I apologize for being so horribly off deadline, as those few rabid people in mad houses,
chained and straightjacketed, that are actually my fans have become accustomed too. I'd like
to make a statement why.
The incredibly and totally complex reason is: I got damn lazy. Now I await the flames. Thank
you.
It was a warm, breezy day in Ohtori. Mitsuru Tsuwabuki was walking along with some of
Nanami's homework (Not as bad as it sounds. By learning to do 8th grade work, he was years
ahead of the other kids his age), like the sweet, dear, moral, innocent child that he was.
That was about to be shot to hell…
Anthy Himemiya drove up in her brother's car, an odd look on her face. Though he didn't
know her that well, he never recalled her with a smile that looked that much like Nanami's…
More exactly, like Nanami planning one of her schemes.
"Hello Mitsuru." Said Anthy, licking her lips. "Now if I recall some things you have said, you
wish to become a man, correct? I think I can help you…"
Mitsuru ignored Anthy's strange behavior at this statement. He rushed over the to car eagerly.
"You can do that? Please, help me! I'll do anything!" Anthy smiled wider.
"Anything? Well, I was thinking more like… Everything!" She shouted, grabbing him and pulling
him into the back, driving off as a familiar saxophone began to blare…
Richard Gallivan and Hentai productions are proud to present, at long last:
Scream, part 4.
By Kagato22, the pope of the Sacred Church of Hentai, known to mortals as Richard Gallivan.
With love to Colleen.
Shiori Takatsuki was not too happy. In fact, she was very very upset. But then, nobody could
really blame her, considering the revelation she was just given…
"I'M DEAD!?!?!?" She shouted.
Mikage sighed. "Yes, you are." He replied. "Is this a problem for you?"
"IS IT A PROBLEM? IS IT A PROBLEM? YOU DAMN WELL BET IT'S A FUCKING PROBLEM!
I'M DEAD! DEAD!" She screamed. Mikage shrugged.
"So is Chida. You don't see him whining about it now, do you? Hmmm… come to think of it,
where is Mamiya?"
***
Mamiya Chida woke up groaning. He had a splitting headache, and the light coming in
through the window was blinding. Why on earth did I ever consider going to a party? Oh
yeah, I wanted to find out if I existed or not… Hey! Waitaminute! I'm actually Anthy in disguise!
How can I exist? Before Mamiya could figure this defiance of nature out, he noticed some
things:
1. He was not in his room
2. He was naked
3. There was somebody else in the bed with him, also naked
Mamiya turned around, and came fact to face with… Touga's kitty that Anthy gave him*!
"This is just fucken sick right here…" He commented. But, since he didn't really exist cause he
was actually Anthy, nobody really cared.
*(I ran out of people, okay? -Author)
***
"Wait, if I'm dead, how come I'm still here?" Commented Shiori. Mikage snapped out of
wondering.
"It's all about love…" Mikage answered… "You are kept in existence by somebody who loves
you. As long as you are loved as strongly as you are, you continue to exist."
"You mean… Juri?"
"Exactly! You might wanna be a little nicer to her… Oh, by the way, you're now a permanent
kurobara duelist. This means you get a cool outfit and a ring. Oh, and you now gotta act really
really evil. Oop! Never mind, you got that covered…"
Shiori mumbled something unintelligible about Mikage's ancestry.
***
A car drove somewhere in Ohtori, with no driver. Mitsuru's head poked out off the back seat,
blushing and gasping for air. "Helllllpppppp!" He shouted. "She's doing evil things to me! She's
wants to…" A ebony hand reached out and grabbed him back down, where his voice
became a muffled scream, then a moan…
***
Touga Kiryuu, having since left the hysterical Akio, was doing his usual thing. That is, sitting
around Ohtori as students passed by and looking damn fine. With hopes of getting some
since he looked so damn fine. A beautiful girl began to walk toward him. Unfortunately, it was
his sister, pretty much the only girl over the age of 12 he never thought of laying, although he
suspected at times she had other ideas on that… At least until this morning…
Nanami walked up to her brother, looking somewhat nervous. "Onisama…"
"Oh hello Nanami!" Said Touga cheerfully. He looked at her more closely. "Hey, why do you
have a large bump on your forehead?" Nanami blinked for a second, and felt her forehead. A
six-inch bump protruded from where she had been banging it against a wall. A cute little
crisscross of two Band-Aids was on the tip, as appeared on all bumps naturally.
"Umm… Never mind that. Listen Onisama, about this morning…"
"Ohh that…" Said Touga solemnly. Then he smiled again. "Listen Nanami, I was a bit shocked
at first, but I want you to know you're my sister, and whatever your sexual preference, I still
love you. In fact, I'm bit relieved! I actually thought you wanted me for a while! I'm also a little
envious…" He nudged her with his elbow. "You, my dear, have gone where no man has gone
before!"
"But Onisama! It… it… wasn't like that…" She stammered.
He mistaked her fear for nervousness. "Come come now Nanami… No need to be like that.
Like I said, I don't care what your preference is! And if it makes you feel better, I'll prove it…
Watch…" He cupped his hands to his mouth. "Attention all! My sister slept with Juri
Arisuagawa and I love her!"
Immediately, all heads in the area stooped and turned toward the two. The crowd began to
murmur amongst themselves.
"Whaaaat? Nanami? Sleeping with a girl!"
"I thought she was into incest, not homosexuality!"
"Apparently not…"
Nanami had turned a pale white, as she opened and closed her mouth like a fish. She finally
managed to stammer… "Th-th-thanks Onisama… If you'd excuse me, I have to go kill myself
now…" She walked off. Touga, being back in "Looking damn good" mode, simply waved.
***
Juri exited the Kiryuu Mansion, a glint in her eye. She was going to find Touga, rip of his
genitalia and force feed them to him, chop of one of his arms and bitch smack him with it, and
deposit his worthless hide into a vat of boiling oil.
And then, she was going to hurt him…
As she walked down the steps, she was suddenly trampled by three enraged girls. Keiko,
Akio, and Yuuko stopped running as they noticed a change in the feeling of the ground
beneath them…
"Would you please GET OFF!?!?" An irate Juri shouted from underhand. The three girls looked
down, shrieked, jumping off, and then began to shrivel under the glance of Juri.
"Is everybody gonna plow into me to-wak!" She said as the door opened, knocking her over
again. Utena stepped out, Wakaba on her back. Utena walked over Juri and down the steps.
Juri got up again, Armageddon flashing in her eyes…
"Okay! That's it! C'mon! SOMEBODY WALK OVER ME AGAIN! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Utena
was blasted forward by the power of Juri's voice, and right into the groveling trio of girls, who
whimpered even more. Juri took a deep breath…
And was promptly run over by a screaming Nanami.
Nanami was talking in hysterics, crying to herself. She made it three more steps before a hand
stopped her, and picked her off the ground.
It wasn't that Juri's eyes were glowing that made her scary. It wasn't that her hair was floating
up suspended by an unseen power. It wasn't even the fangs that seemed to be growing out
of her mouth. No, what was scary was that her mouth was actually belching flame.
"YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU………" Juri boomed.
"Blah! Oh da de baldfjak reidvla play it again, Sam!" Nanami replied.
The other girls blinked at this. Keiko commented, "Hmmm…. Nanami-sama doesn't seem…
herself."
Aiko nodded. "Yeah. Well, I guess it's natural to suppose that Juri is good at that, too…" Keiko
and Yuuko nodded.
Utena looked confused. "What?"
"Well, everybody knows about Juri's… preference." Yuuko supplied. "And she seems to excel
at everything she does, right? And Touga-sama…" All three of Nanami's henchman took a
second to sigh. Utena and Wakaba sneered in disgust. Yuuko continued, "Revealed that
Nanami and Juri…" she blushed.
Wakaba got it. "Geez, you three think she was so good she did that to Nanami?" Wakaba
whistled. The three all blushed and nodded. "Kuso!" Wakaba commented. "I'm rethinking my
own sexual preference!"
At this, everybody backed away from her. Utena, obviously uncomfortable with the subject,
pointed at Juri. Or rather, the glowing spot of flame that she was presumably inside.
"Ummm…… guys? Shouldn't we do something before she kills Nanami?"
"Nanami-sama!" All three henchmen shouted. Then they looked a second more.
"I'm not going in there!" Said Akio.
Keiko paused for a second. "Oh well, guess we need to find a new backstabbing evil leader."
Yuuko nodded. "Think Mikage needs anyone to serve him?"
Utena snorted in disgust. "Fine! I'll rescue her" and she walked into the flames.
Wakaba sighed and blushed. "What a prince she is!"
The three henchman (henchwomen?) were gathered together in a little huddle. Whispers of
"You ask her!" and "You thought it up!" were heard from the huddle. Finally, Keiko was pushed
forward. She slowly walked up and tapped Wakaba on the shoulder.
"Um, Wakaba, we've been wondering for the whole year… Just what exactly are your feelings
for Utena?"
Wakaba looked surprised. "She's my best friend."
Keiko sweat-dropped. "That's it?!?!?! Nothing more?!?!?!" Wakaba nodded. "What about the
blushing, and the hugging, and the 'boyfriend' bit?"
Wakaba shrugged. "Just a friend." And returned to her gazing.
Keiko eyed her a second, then leaned over whispering to her friends. "Denial." The other two
nodded sagely.
***
Juri was definitely scary like this, Utena decided. The ki-flames emanating from her body
weren't helping at all, but fortunately they didn't seem to be burning anything. Nanami had
finally lapsed into silence, probably because of the clamp on her throat.
Utena walked up slowly to Juri, and murmured nervously. "Umm… Juri-sempai… Maybe you
should put Nanami down before you choke her to death?"
"NOT KILLLLLLL? WHHYYYYYYYYY? WANT TO KILL!" Juri responded, belching a ball of
flame at Utena.
Utena ducked and rolled out of the way as the pavement she had been on liquefied. Oh yes,
definitely scary. "Umm…." She said, trying to think of something good. It didn't seem to be the
time to tell Juri she couldn't do anything. Then it hit her. "Because you want to save your
energy for someone who deserves it more?"
That actually stopped Juri. She cocked her head in confusion.
Utena knew she had her now. "As much as Nanami has annoyed you, let's think about who
really is to blame for everything today. The one who spiked that punch! That numb-nut, cock
sucking, cum guzzling extra crispy crotch waffle* we call…
*insult given to me by Winona Fields. Thanks!
"RUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAAAA?" Juri commented.
"No, not that one! The other one! The one with the red hair?"
"TOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA! EEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!" Juri finished,
causing the ground to tremble.
"Exactly!" Utena said. "Let's kill him instead!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Juri hissed, dropping Nanami, the flames around her beginning
to shrink. "I need to save my anger for him…"
"Me…. too…" Nanami mumbled. "I wanted to deny it at first, but he must have done it! He went
to far!" Nanami gasped, pulling herself to her feat.
As they walked out of the dissipating chi field, the three henchmen and Wakaba sighed in
relief. They had feared an explosion!
"C'mon girls!" shouted Utena. "Touga dies today!"
"Can I join?" a meek voice piped up. Everybody turned toward the voice. Shiori stood there.
But she seemed to look… different somehow. Something in her eyes…
Utena glanced. "What happened to you?"
Shiori thought about it for a second and tried a half-truth. "Kozue." Everybody but Utena
winced.
"What's the big deal?" asked Utena. "Everybody's slept with her… hell, even I…" Everybody's
eyes went wide at this. Utena looked around and suddenly blushed "… knew she slept
around! Yeah, I knew she slept around! Not that I'd know directly or anything, no no no no no
no! Ummm… Anyway, let's focus on the point! We need to find Touga! And make him die!"
"Awwwww……" Keiko murmered. Couldn't we just give him a good talking too? A glance from
Juri silenced her.
***
Mitsuru finally stumbled out of the Akio car, gasping for breath, his pants unzipped, his hair
ruffled. A coating of sweat blanketed him. At least he hoped that was the only body fluid still
on him…
Anthy poked her head up from the car, her hair undone, her glasses nowhere to be seen, her
shirt unbuttoned. Opps! She quickly buttoned it back up. She waved to the stumbling Mitsuru.
"Congratulations! You're a man now! And quite the man, I might add! You could oust Touga
in 2 weeks, tops!" She sighed. That boy had the stamina of 3 men, but she never expected
him to have the proportionate size! Apparently you grew quickly in the service of Nanami. She
hadn't had such enjoyable sex since Uten… Hey, just where was Utena? It'd been what, 5
seconds? She was ready again!
With a chortle from Anthy the car drove off, as her laughter filled the air.
***
Miki Karou closed the piano in the music room. He never intended to use it again.
He was completely silent as he walked into the seitokai elevator and heard the music play.
Maybe Touga was right, the music was getting a little old, he mused. He silently walked out of
the elevator and unto the balcony. He stepped over the balcony, and spread his arms out
wide. He would miss this school, he would miss his life, he would miss his sister, he briefly
regretted that he never really told Anthy how he felt. But such things would soon be past him.
Miki sighed. He hoped it wouldn't be too much trouble to clean up the mess he made after he
jumped the 12 stories…
***
Touga Kiryuu was definitely not a happy little camper. His sister had gone lesbian on him, his
love had slept with his superior's sister, and as he had just found out, his own skill in the
karma sutra was that of an infant compared to said sister. Touga moaned. What else could go
bad for him next?
That's when he saw all the girls, heading toward him. And he regretted asking the question.
He just saw the answer. Literally. It was the look in Juri's eyes that tipped him off. The same
look Miki had given the Seitokai when they had first tried to make him go cold turkey on the
stopwatch usage*. A look of total rage that suggested that no one was gonna stop the bearer
of such eyes. And he was being given that look directly.
*Future fic.
Touga wanted to run but found himself paralyzed on the spot. Probably because chinks of air
around him were falling as ice crystals. His feet were frozen to the spot.
Great. Juri's legendary "Ice glare" had even improved a level.
The girls reached him, and their collective battle auras melted the ice around him. Touga
considered dropping to his knees and pleading for his life but had a feeling they would kill him
the instant he showed fear. He just hoped Juri couldn't smell it on him.
"Ladies… May I ask why I am the apparent object of your aggressions?" he asked, somehow
keeping his voice even.
"Oh Touga, I so enjoyed your party last night." Commented Shiori with a voice of sugar. "Allow
us to show you our collective appreciation!!!!!" She remained smiling, but snarled the last
word.
"Yes Touga, I think we all need to thank you…" Utena smiled. "I only hope you prove able to
take all of our thanks before we are finished…"
"Ladies, I really don't see how that has earned me your ah, thanks…" Touga stammered.
"So delightful, what you put in the punch Touga…" Wakaba said, not even bothering to sugar
coat it. "I woke up with Ruka today". Touga flashed her a look.
"Lucky! I've been trying to get that guy to… I mean… Well, believe it or not, I have no idea
what you're saying about the punch."
Keiko, Yuuko, and Aiko flashed him looks of regret but of determination. "Were very sorry we
have to do this Touga…" Yuuko said.
"… but it really must be done you know…" Aiko finished.
"I'm afraid I agree, Onisama…" Nanami said, tears in her eyes "I'll always remember you
fondly…"
Touga was visibly sweating now "Girls! I swear I really didn't spike the punch! I… oh hell" and
with that, he turned and ran for his life. He made it 3 yards or so before he suddenly stopped.
Miki's stopwatch had just clattered to the ground. He looked up, at the seitokai building, to see
Miki would soon be following. He gasped, turning towards the direction of the elevator,
hoping to reach the boy in time to stop him.
Then, out of his peripheral vision, he saw Juri's fist coming towards his face, and his world
erupted in stars. He tried to say something, tried to point up, but the fist was coming at him
again through a haze of red…
Touga Kiryuu's world dissolved into darkness, and he knew no more.
To be concluded…
Next episode:
Utena: What? The author is finally gonna finish it?
Anthy: The next episode is the last, yes.
Utena: So that means this whole mess will be over soon?
Anthy: Well, the author does have other stuff in mind…
Utena: Moans damn it…
Utena: Well, at least the next scream is the last! And also… alternate endings and rejected
scenes!
Anthy: Shouldn't we talk about the episode?
Utena: Nah, what's the point? Anything we say is likely to be simply changed by the time that
idiot actually gets to finishing it… I just hope it's this year!
Anthy: He swears up and down that this time he will be hard at work…
Utena: Sarcastic Yeah, and he also doesn't like hentai.
Anthy: I see your point…
Utena: Ah well. For those of you who haven't lost faith in the man entirely, Kagato will finish
scream, and promises not to let the fic get as serious as it has toward the end of this chapter…
So please please wait till scream 5!
Anthy: The ultimate destiny apocalypse!
Utena: Why do you say that so much?
Anthy: Sooner or later, it'll be the title of one of the episodes. It's a good name! Smiles I'm
gonna keep saying that till somebody actually uses it just to shut me up!
Utena: … That's it?
Anthy: Yep!
Utena: Backs away slowly
Okay, I swear to god the next Scream will be better. But I wasn't even a third done with what I
thought would be the final chapter and I realized I better churn this bit out before the few
people that know I existed just gave up all hope. So there is part 4. Please forgive me. Part 5
will have much less taste, more dirty gags, some action, some romance, some mice/monkey
hybrids, and a free slushy. Well, most of those things. Apologies again.
chained and straightjacketed, that are actually my fans have become accustomed too. I'd like
to make a statement why.
The incredibly and totally complex reason is: I got damn lazy. Now I await the flames. Thank
you.
It was a warm, breezy day in Ohtori. Mitsuru Tsuwabuki was walking along with some of
Nanami's homework (Not as bad as it sounds. By learning to do 8th grade work, he was years
ahead of the other kids his age), like the sweet, dear, moral, innocent child that he was.
That was about to be shot to hell…
Anthy Himemiya drove up in her brother's car, an odd look on her face. Though he didn't
know her that well, he never recalled her with a smile that looked that much like Nanami's…
More exactly, like Nanami planning one of her schemes.
"Hello Mitsuru." Said Anthy, licking her lips. "Now if I recall some things you have said, you
wish to become a man, correct? I think I can help you…"
Mitsuru ignored Anthy's strange behavior at this statement. He rushed over the to car eagerly.
"You can do that? Please, help me! I'll do anything!" Anthy smiled wider.
"Anything? Well, I was thinking more like… Everything!" She shouted, grabbing him and pulling
him into the back, driving off as a familiar saxophone began to blare…
Richard Gallivan and Hentai productions are proud to present, at long last:
Scream, part 4.
By Kagato22, the pope of the Sacred Church of Hentai, known to mortals as Richard Gallivan.
With love to Colleen.
Shiori Takatsuki was not too happy. In fact, she was very very upset. But then, nobody could
really blame her, considering the revelation she was just given…
"I'M DEAD!?!?!?" She shouted.
Mikage sighed. "Yes, you are." He replied. "Is this a problem for you?"
"IS IT A PROBLEM? IS IT A PROBLEM? YOU DAMN WELL BET IT'S A FUCKING PROBLEM!
I'M DEAD! DEAD!" She screamed. Mikage shrugged.
"So is Chida. You don't see him whining about it now, do you? Hmmm… come to think of it,
where is Mamiya?"
***
Mamiya Chida woke up groaning. He had a splitting headache, and the light coming in
through the window was blinding. Why on earth did I ever consider going to a party? Oh
yeah, I wanted to find out if I existed or not… Hey! Waitaminute! I'm actually Anthy in disguise!
How can I exist? Before Mamiya could figure this defiance of nature out, he noticed some
things:
1. He was not in his room
2. He was naked
3. There was somebody else in the bed with him, also naked
Mamiya turned around, and came fact to face with… Touga's kitty that Anthy gave him*!
"This is just fucken sick right here…" He commented. But, since he didn't really exist cause he
was actually Anthy, nobody really cared.
*(I ran out of people, okay? -Author)
***
"Wait, if I'm dead, how come I'm still here?" Commented Shiori. Mikage snapped out of
wondering.
"It's all about love…" Mikage answered… "You are kept in existence by somebody who loves
you. As long as you are loved as strongly as you are, you continue to exist."
"You mean… Juri?"
"Exactly! You might wanna be a little nicer to her… Oh, by the way, you're now a permanent
kurobara duelist. This means you get a cool outfit and a ring. Oh, and you now gotta act really
really evil. Oop! Never mind, you got that covered…"
Shiori mumbled something unintelligible about Mikage's ancestry.
***
A car drove somewhere in Ohtori, with no driver. Mitsuru's head poked out off the back seat,
blushing and gasping for air. "Helllllpppppp!" He shouted. "She's doing evil things to me! She's
wants to…" A ebony hand reached out and grabbed him back down, where his voice
became a muffled scream, then a moan…
***
Touga Kiryuu, having since left the hysterical Akio, was doing his usual thing. That is, sitting
around Ohtori as students passed by and looking damn fine. With hopes of getting some
since he looked so damn fine. A beautiful girl began to walk toward him. Unfortunately, it was
his sister, pretty much the only girl over the age of 12 he never thought of laying, although he
suspected at times she had other ideas on that… At least until this morning…
Nanami walked up to her brother, looking somewhat nervous. "Onisama…"
"Oh hello Nanami!" Said Touga cheerfully. He looked at her more closely. "Hey, why do you
have a large bump on your forehead?" Nanami blinked for a second, and felt her forehead. A
six-inch bump protruded from where she had been banging it against a wall. A cute little
crisscross of two Band-Aids was on the tip, as appeared on all bumps naturally.
"Umm… Never mind that. Listen Onisama, about this morning…"
"Ohh that…" Said Touga solemnly. Then he smiled again. "Listen Nanami, I was a bit shocked
at first, but I want you to know you're my sister, and whatever your sexual preference, I still
love you. In fact, I'm bit relieved! I actually thought you wanted me for a while! I'm also a little
envious…" He nudged her with his elbow. "You, my dear, have gone where no man has gone
before!"
"But Onisama! It… it… wasn't like that…" She stammered.
He mistaked her fear for nervousness. "Come come now Nanami… No need to be like that.
Like I said, I don't care what your preference is! And if it makes you feel better, I'll prove it…
Watch…" He cupped his hands to his mouth. "Attention all! My sister slept with Juri
Arisuagawa and I love her!"
Immediately, all heads in the area stooped and turned toward the two. The crowd began to
murmur amongst themselves.
"Whaaaat? Nanami? Sleeping with a girl!"
"I thought she was into incest, not homosexuality!"
"Apparently not…"
Nanami had turned a pale white, as she opened and closed her mouth like a fish. She finally
managed to stammer… "Th-th-thanks Onisama… If you'd excuse me, I have to go kill myself
now…" She walked off. Touga, being back in "Looking damn good" mode, simply waved.
***
Juri exited the Kiryuu Mansion, a glint in her eye. She was going to find Touga, rip of his
genitalia and force feed them to him, chop of one of his arms and bitch smack him with it, and
deposit his worthless hide into a vat of boiling oil.
And then, she was going to hurt him…
As she walked down the steps, she was suddenly trampled by three enraged girls. Keiko,
Akio, and Yuuko stopped running as they noticed a change in the feeling of the ground
beneath them…
"Would you please GET OFF!?!?" An irate Juri shouted from underhand. The three girls looked
down, shrieked, jumping off, and then began to shrivel under the glance of Juri.
"Is everybody gonna plow into me to-wak!" She said as the door opened, knocking her over
again. Utena stepped out, Wakaba on her back. Utena walked over Juri and down the steps.
Juri got up again, Armageddon flashing in her eyes…
"Okay! That's it! C'mon! SOMEBODY WALK OVER ME AGAIN! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Utena
was blasted forward by the power of Juri's voice, and right into the groveling trio of girls, who
whimpered even more. Juri took a deep breath…
And was promptly run over by a screaming Nanami.
Nanami was talking in hysterics, crying to herself. She made it three more steps before a hand
stopped her, and picked her off the ground.
It wasn't that Juri's eyes were glowing that made her scary. It wasn't that her hair was floating
up suspended by an unseen power. It wasn't even the fangs that seemed to be growing out
of her mouth. No, what was scary was that her mouth was actually belching flame.
"YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU………" Juri boomed.
"Blah! Oh da de baldfjak reidvla play it again, Sam!" Nanami replied.
The other girls blinked at this. Keiko commented, "Hmmm…. Nanami-sama doesn't seem…
herself."
Aiko nodded. "Yeah. Well, I guess it's natural to suppose that Juri is good at that, too…" Keiko
and Yuuko nodded.
Utena looked confused. "What?"
"Well, everybody knows about Juri's… preference." Yuuko supplied. "And she seems to excel
at everything she does, right? And Touga-sama…" All three of Nanami's henchman took a
second to sigh. Utena and Wakaba sneered in disgust. Yuuko continued, "Revealed that
Nanami and Juri…" she blushed.
Wakaba got it. "Geez, you three think she was so good she did that to Nanami?" Wakaba
whistled. The three all blushed and nodded. "Kuso!" Wakaba commented. "I'm rethinking my
own sexual preference!"
At this, everybody backed away from her. Utena, obviously uncomfortable with the subject,
pointed at Juri. Or rather, the glowing spot of flame that she was presumably inside.
"Ummm…… guys? Shouldn't we do something before she kills Nanami?"
"Nanami-sama!" All three henchmen shouted. Then they looked a second more.
"I'm not going in there!" Said Akio.
Keiko paused for a second. "Oh well, guess we need to find a new backstabbing evil leader."
Yuuko nodded. "Think Mikage needs anyone to serve him?"
Utena snorted in disgust. "Fine! I'll rescue her" and she walked into the flames.
Wakaba sighed and blushed. "What a prince she is!"
The three henchman (henchwomen?) were gathered together in a little huddle. Whispers of
"You ask her!" and "You thought it up!" were heard from the huddle. Finally, Keiko was pushed
forward. She slowly walked up and tapped Wakaba on the shoulder.
"Um, Wakaba, we've been wondering for the whole year… Just what exactly are your feelings
for Utena?"
Wakaba looked surprised. "She's my best friend."
Keiko sweat-dropped. "That's it?!?!?! Nothing more?!?!?!" Wakaba nodded. "What about the
blushing, and the hugging, and the 'boyfriend' bit?"
Wakaba shrugged. "Just a friend." And returned to her gazing.
Keiko eyed her a second, then leaned over whispering to her friends. "Denial." The other two
nodded sagely.
***
Juri was definitely scary like this, Utena decided. The ki-flames emanating from her body
weren't helping at all, but fortunately they didn't seem to be burning anything. Nanami had
finally lapsed into silence, probably because of the clamp on her throat.
Utena walked up slowly to Juri, and murmured nervously. "Umm… Juri-sempai… Maybe you
should put Nanami down before you choke her to death?"
"NOT KILLLLLLL? WHHYYYYYYYYY? WANT TO KILL!" Juri responded, belching a ball of
flame at Utena.
Utena ducked and rolled out of the way as the pavement she had been on liquefied. Oh yes,
definitely scary. "Umm…." She said, trying to think of something good. It didn't seem to be the
time to tell Juri she couldn't do anything. Then it hit her. "Because you want to save your
energy for someone who deserves it more?"
That actually stopped Juri. She cocked her head in confusion.
Utena knew she had her now. "As much as Nanami has annoyed you, let's think about who
really is to blame for everything today. The one who spiked that punch! That numb-nut, cock
sucking, cum guzzling extra crispy crotch waffle* we call…
*insult given to me by Winona Fields. Thanks!
"RUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAAAA?" Juri commented.
"No, not that one! The other one! The one with the red hair?"
"TOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA! EEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!" Juri finished,
causing the ground to tremble.
"Exactly!" Utena said. "Let's kill him instead!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Juri hissed, dropping Nanami, the flames around her beginning
to shrink. "I need to save my anger for him…"
"Me…. too…" Nanami mumbled. "I wanted to deny it at first, but he must have done it! He went
to far!" Nanami gasped, pulling herself to her feat.
As they walked out of the dissipating chi field, the three henchmen and Wakaba sighed in
relief. They had feared an explosion!
"C'mon girls!" shouted Utena. "Touga dies today!"
"Can I join?" a meek voice piped up. Everybody turned toward the voice. Shiori stood there.
But she seemed to look… different somehow. Something in her eyes…
Utena glanced. "What happened to you?"
Shiori thought about it for a second and tried a half-truth. "Kozue." Everybody but Utena
winced.
"What's the big deal?" asked Utena. "Everybody's slept with her… hell, even I…" Everybody's
eyes went wide at this. Utena looked around and suddenly blushed "… knew she slept
around! Yeah, I knew she slept around! Not that I'd know directly or anything, no no no no no
no! Ummm… Anyway, let's focus on the point! We need to find Touga! And make him die!"
"Awwwww……" Keiko murmered. Couldn't we just give him a good talking too? A glance from
Juri silenced her.
***
Mitsuru finally stumbled out of the Akio car, gasping for breath, his pants unzipped, his hair
ruffled. A coating of sweat blanketed him. At least he hoped that was the only body fluid still
on him…
Anthy poked her head up from the car, her hair undone, her glasses nowhere to be seen, her
shirt unbuttoned. Opps! She quickly buttoned it back up. She waved to the stumbling Mitsuru.
"Congratulations! You're a man now! And quite the man, I might add! You could oust Touga
in 2 weeks, tops!" She sighed. That boy had the stamina of 3 men, but she never expected
him to have the proportionate size! Apparently you grew quickly in the service of Nanami. She
hadn't had such enjoyable sex since Uten… Hey, just where was Utena? It'd been what, 5
seconds? She was ready again!
With a chortle from Anthy the car drove off, as her laughter filled the air.
***
Miki Karou closed the piano in the music room. He never intended to use it again.
He was completely silent as he walked into the seitokai elevator and heard the music play.
Maybe Touga was right, the music was getting a little old, he mused. He silently walked out of
the elevator and unto the balcony. He stepped over the balcony, and spread his arms out
wide. He would miss this school, he would miss his life, he would miss his sister, he briefly
regretted that he never really told Anthy how he felt. But such things would soon be past him.
Miki sighed. He hoped it wouldn't be too much trouble to clean up the mess he made after he
jumped the 12 stories…
***
Touga Kiryuu was definitely not a happy little camper. His sister had gone lesbian on him, his
love had slept with his superior's sister, and as he had just found out, his own skill in the
karma sutra was that of an infant compared to said sister. Touga moaned. What else could go
bad for him next?
That's when he saw all the girls, heading toward him. And he regretted asking the question.
He just saw the answer. Literally. It was the look in Juri's eyes that tipped him off. The same
look Miki had given the Seitokai when they had first tried to make him go cold turkey on the
stopwatch usage*. A look of total rage that suggested that no one was gonna stop the bearer
of such eyes. And he was being given that look directly.
*Future fic.
Touga wanted to run but found himself paralyzed on the spot. Probably because chinks of air
around him were falling as ice crystals. His feet were frozen to the spot.
Great. Juri's legendary "Ice glare" had even improved a level.
The girls reached him, and their collective battle auras melted the ice around him. Touga
considered dropping to his knees and pleading for his life but had a feeling they would kill him
the instant he showed fear. He just hoped Juri couldn't smell it on him.
"Ladies… May I ask why I am the apparent object of your aggressions?" he asked, somehow
keeping his voice even.
"Oh Touga, I so enjoyed your party last night." Commented Shiori with a voice of sugar. "Allow
us to show you our collective appreciation!!!!!" She remained smiling, but snarled the last
word.
"Yes Touga, I think we all need to thank you…" Utena smiled. "I only hope you prove able to
take all of our thanks before we are finished…"
"Ladies, I really don't see how that has earned me your ah, thanks…" Touga stammered.
"So delightful, what you put in the punch Touga…" Wakaba said, not even bothering to sugar
coat it. "I woke up with Ruka today". Touga flashed her a look.
"Lucky! I've been trying to get that guy to… I mean… Well, believe it or not, I have no idea
what you're saying about the punch."
Keiko, Yuuko, and Aiko flashed him looks of regret but of determination. "Were very sorry we
have to do this Touga…" Yuuko said.
"… but it really must be done you know…" Aiko finished.
"I'm afraid I agree, Onisama…" Nanami said, tears in her eyes "I'll always remember you
fondly…"
Touga was visibly sweating now "Girls! I swear I really didn't spike the punch! I… oh hell" and
with that, he turned and ran for his life. He made it 3 yards or so before he suddenly stopped.
Miki's stopwatch had just clattered to the ground. He looked up, at the seitokai building, to see
Miki would soon be following. He gasped, turning towards the direction of the elevator,
hoping to reach the boy in time to stop him.
Then, out of his peripheral vision, he saw Juri's fist coming towards his face, and his world
erupted in stars. He tried to say something, tried to point up, but the fist was coming at him
again through a haze of red…
Touga Kiryuu's world dissolved into darkness, and he knew no more.
To be concluded…
Next episode:
Utena: What? The author is finally gonna finish it?
Anthy: The next episode is the last, yes.
Utena: So that means this whole mess will be over soon?
Anthy: Well, the author does have other stuff in mind…
Utena: Moans damn it…
Utena: Well, at least the next scream is the last! And also… alternate endings and rejected
scenes!
Anthy: Shouldn't we talk about the episode?
Utena: Nah, what's the point? Anything we say is likely to be simply changed by the time that
idiot actually gets to finishing it… I just hope it's this year!
Anthy: He swears up and down that this time he will be hard at work…
Utena: Sarcastic Yeah, and he also doesn't like hentai.
Anthy: I see your point…
Utena: Ah well. For those of you who haven't lost faith in the man entirely, Kagato will finish
scream, and promises not to let the fic get as serious as it has toward the end of this chapter…
So please please wait till scream 5!
Anthy: The ultimate destiny apocalypse!
Utena: Why do you say that so much?
Anthy: Sooner or later, it'll be the title of one of the episodes. It's a good name! Smiles I'm
gonna keep saying that till somebody actually uses it just to shut me up!
Utena: … That's it?
Anthy: Yep!
Utena: Backs away slowly
Okay, I swear to god the next Scream will be better. But I wasn't even a third done with what I
thought would be the final chapter and I realized I better churn this bit out before the few
people that know I existed just gave up all hope. So there is part 4. Please forgive me. Part 5
will have much less taste, more dirty gags, some action, some romance, some mice/monkey
hybrids, and a free slushy. Well, most of those things. Apologies again.
