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Duo: Golly......calm down.
Ron: Hell no!
Heero: That's it...*pulls out whip*
Ron: Eep! *runs*


A/N: Let's all hope that the following will never happen....ever! I apologize to anyone I happen to upset (not), or offend (whatever). Please read and continue with EXTREME CAUTION!!!


Ron: Let's see...to begin...I had once promised myself that I would never, ever, ever, write something like this, but I'm hyper, so...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Duo: Why doesn't this seem like a very smart idea?
Heero: Duh.
Ron: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....let's begin.....




"When Ron Meets The Assholes....oops...the G-Boys"

Narrator: One day as our very kind, sweet, beautiful teenage girl Ron was walking down the street. She fell into a pothole and died.

Ron: You ARE getting paid you realize.....
Narrator: Oh! Ah-erm.

Narrator: One day our teenage friend was walking on the sidewalk down a very busy street when suddenly! A HUGE BALL OF LIGHT FRIED HER ASS AND SHE DIED!

Ron: Baka...where's the back up?
Trowa: I'll do it.
Ron: No! You're one of the main characters.
Trowa: Damn.
Quatre: Buahahahahahahaha!!! Thought you could get out of that one huh?
Trowa and Ron: O.o

Narrator 2: One fine day our friend was sitting in her house typing on her computer. When all of a sudden a bright light consumed the room and she was pulled into a different dimension.

Ron: *whack* This isn't very interesting.
Duo: Give me that keyboard!
Ron: No! It's mine!
*fight starts*
Duo: I have won!!
Ron: *sniffle* Not fair.
Duo: Buahahahahahaha!


A/N : Sorry 'bout that! Let's see if we can start something more on the interesting side.......

Fast Talkers Suck!

Duo: Icantalkfast!
Quatre: Good for you.
Duo: Isn'tthatsocool?
Trowa: Um...not-
Duo: It'sabsolutelyneato!
Trowa: You interru-
Duo:Didyousaysomething?
Trowa: Yes, I nee-
Duo: Anyhoo,what'shappenin'people?
Trowa: *beats Duo with rying pan* Aaah.....
Quatre: Erm....

The End


The Store

Heero: Going shopping!
Quatre: For what?
Heero: For..eheh eheh eheh eheh.
Duo: Oh...for eheh eheh eheh eheh.
Heero and Duo: Eheh eheh eheh eheh.
Wufei: What the hell?
Trieze: Oooh..bad. Now we're going to have to wash out your mouth with soap.
Wufei: Kiss my ass.
Trieze: Gladly.
Quatre: Ewww.....
Heero: Interesting...ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

The End

Oops!

Ron: I swear they're gay.
Duo: Yeah.
Quatre: *in another room w/Trowa.* Oh..oh..ouch!
Trowa: Oops.
Duo: *snicker*
Ron: *sweatdrop* No.

The End

When You Get Heero High On Sugar

Ron: Oi! Hee-kun?
Heero: Yes?
Duo: Please....god no....
Ron: What am I to you?
Duo: He's high......
Heero: You are my beautiful, shapely, kind, SUGAR MOMMA!!!!
Ron: Aw....sugar always works on vanity....

The End

Heero: That wasn't even the least bit funny.
Ron: *jumps on Heero pggyback style* I love you too honey!
Heero: If only I had my gun.......
Ron: ..... I would shove it up your ass.
Heero: You know me too well.
Ron: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!