Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, and won't make any money off this.

A/N: Ok this is way out of the GW time zones, mainly because no one knows each other.

School: the final frontier

By Race Baj



Razz woke up to a scream from the next room. "Razz, lets go, its time for breakfast!" Razz grunted and got changed, he then stumbled downstairs. "Hi Dog face." The same voice greeted him. Razz just looked at him and poured some cereal. He ate and went off to school. He was joined by the guy who woke him up and they strapped on roller blades and skated off. Soon however they came up to Duo who was skateboarding.

"Hi Razz." He said cheerfully.

"Yo Duo, `sup?"

"Nothing, who is he?" Duo asked as he glanced at Race.

"Oh, he's just my Baka older brother Race."

"Hiya." Race said. The three didn't say much until they got to school.

"Well, I gotta go." Race stated, "its not good for my public image to be seen with you guys." Race ran off to catch up with another older guy.

"I better get some stuff out of my locker." Razz said as he ran away. Duo walked to his own locker and opened it. He took out a swimsuit magazine and started gawking at the girls in it, but then he heard a voice behind him.

"Hi Duo." The voice said, Duo spun around to see Hilde.

"Uhh, hi Hilde."

"Duo I thought what you said about me yesterday was very sweet, and I was thinking I will give you the honour of taking me to a movie."

"Oh goody." Duo muttered sarcastically to himself.

"What was that?" Hilde asked.

"I would love to, what's playing."

"Nice save." glitch chuckled as he walked up to his locker.

"What's he talking about?" Hilde said suspiciously.

"Him, oh he was just commenting on, uhh.... a hockey game last night. Weren't you!" With that Duo elbowed glitch in the chest.

"Huh, oh, yeah."

"Ok Duo, anyway, pick me up at 7, ok."

"Sure thing Hilde." Duo smiled as she walked away. After she left Duo proceeded to smash his head against the locker while glitch just laughed.

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Elsewhere

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Razz's first class was Drama, that day they were doing an act from Romeo and Juliet, before he sat down he switched the copy of the play on an unoccupied desk with one that looked identical. He then sat down beside a young boy with blond hair. "This is going to be great Brad." Razz laughed as he put his feet up on the desk.

"Hmm." The blond boy who Razz called Brad said.

"Alright students," the teacher said as she walked in. "Lets start, Heero, you can be our Romeo." She said to the boy who Razz had switched copies of the play with. "And Marg, you play Juliet. Ok Marg, you start."

"Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?" Marg began.

"Sorry Juliet." To everyone's surprise Heero read. "I had to step out to use the little boys room." The class room erupted in laughter and Heero blushed.

"Mr. Yuy!" The teacher yelled.

"I'm reading what it says in the script." Heero protested and tossed the teacher his copy.

"This script has been tampered with! Class dismissed!" A very frustrated, and very stressed teacher said. Everyone walked outside and Razz took a bow. The class erupted in laughs and clapping, then a shout rang out.

"Ome o Kurosu!" Heero shouted.

"Uh oh." Razz gulped as he took off into the halls trying to dodge students as Heero chased him. "Over the top!" Razz shouted as he hopped over a student tying his shoes, Heero just pushed him over and ran past. Razz kept picking up speed but Heero always was still gaining on him. He turned the corner but when Heero did Razz was no where to be seen. Heero grunted and walked off then a banging was heard from a locker. Brad, who was standing in front of the locker opened it and Razz came out. "Thanks man." He gasped. Brad just chuckled to himself.

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Later

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Duo groaned as he stepped into the science lab. He knew he would have to face another class with glitch. He sat down and glitch soon took s eat at the same table. That boy from yesterday with the hair over one of his eyes also joined them.

"Hello again hmm." Duo laughed as the boy sat beside them.

"My name," The boy started. "Is Trowa Barton."

"He speaks!" glitch said with a smirk.

"It's a miracle!" Duo shouted.

"No, a miracle would be if I make it through the day alive." Razz said as him and Brad sat down.

"Razz? Your in the class?" Duo asked.

"How did you figure that out Einstein?" Razz said with a hint of sarcasm.

"Sheesh, something bothering you?" Duo asked.

"Nothing, except that a guy by the name of Heero Yuy can't take a joke."

"Bummer, so what did you- whoa!" Duo stopped in his speech and just stared.

"What is it Du-whoa!" Razz was also taken in by the site. A young girl walked in and Duo and Razz just stared.

"Boy, she is gorgeous!" Duo said shocked.

"You said it!" Razz said, also memorised.

"Oh brother, she's just a girl." Brad said rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, besides, she isn't that cute anyway." glitch commented, followed by 'are you insane!' looks from Razz and Duo.

The teacher went on to explain the lesson Duo and Razz however were watching the girl's every move, she didn't seem to notice though, that was for a little while. "Mr. Maxwell, Mr. Baj." The teacher said addressing Duo and Razz. "If you could tear your eyes off Miss Hoshi maybe you could learn something, and ask her out later. After that the girl realised what was going on and she turned bright red, so did Razz and Duo. After that they took to working very hard on the experiment.

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later

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"I say we drop a stink bomb in his car." Duo said, biting a mouthful of his sandwich.

"No, I say we put a paint bomb in it." Razz suggested while eating some pizza.

"What are you guys talking about?" Race asked as he sat down.

"We're deciding what to do to get back at Mr. Teramia, our science teacher." Duo stated.

"Hey, you!" a voice said.

"Gotta go!" Razz yelled taking his pizza and running, the voice that called, was Heero, a very angry Heero.

"Have fun!" Race yelled while laughing.

"Umm, is this seat taken?" A girl from behind Duo asked. Duo spun around (Author he does that a lot doesn't he?) And saw the same girl him and Razz were gawking at.

"N-n-no." Duo stuttered.

"Ok," the girl said and sat down. "Hmm, your that kid who was staring at me during Science class, aren't you?"

Duo wasn't sure what to do, he really didn't want to say he was, just incase she was angry at him, but maybe she thought he was cute, the thoughts went through his mind.

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Elsewhere

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Razz ran away from Heero out of the cafeteria where he was eating lunch with Duo and into the halls. He hoped Brad would be around to help him again. He dodged student after student, and the Heero just knocked them out of his way. "Razz." A voice from the side called, it was Brad. "Jump!" Razz didn't understand but he jumped and kept running, he then looked back to see Heero trip and get flung face first about 20 feet. Razz laughed when he realised Brad has set up a low to the ground Fishing line for Heero to trip over. Razz laughed but soon he was running again because the seemingly insane boy got back up and started chasing him. The two ran into the science lab.

"Your cornered kid!" Heero yelled at Razz.

"No so Yuy!" Razz said grabbing two beakers of chemicals.

"These will make a mondo explosion if tampered with, which we will spend the good part of one month detention for it. Am I really worth killing?"

"Yes." was all Heero could say. He lunged at Razz but Razz threw the chemicals back on the table (they didn't break either) and hopped out the window and ran. "I'll get you kid! If it's the last thing I do, I'll get you!"

"No you won't!" Razz called back.

Heero then stomped off, knocking the chemicals over and creating the explosion. However no one was there so the culprit was never found.

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Now back to Duo

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"Well, are you?" the girl asked again.

"Uhh, yeah, sorry bout embarrassing you." Duo said.

"That's ok." The girl smile as she answered. "I have a roll with the punches philosophy."

"Phili what?" Duo asked confused.

"Never mind," the girl laughed. "My name is Cici Hoshi"

"I'm Duo." Duo replied.

"Say, your kinda cute." Cici said as she smiled at Duo.

"Really!?!" Duo asked surprised "I mean uhh, you to."

Cici laughed again "So do you want to catch a movie tonight?"

"Sure!" Duo said happily "I'll pick you up at seven"

"Ok, I have to go. Bye Duo." Cici then left and Duo sighed happily.

"Remind me to send Mr. Teramia a thank you card." Race just laughed.

"Ok Duo, I have to go now, see ya later." Race called as he left.

"Oh Duo!" Hilde yelled from across the cafeteria.

"Hi Hilde." Duo said while trying to smile as she sat down.

"Excited about our date tonight?" She asked, that's when it hit Duo.

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Flashback

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"Ok Duo, anyway, pick me up at 7, ok." Hilde said.

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End Flashback

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"Gee, Hilde, I have really bad news."

"What?" Hilde asked.

"My cousin, she uhh, has malaria."

"So, she isn't coming."

"And I have to go to the store to pick up some malaria lozenges."

"Oh, ok then." Hilde said disappointed. She left and Duo stood up to do so too.

"SAVE!" glitch shouted as he patted Duo on the back. "I gotta hand it to you man, that was good, that was really good"

"Thanks, but I have to get to class." The two then left and went to class.

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After School

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"Ok, I don't know what was weirder." glitch said as him, Duo, Razz, and Race stood talking around Duo's locker as he got his skateboard out of it. "Today, or yesterday."

"That's a good point." Duo began "At this rate we will all be insane by collage."

"The day isn't over." Race said with a grin. "Duo still had his date with Cici."

"So, that will probably the most normal part of today." Duo stated.

"Yeah right!" glitch laughed. "With how today is going, most likely you will run into Hilde on your date."

"Whatever." Duo said.

"Well, I'll see you later, I have to go." glitch remarked as he left.

"Well, I just hope I don't run into Heero Screwy." Razz chuckled.

"Too bad, your wish didn't come true!" Heero yelled as he ran at Razz.

"Uh oh!" Razz screamed as he ran away, Race and Duo came with him.

"So why is he chasing you?" Duo gasped as they ran.

"Long story!" Razz answered as he dodged a girl with red hair while they were running through the hall. Heero like always just plowed into the students, including the girl who fell over and a notebook she was looking at flew into a water fountain that was on.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My drawings!" she screamed as the book was getting soaked. "YOU!" She turned around and glared at Heero with fire in her eyes, she looked like she wanted to kill him. Heero stepped back a bit and got in a fighting stance. The students around them chanted 'fight' while Heero smiled at his next victim. The girl made a lightning fast kick that stopped centimetres in front of Heero's face. "This time it won't be a warning kick." She laughed as she got in stance for another kick. Heero looked real scared, he ran past her.

"This isn't over!" She called out. The crowd erupted in applause for the girl and Razz, Duo, and Race were laughing like crazy. Heero got the infuriated look again and glared at the three. Duo jumped on his skateboard and boarded through the halls.

"Split!" Razz shouted as the three went different ways Heero went straight, the same way Duo went.

"Why me?" Duo screamed as Heero was in hot pursuit.

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Razz

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Razz ran to his locker and got his roller blades, then skated back to help Duo.

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Race

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Race ran to his locker, got his blades, and kept going straight.

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Duo

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Duo kept going, trying to get away from Heero, soon he came to a fork and Razz came off one of those forks and joined Duo. "Go faster!" Razz yelled.

"Oh, why didn't I think of that! I have to go faster! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!?"



The two kept going until they got outside, there they were joined by Race who jumped out of the 2nd floor window (and landed it on his blades) just as they came out. But Heero was still following them.

"Head to the highway!" Razz shouted. Everyone nodded in agreement, and Heero still ran after them.

"This Guy isn't human!" Race yelled as they were heading for the highway. Finally they made it. There was a split second moment of nothing and Race, Razz, and Duo sped to the other side. Heero yelled at them and they all slid down the hill that was on there side of the highway, into a ravine. One hour later, they had made it back up the hill, and Heero was gone. Race and Razz said good bye and went home, Duo did the same, and got ready for his date that night.