A Crazy Day in the Neighborhood
By: HarukaNicole and HotaruEmily

Disclaimers: We don't own Sailor Moon. Those rights belong to Takeuchi Naoko, Kodansha, TOEI Animation, DiC, Cwi, Pioneer, and probably some more people I forgot about.

Authors' Note: In chat format; excessive Michiru bashing- you have been warned. Also, we have this theory about Michiru's hair-it is made of plastic. It never gets small and changes color with the temperature. Come on...you know we're right.

A Crazy Day in the Neighborhood: Part 1

One day, Haruka and Hotaru were walking down the street when they saw something awful! Then Haruka realized what it was when its hair bumped into a building and made a noise.

Hotaru: Michiru-mama! You smell funny!
Michiru: (looking offended) What are you talking about? I smell the same way I always do!
Hotaru: Yeah. Stinky.
Michiru: Now, wait a minute! I've been country line dancing! ::smile::
Haruka: Well that can certainly make someone get sweaty. See, Princess? Your mama doesn't always stink.
Hotaru: (under her breath) That's what you think!
Michiru: ANYWAY, let's get home so we can have another of my lovely dinners, shall we? ::smile::
Hotaru: ::runs away::
Haruka and Michiru: ::sweatdrop::
Michiru: Anyway, let's go home now. I made squid casserole! ::smile::
Haruka: ::runs away::
Michiru: ::gets the runs::
Michiru: ::looks confused:: Well, now, THAT was strange...
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Haruka: Well, Hotaru, did you enjoy your Happy Meal?
Hotaru: Y-
Michiru: Well, NOW! THERE you are! I've been lookING all oVER for you! ::smile::
Haruka: Oh, well... we got lost on our way home.
Michiru: ::nods understandingly:: Oh, I see. Don't feel bad, that happens to me all the time. ::smile::
Hotaru: We're SO sorry we missed all your wonderful food, but we're all full now.
Michiru: It's okay. The squid casserole is all gone now. I invited Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako over to eat it, but then Makoto accidentally set it on fire and threw it out the window. ::smile::
Haruka: That's... too bad.
Michiru: Yeah, I hate it when that happens! ::smile::
Haruka: Well, you know how clumsy Makoto is... anyway, I'm tired. How about you, Hotaru?
Hotaru: zzzzzz...
Michiru: HOTARU! ANSWER YOUR FATHER!
Haruka: Uh...I think she's asleep.
Michiru: Really? How can you tell? ::smile::
Haruka: .....
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Haruka: ::tucks Hotaru into bed::
Michiru: I'm hungry. ::smile::
Haruka: Oh.
Michiru: ::jumps out the window::
Haruka: ::eyebrow twitch::
Michiru: (yelling up through the window) I JUST HAFTA GIT SUMTIN' TA EAT!
Haruka: Uh...you know...you did just jump out of a first-floor window...why were you yelling, again...?
Michiru: Well, you know...BOY, DID I TELL YOU HOW HUNGRY I WAS? ::smile::
Hotaru: Haruka-papa! Tell her to shut her face!
Mamoru: Hi!
Michiru: ::has anime hearts in her eyes:: I think I'm in love!
Haruka: ...
Michiru: I MEAN...WHAT A RETARD?...! ::SMILE::
Haruka: Um...yeah...
Mamoru: I...think I have to leave now... ::runs away::
Michiru: ::frowns:: Why is everyone running away from me all the time? It's not like there's anything WRONG with me! ::looks at Haruka:: Is there?
Haruka: ...
Michiru: IS THERE?
Haruka: ::shuts the window::
Michiru: ::frowns:: ::shrugs her shoulders:: I guess that means, "Of course there's nothing wrong with you, my darling Michiru!" Anyway, there was something I wanted to do...oh, yeah! ::smiles and jumps into a lake::