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Timmy Failure and the Wrath of Mrs. Godfrey

One day, Mrs. Godfrey was eating an onion when she got an email that a new student would be replacing Nate Wright in her class. She jumped for joy and spilled her onion on her desk.

"It's a miracle," She exclaimed happily, as she picked her nose. "Now I don't have to worry about Nate burning down the building!"

But then, the door burst open and a stupid looking boy walked in. "Greetings, I am Timmy Failure, owner of Total Failure Inc. Perhaps you've heard of me?"

Mrs. Godfrey spit her onion on Timmy Failure. "Arghhhhh" she said.

"I assume you're my new teacher. What was her name again…? Ah, yes, Mrs. Godfreak." Timmy replied, careful not to inhale her terrible onion breath.

"SACRE BLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Mrs. Godfrey yelled.

As Timmy sat down at his new desk, her could hear the loud thump of Mrs. Godfrey passing out from PTSD.

"Well, well, well," Timmy said. "A murder case." He said casually as he kicked Mrs. Godfrey to make sure she was dead.

"Whelp, she was pretty old anyways. Mrs. Godreak was going to die soon anyways," He muttered, as he walked away. He then opened his backpack and took out his fingerprinting case.

"A poisoning, perhaps," Timmy said carefully.

But then, Mrs. Godfrey woke up. "I'll end you Timmy, here and NOW!" She screamed.

"Ah, I've done it! I've brought her back to life! I'll win the science fair for sure now, with my new project, Godfreystein!" Timmy yelled triumphantly.

Then, a car crashed into the building. The driver opened the door and crawled out, since he was drunk. It was none other than Spider-Man.

"With great power comes drunk driving!" He exclaimed, a little loopy from all the alcohol he had just chugged down.

Timmy screamed and brought out his Nerf gun, which he always brings with him for protection.

"Raise your hands high where I can see 'em!" he yelled.

"Eh?" said Spider-Man before passing out. Timmy shot some nerf gun bullets at the unconscious "hero," but they all bounced off.

Timmy screamed in frustration, and took the remains of Mrs. Godfrey's onion and threw it at the window, which shattered and hit Thanos in the eye as he was walking his dog, Dog Man. Thanos was very sad because it hurt his feelings.

"Damn I just got my eye fixed from when Thor threw his hammer into my face." Thanos groaned. "I must end you now."

He threw his dog to the side, and pulled out the Infinity Gauntlet, which had all seven Chaos Emeralds.

"Hey gimmie those, Eggman," A figure yelled. "Don't make me hurt you."

"But, I'm not this "Eggman" you speak of. Just who the hell are you?" Thanos yelled.

"Sonic. Sonic the-"

Thanos snapped the blur blur out of existence. He smiled, and chuckled warmly. "See you soon, old friend."

He turned to walk away when Mrs. Godfrey made her dramatic reentrance by landing on Thanos's head and yelling in his ear. Thanos, surprised, bumbled into an open manhole, taking Mrs. Godfrey with him.

Meanwhile, Timmy was beating up the unconscious Spider-Man, who was now black and blue with bruises. Did Timmy like Peter? No. Did he like beating him up? Yes. The young detective couldn't help but smile evilly.

Dog Man, sensing the evilness radiating from Timmy, ran to bite his head off, but was knocked out cold by a person. He was a tall person. He was dribbling a basketball on Dog Man's head. Yes, it was him, it was Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny chewed on a carrot.

"What's up, doc?" he flashed a smile at the blood-covered Timmy.

"Your face is.. What's u-up…" Timmy replied, as he closed his eyes one final time. He was dead. Timmy Failure was dead. Bugs Bunny then proceeded to throw his body out.

The End

USELESS AFTER CREDITS SCENE:

Meanwhile…

"I've finally done! I have created the ultimate weapon," A man said. It was none other than Dr. Eggman. "WIth Sonic gone, I can finally build my hot dog stand! Mwa ha ha ha ha!" The evily genius cackled.

To be continued…