" Moaned Utena.
What with her pressed against Utena now and already half-oblivious to the world around her, Anthy
didn't notice her facial reaction and had mistaken the meanings of that gasp and phrase
entirely. Thus she went back on her happy trip, now vocalizing her thoughts. "I got her! Me, Anthy!
In your face Akio! In your face Touga! I got here first! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!"
***
In yet another room of the Kiryuu Mansion, Wakaba Shinohara awoke. She had a splitting
headache, and the light coming in through the window was blinding. What happened, the
last thing I remember was drinking a glass of punch at Touga's party… Suddenly she
noticed some things:
1. She was not in her room.
2. She was naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with her, also naked.
Afraid to turn, she felt out to her right, where she tried to get a feel for the head of whomever
she was sleeping next too. She felt a smooth, pretty but masculine face. In her mind, an
equation was made:
Male + Bishonen + In bed = Saionji!!!!!!
Hoping for the best, she turned around.
Ruka Tsuchiya had a splitting headache, and the light coming in through the window was
blinding, and now somebody was feeling his face for some reason. Hangover made sense,
must have been the punch. Now why was his face being felt? He turned around. It was a girl.
Cute one, if a bit young for his taste. Well, he probably should do something. "Hi. My name is
Ruka Tsuchiya. What's yours?" Wow. That was impressive. Well, he had just woken up!
Besides, he needed her name. The BGWSA (Bishonen Guys Who Sleep Around) club
demanded names for the tally. Oh great, now she was screaming.
***
Outside the campus, yet another scream is heard. Those that are awake ignore for they have
already heard so many times, those that sleep continue to sleep. Save one however, who is
awakened from his slumber. Akio Ohtori. He groans and sits up. He is in the back seat of his
car, outside of the Kiryuu Mansion. He stretches, Great party last night! Thank you Chu Chu!
He didn't remember all the details, but it had ended like all good parties: With him
getting some. He noticed two things:
1. He was naked. A bit of a problem, as it was about 40 degrees out.
2. He wasn't alone.
He looked, hoping to find Utena. Nope. Damn, Oh well, there was always next time. Hey, it's
not like Anthy was going to get her or something…
***
Back in the room they were in, Anthy sneezed. She wiped her nose, then got back to being
on a happy trip.
***
Akio looked closely at what was in the back seat with him… Three naked girls. Not confusing,
in itself, but he didn't recognize them. He thought he knew all the students! Who were these
girls? Akio shrugged Who ever they are, they better get out. If anyone sees me naked in my
car with three girls, Kanae will tear me a new asshole! He shuddered. That girl was scary
when she wanted to be. She had threatened to cut his hair once when he had made her
mad. This alone made him afraid of her. He nudged the three, one who was using his lap as a
pillow, and the two on each side of him. The girls began to stir. Slowly, they all woke up, and
shivering put their clothes on. They all seemed groggy, not quite aware of what had
happened.
Determined to satisfy his curiosity, he asked one of them. "Um, who are you three?" Suddenly
something catches his eye: the ground. The shadows of him and the girls on the ground look
familiar. Suddenly, he knows who they are. "Oh, you three! The famous "Shadow Girls" never
saw your faces before! Love those plays of yours!" His tone took on a playfully authoritative
tone, "Okay, everybody out of my car! Don't have to go home but you can't stay
here!" He opens the door, shooing girls out. They stumble off like zombies. He looks at the
back seat carpet. It's very wet, for obvious reasons.
Akio gives a cry of pain "Shimatta! My beautiful carpet! And it takes so long to clean and
dry…" Akio put his head down and began to cry…
***
Meanwhile, Wakaba had gathered her clothes together, put them on, and was rushing out the door.
Ruka shrugged. Oh well, he was sleepy, and now he had the whole bed to himself, so he
turned over and went to his slumber once more.
***
Wakaba ran through the halls of the Kiryuu mansion like a blur, already lost but felling the need
to do something! Suddenly she heard Utena's voice from one of the rooms, "Oh god! I can't
believe this is happening to me!" Followed by a sneeze. Utena. Her best friend. Surely she'd
know what to do. Wakaba rushed in, oblivious to her surroundings, up to foot of the bed, to
tell her troubles to her friend.
"Utena! Oh God Utena it was horrible! IwokeupnexttoastrangemanwhoIthoughtwassaionjibutitwasn't
andhewantedtoknowmynameand whatdoidoIdon'tknowcauseI'msooooooconfusedand…"
Wakaba trailed off as she suddenly took in the scene around her. Utena and Anthy were in
the same bed together, naked. Utena was looking at Wakaba in a sort of shock and fear.
Anthy on the other hand, was beaming, giving off an aura of cheerfulness that Wakaba had
thought only she had mastered. "Hello Wakaba! Sleep well?" She smiled in a way that
suddenly reminded Wakaba of Anthy's brother. "Cause I didn't!"
Wakaba had thought that your jaw could only hit the floor in an anime, but somehow hers did.
Utena had gone a bit pale suddenly. "Wakaba, it's…"
"Exactly what it looks like!" Anthy said, giggling, that smile still on her face.
Wakaba recovered quickly. And shot Utena a look. Not a look of disgust, fear or confusion,
all of which Utena expected, no. Wakaba just looked pissed and… hurt?
"Utena, I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Wakaba shouted.
Utena responded with a intelligent answer considering the circumstances. "Say wha?"
Anthy's smile widened a bit, now really looking like her brother. "Why, you wanna join in?
Hell, why not! Room for one more!"
"I'm flattered, but no." Wakaba responded dryly.
Anthy pouted, seemed to think for a second. "Okay, tell you what. I'll share! You can
have her every other day! Sound good?"
"Well," Wakaba started, "I suppose that's fair… I mean no!"
"Well I'm not letting her go!" said Anthy, now looking a bit irritated.
"You don't get it, do you?" Wakaba said. She shot Utena that look again, then stormed off in a
huff.
"Strange girl." Anthy murmured. Then she brightened again. She turned toward Utena, but
Utena wasn't there. Neither were her clothes. Anthy blinked, then shrugged. Putting her
clothes on, she went out to find Akio, Chu Chu on her shoulder. Anthy smiled. It was
gloating time!
***
Akio Ohtori was weeping over his poor carpet when Touga walked out, looking for all the
world like a sleepwalker. Akio brightened a bit. Whenever he was down, Touga could make
him fell better. He gave his "I know you want me" smile off. Touga walked by, mumbling
something like "Hello dean." Akio blinked. Then he walked up to Touga, and slapped him
hard across the face.
Touga's head snapped around, and inside his brain, a restart button was pushed. He looked
at the dean, his eyes focusing again. "Thank you sir. I needed that."
"Yeah, I thought as much." Akio said, nodding. "So what did that to you?"
Touga's eyes went wide again. "Juri and Na-na-nanami… in the same bed."
"So?" Akio said, a look of bewilderment on his face. "What's so weird? Everyone knows
Juri's… Waitaminute, did you say Nanami? As in your sister?" Touga nodded. Akio looked a little
pale all of the sudden. "Oh my god. Never saw that one coming." Touga nodded again.
***
Saionji woke up without a hangover, quite peacefully. He would have gone to Touga's party
last night, but he was busy chatting on the net with a friend in Nermia*. He did have a weird
dream about waking up in a bed with Juri and Miki though…
*Shameless plug for future fic- Author.
Saionji looked around his room. He was the only one there. Nobody else. For some funny
reason, he felt left out somehow…
***
Keiko, Aiko, and Yuuko woke up in a really large bed. They all groaned. Each of them had a
splitting headache, and the light coming in through the window was blinding. Suddenly, each
noticed their situation: (Author: You know it by now! Everybody!…)
1. They were not in their rooms.
2. They were all naked.
3. There was somebody in the bed with each of them, also naked.
Keiko, Akio, and Yuuko all turned and stared in Unison. Suzuki, Yamada and Tanaka stared
right back. The three boys. Got up and conversed with each other for a few seconds in
hushed whispers, and then stood up, all stricking a ridiculous pose.
"Hey…" started Suzuki.
"All…" countinued Yamada
"Right!!!" finished Tanaka.
Keiko, Akio, and Yuuko blinked in unison.
Three more screams in unison were heard across the campus.
Too be continued…
Next Episode:
Utena: Hey! We said a bunch of stuff was going to happen in this episode, and most of it
never did!
Anthy: That's cause the Author got a bunch of new ideas…
Utena: What?
Anthy: Nothing.
Utena: Well anyway, what's wrong Wakaba?
(Utena is being yelled at by Wakaba in a hall in the Kiryuu Mansion)
Anthy: I think she's jealous of what we did this morning…
Utena: (Irate) Oh she is not! Well, I think…
Anthy: Oh Akiooooo… Guess what I did… Or should I say, who I did? (Giggle)
(Anthy is outside, talking to Akio and Touga, their jaws have just dropped.)
Utena: This and more in Scream part 3!
Anthy: The absolute des…
Utena: (Suddenly Exploding) Every time we do this you say that! What the hell does that
mean, anyway?
Anthy: Not every time! I didn't do it last time did I?
Utena: True. Okay, give it your best.
Anthy: The absolute destiny apocalypse! (Smiles) You know Utena, there is some time before
the next chapter. How do we spend it?
Utena: (Backing away from Anthy) Aheh, by now! (Runs like hell)
(Anthy pouts cutely. Scence fades to black.)
Yes, I know. I am sick. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. It's my hands. They
are evil you see, and I have no control of them. They make me do bad things. Like write
fanfics. Well, So long. I have to start part 3…
Many many thanks to Sara, who first put my fic up and without whom I could infect nobody.
If you didn't get her by there, go to
http://www.crosswinds.net/~marssniper/
And see all her lovely stuff.
Comments? Suggestions? Flames? Question my sanity? Attempt to exorcise me? Send it all to
kagato22@prodigy.net I wanna hear it!
