" All Hell has Broken Lose

All Hell Has Broken lose!

By: Anya & Tamoko

{Note: the language that is used in this story has no intended relation to any known language}

Love is something that no matter how hard you don't want to believe is always there, and can never be ridden of.

But, the only problem is, you have to get used to that feeling.

Piccolo walked down the stairs from the main floor, after assisting in the translation of the new " visitors" language. He put his hand to his head, and rubbed it as if it were sore.

" Dammed girl… I didn't see that one coming…"He growled to himself and sat down in one of the empty recliners.

She went after both Vejita and me but she hesitated to even look at Gokuo. Can she read power levels? Well, one things for sure…if she is going to get comfy, she's got another thing coming.

Just as Piccolo finished that thought, Vejita came down the stairs, holding his head as well.

" I SWEAR! IF IT WEREN'T FOR BULMA, I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER RIGHT THEN AND THERE, THAT BITCH!" He went over and faced the wall, intending to kick a good hole into it. But he knew that Piccolo was watching him and he didn't want him to see how much " the little unsuperior girl" had gotten him angry.

" What the hell are YOU looking at, huh?" Vejita snapped. Piccolo wryly smiled to himself and laughed a small laugh.

" Ah…I knew it…" He shook his head and looked away from Vejita who had a scornful look on his face.

" Knew what?! Are you trying to tell me that you have a death wish?"

" Oh, I'm so afraid! Mommy, come, please hide me, for I am afraid of the small man who gets hit by little girls and goes home crying to his wife! WAH! MOMMY! I'M A-SCARED!" Piccolo held up his arms as if he were protecting himself while Vejita just closed his eyes, tilted his head to one side and laughed to himself.

" Oh, very cute."

" Isn't it?" He knew he was rattling Vejita's cage, but it was fun. Y'know, the way his forehead twitched, his face grew red, his fists bawled up, it was a most daft sight.

" Yeah, tough guy? Get out of my house." Vejita pointed "to the door" without looking. Piccolo sat, looking quite confused.

" Umm…that's the kitchen…"

" Wha-?" Vejita looked to where his index finger was pointing and stood there for a minute or two, out of embarrassment. " Well…you know what the hell I mean!"

" What's the matter? Can't you take it?" He stood up, readying himself for a fight.

" You mo.-" Vejita's words were interrupted by Bulma's

" Hey, you guys, I need you back up here."

" OH! NO WAY!" Vejita cocked his head to the side as he placed his hands on his hips.

" NOW!" She screamed.

" Damn that woman!" He muttered under his breath as he walked away to get upstairs.

" I HEARD THAT!" The prince paused at the shrilling sound of Bulma's voice and upped his shoulders.

" Rrrrgggghhhhh"

" And you're actually gonna listen to her!" Piccolo started laughing but…

" YOU TOO PICCOLO!"

" Damn!"

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Later on upstairs.

" C'mon! She can't be that harmful, can she?" Yamucha slyly walked over to the bedpost on which the visitor was, for their own protection, chained to, and sat down. The girl had watched him the whole time.

" She's too good looking to be on the opposing side." He laughed to himself, while everyone looked at him like he had snapped.

" Koher! Nain-de'rik`na ujeno!" The girl snapped while looking awfully disgusted. Vejita laughed out loud and Yamucha put one eyebrow up and kept the other down. Piccolo looked over in Vejita's direction and sneered. " What did she say?"

" Holder of the prick, that is absolutely disgusting!' HAHAHAHAH!" He continued laughing to himself as Yamucha got up, offended.

" Yeah, well tell her to shove it!" He walked off.

" Somo iei ibidya kudaso." Vejita smiled. The girl looked offended, finally!

" TASI-OH!" She grew quite aggressive but she smiled.

" SHE SAID " GLADLY!" Vejita said as he smiled again.

" Okay...where's Bulma?" Gokuo looked around, lost.

" She went to make a translator, for our guest."

" Well…what do we do while we're waiting?" Piccolo leaned up against the frame of the door.

" …How about we let her out of the chains for now?" Gokuo asked innocently.

" NANI?!" Piccolo and Vejita both looked over at him at the same time. After what they had experienced before, that was NOT an option.

" Well, if we don't, then she won't gain our trust!" He argued.

" There IS NO trust TO GAIN!"

" Too bad." While he walked over to the bed and took the chains off of her wrists and she watched every move Gokuo made.

" Kohstfuo d'ton?"

" There!" He turned to the two, and smiled the " Ha, I did it" smile.

Piccolo's eyes widened and he got the sudden urge to use his eye lasers.

" What was that for?!"

" Sorry, sudden reflex. Gotta hate that."

" You know, you've been pretty cocky since she came here" Gokuo's eyebrows lowered, and he grew mad. Vejita looked back and forth between Piccolo and Gokuo and smiled when he looked last at Gokuo.

" Gokuo…? He's ALWAYS been cocky!"

" What was that I heard small prick?"

" You heard me, you mothe-shiiiiiiiiiit! RUUUUN!" Vejita turned and practically threw himself out of the window as the girl got up and drew what seemed to be a harmless pocketknife, but in a blink of an eye it was transformed into a huge sword. She then raised the sword ready to strike…

But, sadly, Piccolo and Gokuo were too slow to look.

BAM!

The girl's sword came down.

SMACK!

The sword came crashing down right in front of Piccolo's face.

SHIT!

Piccolo screamed and she swung again, this time at Gokuo.

OWIEZ!

Gokuo yelled as he ran out of the room, holding his head, making sure it was still there.

FUCK!

Vejita yelled as he fell out of the window.

" Na-ka'jit…" She threw her sword down, grabbed Piccolo's shirt, and placed her lips onto Piccolo's.

What the hell is she doing to me? Trying to devour my tongue?! Ow ow…okay can I have my tongue back now? Wait never mind keep doing that.

" Mmmmmm……." She made this, this nasil sound or something like that, that totally made Piccolo 100% afraid. Like she was getting a massage treatment or something.

Oh…wait a minute here…Isn't this what Vejita is always bragging about?!

And as if the girl had heard what he said, she pushed him away and laughed.

"Kohstfuo?"

" Nani?" she nodded her head 'yes' at Piccolo saying, " What?"

" Okay … uh could you put me down now."

" Kohstfuo?"

" Down." he pointed towards the floor.

She set him down and let go of his shirt.

Man she is fucked up. Why does she keep doing that? Its like she can't make up her mind on whether or not she should kill me or subdue me.

" Sonia aibidoh?" she put her arms around his waist.

" W-what are you doing?" His eyes went wide.

" She asked you to tell her your name." Said Vejita who walked into the room rubbing his shoulder. Zofie crossed her arms over her chest, while glancing a look at Vejita, then she turned her attention back to Piccolo.

" Well…tell her I'm Piccolo and ask her who she is."

" Sono aikho Piccolo-San sonia aibidoh?" he said as he gestured towards Piccolo.

" Sono aikho Zofie sonia aibidoh?"

" Vejita-san"

" What'd she say?"

" Her name is Zofie and I told her my name as well" Vejita cocked his head over to the side and he closed his eyes and wryly smiled to himself.

Piccolo doesn't understand what she is saying, and until Bulma can make the translator I am the only one who can!

" Sao?" Zofie looked questioned. Vejita looked over in her direction as if he had forgotten something.

" Oh, fasuite dana." He blushed.

" Ca'ji danecui-tei tsuimafdreis! !" She became hostile…While Piccolo was absolutely lost on the subject.

" What the hell did you say to her, Vejita?"

" I said, " Oops, I'm so sorry" and she said " Oh, you are so very welcome! Forget about me like that again, will you?!"

" If you ask me, she sounds like a spoiled brat!" He laughed and went to go walk away but Vejita spoke to Zofie.

" Iksiortu camir so-te korie! Samabie fourts!" Vejita laughed and Zofie turned beet red.

" TAI-DE-SA!" The hyperventilating was beginning to scare both Vejita and Piccolo but she stopped and evilly smiled. " Gkin-tlip meare?"

" Vejita…"

" …No…I-I don't know what she said…" He shrugged his shoulders. "Kohstfuo?"

" Taaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii-deeeeeeeeee-saaaaaaaaaaaa" She seemed to be saying it as if Vejita and Piccolo were stupid. Piccolo seemed to understand her this time.

" …You'd better run…" He stood there as if he were paralyzed. He didn't even blink. Which was a bad mistake. She ran after Piccolo, before he could even respond she slammed him into the wall. She then grabbed his shirt and flung him down the hall towards the stairwell. He got up she walked over to him pressed him up against the wall and kissed him. Piccolo pushed her away in dismay, It was starting to scare him, this… this attention.

" STOP THAT!"

Vejita came out of the room but Zofie didn't see him.

"Stop what?"

" S-she kissed me again she keeps doing that… it's… it's annoying me."

Vejita burst out laughing. He couldn't believe that someone actually would Kiss Piccolo!

Her expression turned from a devilish one to a psychotic one. Suddenly her arm shot out and grabbed Piccolo's arm.

"What the..."

She dragged him down the stairs, Vejita followed them. Everyone who was in the living room looked up and watched them come down. Zofie stopped and looked at everyone who was looking right back. She panned around the room, and sitting in a chair was Yamucha, she immediately let go of Piccolo. She slowly walked over to him and…slapped him across the face.

" What was that for?"

Gokuo, who was watching this whole thing, tensed up just a little.

" Koslowshita."

"..V-vejita?..w-"

" Go to hell. " Vejita told him before he could finish his sentence.

" Tell her to go fuck her self!"

" Sure…e-" Vejita began but Piccolo interrupted him.

" Ell-osde' pauk. "

Zofie's eyes narrowed, she picked up Yamucha and flung him to the other room while powering up preparing for a fight. In an instant while Yamucha landed and skidded to a stop on the floor, Gokuo got up and grabbed Zofie's arm.

" Hey! …NO… we don't do that here!" he yelled.

She looked for once shocked, and powered down. Yamucha got up, ran over to Zofie and hit her across the face. She took the blow but it only mad her angrier.

" YAMUCHA WHAT I TOLD HER GOES FOR YOU ALSO!"

" SORRY…BUT SHE STARTED IT."

Zofie twisted out of Gokuo's grasp and kicked Yamucha Right Square in groin, he screamed and fell to his knees.

" OUCH! YOU MOTHER F-"

Zofie quickly went to the side of him, kicked him across the room and into the kitchen wall which cut him off short from his sentence.

"HEY!" Gokuo grabbed onto both of her arms and pulled them behind her back, almost to the breaking point. She did not struggle this time, she instead simply flipped out of his hold kicking him in the chin and sending him flying. He rushed at her, now facing him she rushed as well, Gokuo punched out with all the power and brute force he had, hitting her chest and sent her flying into the wall. She hit and fell, he rushed her again picking her up and throwing her outside. She landed hitting the ground and rolling over once or twice. She weakly sat up wiped the blood from her mouth that had begun to bleed again. He looked down upon her, his eyes stern and serious, she looked down ashamed of herself, and pulled her legs close to her body, unable to look up but she could hear everyone come outside to see what had happened.

" You ok Gokuo?"

Kuririn came to Gokuo's side first then followed Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Yamucha, Vejita and finally Piccolo.

" Yeah fine."

She looked up and over at Piccolo, then quickly looked down and away. He reminded her of her father how strong he had been and she, through all of her life had never even come close to what her father had been. She had tried so hard but something had been preventing her from becoming any stronger. Until recently...

"What's wrong with her?"

" I don't know Goten."

Gohan walked up to Zofie, kneeled down put a hand under her chin and lifted it up, the look of hatred and sorrow in her eyes.

"Aw dad, she's hurt."

"Serves her right!"

"Yamucha be a little less cold hearted."

Yamucha shook his head and walked off. A tear slipped down Zofie's face and landed onto Gohan's hand.

" Aw don't cry come on."

He wiped another tear that had begun to fall, she turned away from them to ashamed to even look back.

Chi-chi called from inside the house...

"Hey everyone time for dinner!"

"That sounds like a good idea!"

Vejita walked off towards the house, Trunks following him and as well as Goten.

"What about her?"

"Go …I'll watch her."

"You sure Piccolo?"

"…Yes..."

"Well okay."

Every one ran into the house, hungry as the day they were born. Zofie looked back and at Piccolo, he walked up towards her. She stood her back still to him with tears still falling down her face, he crossed his arms over his chest and watched her.

" Come on…stop being a baby."

She didn't move. He quickly grabbed her shoulders and turned her around. With his hands resting on her shoulders, his warm and gentle, yet firm touch reminded her of her father. She wanted to get closer and stay that way forever…

"What's with you?"

She put her hand to the side of his face, she pulled him closer unable to stand it anymore, before was just to see what type of reaction he would have but now It was different. She placed her lips onto his, he didn't pull away this time, instead his hands slipped to her waist and he pulled her closer.

Vejita who had glanced out the window while in the middle of devouring his 5th helping of food, almost choked on it when he inhaled at the site outside.

"You okay Vejita?"

"*Cough*…Yeah…*Cough*…fine, hurry look outside."

" Why?"

"Just do it!"

Everyone got up and went to the window then they all gasped at the site of Piccolo and Zofie engaged in a kiss.

"Didn't think he'd have the guts!" Yamucha came up behind everyone and tried to get a glance at what was happening.

"Bullshit look he is totally enjoying that…wait a minute"

Vejita leaned closer to the window, mouth full of food again.

"…Ha! I knew it!"

"What?" asked Gokuo

"They're using their tongues!"

Piccolo felt eyes watching them, he looked back and saw everyone at the window. Then he saw Yamucha's lips move to form the words ' Asshole '. He looked back at Zofie, then back at the window, he got the sudden urge to tease the hell out of them. He turned her around again, but now she was standing in front of him and they were both facing the window. He started kissing her neck while taking off her armor, then taking off the small shirt under it, if they wanted to watch he was going to give them a show. He saw everyone back away eyes wide and a scared look upon their faces, as he threw armor and shirt to the floor. Un-moved by her exquisite breast's he continued to kiss her neck as he took off her bra. Inside though Gokuo, Yamucha, Vejita and Gohan all looked on in awe.

"Damn she is so…" Yamucha stammered but all the time watched on, as Piccolo undid her pants slowly…

"Oh just rip the fucking things off! Stop stalling!"

" Yamucha!"

"Sorry it's just killing me, how can he control himself like that!"

"He's a Nameknian he isn't intrigued by her body unlike us."

"So?"

Back outside Piccolo slipped off her underwear, and turned her around to face him. He looked down at her, and for once saw how beautiful her body really was, her skin a prefect shade of greenish-blue and smooth as silk. Though inside they all saw on her back a beautiful tattoo of a dragon, holding a crystal ball with a star on it.

"Huh! Look at that…"

"What her ass yes that is nice but the dragon thingy on her back is nicer."

Vejita hit Gokuo upside the head.

"Ow! Hey!"

"Of course you idiot! You didn't let me finish!"

"Sorry"

"Almost looks like the eternal dragon only different colors and the ball with the star on it looks like a dragon ball but, it is blue with a white star not orange with a red star."

Piccolo shook his head and came out of the trance he was in, then looked up and at the window.

"Heh…good they're still watching."

He kissed her again, and let his hands slip down her back and rested themselves on her buttocks. She grabbed onto his shirt and with a tug she ripped it off completely. She took her hands and let them move up towards his neck, she pulled him closer and kissed him.

Yamucha unable to stand it anymore ran outside, Gokuo, Gohan and Vejita following him. Piccolo was too involved with kissing Zofie to even look up at them, even when Yamucha went up and screamed in his ear.

"Enough! I can't stand it anymore!"

He pushed Piccolo away and grabbed onto Zofie, before she could gather what had happened he kissed her.

She pushed him away and ran to Piccolo's side. Yamucha tried to come after her but Gokuo stepped in the way.

"Yamucha! Inside now, leave her alone!"

"How can I when HE is undressing HER right in front of ME! If anything I should be kissing HER not HIM!"

"YAMUCHA!"

Stemmed and pissed off Yamucha stormed into the house, Gokuo turned to Piccolo.

"Not here guys."

"You shouldn't have been watching in the first place."

"I know but still…"

Piccolo shrugged and looked down to find Zofie not there. He looked around the area, but she was no where. He heard something fly over his head, he looked up and sure enough it was Zofie already re-dressed and floating in the air. She blew a kiss to him then shot out of there as fast as she could go.

"Where is she going?"

"I don't know. Piccolo?"

"Huh?"

"Never mind I'm going inside, Vejita?"

"What?"

"Coming?"

"Yeah."

They both went into the house to finish they're dinner. Piccolo remained there for awhile though thinking and wondering…

What's happening to me…what is this girl doing to me?

The End