Disclaimer: i don't own anything Gundam Wingish in the slightest

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to get this out.....but i did and thats gotta count for something right? Anywayz, hope you enjoy this^^

Truth or Dare- Gundam Style #9

"Its not funny anymore Hilde, where's the camera!?" Wu-Fie's shout could be heard from Mars. In addition to the range, it had the capability to awake everyone who heard it. For instance, the G-boys and girls.

"Can't you shut-up for half a second!" This time it was Trowa who shouted. "You've been going on and on all morning. Go outside and practise your fighting skills or something, leave the rest of us alone!" Trowa threw a pillow and hit Wu-Fie squarely in the head.

"No I will not shut up, and do you know why?" Wu-Fie was so drastic it seemed he was about to pop.

"No, but please Wu-Fie, enlighten us"

"Don't encourage him Heero. Who knows how old we'll be before he finishes his explanation" This time it was Duo's voice that cut through the sea of complaints that had flooded the room. He was now sitting up on a cushion and rubbing sleep from his eyes.

"Would you all please SHUT UP!! Some people are trying to sleep here" Relena's voice pierced the air as it always had in important political affairs. She just had that kind of voice.

Everyone turned to stare at her in shock and awe. Duo was the first to speak (as always).
"Wow Rel, I always knew you had it in you and to think-....OWWW!" The cushion that Duo had been sitting on was suddenely pulled out from under him.

"Have you any idea what time is it?"

"No we haven't Noin, but we're all sure you'll tell us, won't you?"

"As a matter-of-fact, I will Dorothy. It is 6:45 a.m." Her voice was soft but firm and she plastered a cheesy fake smile on her face. "Have you any idea what that means? It means I've only been asleep for 2hours, and you don't want to see me in a bad mood, do you? Cause thats what I'll be in if I don't sleep for more than six of those hours. Now have I made myself clear?"

"Sir yes, sir" replied everyone as they saluted regally. They were now all awake.

"Its ma'am and very good. Now please go to sleep" She nestled back into the blanket that had been resting comfortablyon her lap until then.

As Milliardo was mimicking his fiance, Duo complained once more "But I'm not tired anymore, can't we finish playing truth or dare?"

"Well if you're not tired anymore, find something recreational to do" suggested Cathy as she also began to snuggle in her surrounding blankets to try and get more comfortable.

"Ya, like shutting up" was Quatre's muffled suggestion from under his own covers. The bonnet still intact and neatly placed on his head. It was difficult for Relena to look at Quatre now with out blushing furiously. The clothes used in the fashion show were hers after all.

"Quatre, can you please take that off of your head, you don't need it and you never will. At least I hope not...." The girls all laughed at what Dorothy had to say, the guys only looked on, confused.

"Why not, my head gets cold too!" argued Quatre, he didn't want to loose his 'bonnet' "Besides, Relena doesn't use it. I've never even seen her with it on"

"I hope not, cause if you had, Heero would be very jealous" The girls began laughing once more as Relena's blush deepened.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Heero, hurt and confused. He didn't mind making fun of people, but when he was the joke....well....lets just ask one question: Is there a doctor in the house?

"Well...since we're all up, why don't we finish the game? I want to get you girls back" The evil smirk on Trowa's face was enough to tell the girls to watch out, they might actually need that doctor after all.

"Sounds good to me....." said Wu-Fie menacingly. His look menacingness was enough to bring Sally to a laughing fit that led her to fall backwards and start crying, but other than that, they were all silent.

After about an hour and a half of negociations, like for example no pinching in any of the dares, they were ready to begin.

The guys all huddled in a corner to confer. Once they were done, which was approximately 10 seconds later, they were ready for their turn.

Heero spoke for the group: "Girls, we all dare you to be our slaves for the next two hours"

"What about me?" asked Milliardo, astonished they forgot about him.

"Milliardo, we dare you to stay locked up in a closet with the knowlegde that your house may be falling down around your ears and you can't do a thing about it" Heero's voice was cool and calm, as if he knew exactly what was going to happen next. Which of course he did not.

The girls all nodded their apprehension of the dare and no one complained or gave the slightest hint of fear, except Milliardo of course. He was beginning to hyper-ventalate.

"B-but my h-h-house! I can't let y-you hurt my beautiful house!" he pleaded "PLease give me another dare, anything! Just don't hurt my house...." his complaints became a soft whimper as he was ushered to a closet by Trowa and Quatre.

"Now you girls....." Heero, Duo and Wu-Fie all smirked, showing blinding white teeth as they clapped their hands together in the sense of determination.

"I call Cathy!" said Trowa quickly as he came running into the room. (A/N: They are NOT siblings in my story)

"Fine, but I get Hilde" That was Duo's voice. Hilde instantly knew she was doomed.

"Relena.....Your mine" this was Heero's voice.

"I get Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy!" Quatre's excitedness was getting the better of him.

"Then I get you woman" Wu-Fie pointed to Sally who was sitting Indian-style on the floor.

"Oh joy" she muttured under her breath. Wu-Fie glared but let it go.

They all led their victims to different corners of the house and began to explain the situation and what they were expected to do.

"Now, we have two hours to make you do anything we want except for the things arranged in our negociations" explained Heero to Relena " Now we will begin by having you clean wing Zero"

"But I thought you didn't let anyone touch Wing Zero" replied Relena coolly. Wing Zero was big and she did not want to have to scrub all of that.

"Thats why you'll be using this" She turned her head in Heero's direction and noticed a broomstick. On it was taped a small toothbrush.

"You can't be serious......" Her complaint was ignored as Heero stuck the broomhandle under her nose. "It isn't getting any cleaner you know"

Relena sighed and got to work. She prayed this was all she would have to do.

~~~~~Another part of the house~~~~~

Duo had just finished explaining the rules to Hilde when he fished inside his pocket to pull out a pen and some sheets of paper.

"First things first. Before I start you on the hard work, I want you to write a ten page love letter to me. In small type." he handed the sheets and pen over to Hilde. "Oh, and I will be re-reading this and if you don't do it write, you'll have to re-do it. Also, it might just find its way to the bulletin board at school.

Hilde gulped. She had spent the last year denying what everyone thought of Duo and Hilde being a couple. After this, she would probably have to do some popularity damage-control.

~~~~~Another part of the house~~~~~

Quatre had also just finished explaining the rules.

"Alright, before we start, I want to know straight out. Is this really a bonnet?" Dorothy stared at him for a second before she cracked and burst out laughing.

"I can't believe you lived in a house full of sisters and you don't know what its for" She managed to get that out before she began laughing once more.

When Dorothy did quiet down, she explained what it actually was and what it did. "Its called a bra Quatre...it ummmm...well....-" It took her half an hour to get quatre to understand exactly what a 'bra' did. When she was done, Quatre took of the bra immediately and swore he would never look at Relena the same again.

~~~~~Another part of the house~~~~~

After Trowa explained the rules, he got right down to the point.

"Put this on" He handed Cathy a string bikini.

""First of all, no. Second of all, where did you find this?" Cathy stared at the little thing, arms crossed over her chest.

"When we were looking for outfits in Rel's room. Now put it on, or you disobey the truth or dare rules!" He looked at Cathy, eyes wide. He honestly didn't believe she would do that.

"I'm not putting it on" She announced finally.

"Now, you don't want me to have to put it on you, do you?" He came up beside cathy and lightly touched her shoulder. Cathy yelped, grabbed the cloth, and scampered out the room to put it on.

Trowa smirked. This is going to be fun after all....

~~~~~Another part of the house~~~~~

Wu-Fie had also just finished explaining the rules.

"So, whats my first job?" asked Sally while yawning. She didn't think Wu-Fie would make her do much anyways. He never let anyone touch his stuff. But to her surprise, ballet shoes were thrust into her face.

"Clean them" Sally snapped to attention, this should be easy...she thought. She reached for a rag.

"Clean them with this" he stole the rag from her grasp and placed a cuetip in her hand. "Scrub them down until they're spotless"

She looked at the shoes to find it would be harder than originally thought. The shoes were grimy, dirty and....was that mold! Yuck!! Still, knowing that Wu-Fie danced ballet made her snicker.

"I didn't know you danced ballet, when your next performance? I'll come and cheer you on" The smile on her face grew when Wu-Fie couldn't meet her eyes.

"Just get to work"

~~~~~Another part of the house~~~~

Snoring could be heard by the prisoner in the closet.

"Noin! I demand to be let out immediately!! This is my house and I will not have people tearing it down!" Shouted Milliardo angrily.

"From there you will" muttered Noin from under her breath. She turned on her other side and began her deep slumber once more......

TBC

A/N: So how was that? Remember, the more reviews, the sooner the next one comes out. Also, if you have any ideas and wouldn't mind letting me borrow them, please share. Thanx^.~ Until next time- minda^^