Sally & the Scissors
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!" Wufei screamed. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!"
"Just a little... umm.... Cut?" Sally murmured.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I LOOK LIKE A GREEN PORQUPINE!"
Wufei was right. Sally wasn't too skilled with a pair of scissors. All Wufei had left from his long, black hair was stubble two inches high. Sally then had put green coloring in it to "freshen it up".
"OMAE O KOROSU!" Wufei screamed, jumping out of the chair, grabbing a butcher's knife in the process.
"Aargh! Stop! No Gundam unless you put the knife DOWN!" Sally yelled defensively.
"Injustiiiiiiiiiccccee!"
"1..."
"Grrr..."
"2...."
"Hmph! I will get you BACK!"
"Yeah, right. I made a mistake, okay? I'm human. I just slipped up a...umm... lot?"
Wufei, at this point, was flared nostrils, red faced, bulging vein, temple ticking, pupil popping mad! "I look like I came out of OZ-FEST!"
"Would you like to be a "skin-head"?
"No," Wufei grumbled, "but go and get me a hat, woman!"
As Sally went out the door, one could her stifled laughing waiting to erupt from her vocal chords.
"BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" when the door closed, Sally could take it no longer.
Minutes later, the remaining g-boys walked in, wanting to play polo in the Gundams.
"Hey Wu- OH MY GOD!"
A soft snickering came from the group, then giggling, and then roaring laughter emerged from the G-boys.
"Shut up!" Wufei said. "What is funny?"
"Oh, snort," Duo snickered. "Noth- HA HA HA!"
"Dude! What happened to you?" Heero asked. "Did you ask a crab to give you a haircut?"
"No," Wufei mumbled. "Sally."
"What's the difference?" Quatre retorted.
"I just wanted a trim to rid me of the split ends. A TRIM!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !"
"C'mon guys," Wufei protested. " So what if my hair is cut a little short. I've had worse ideas."
"Name one!" Trowa called.
"Umm," Wufei pondered. " I joined up with you guys?"
"OMAE O KOROSU!" yelled the g-boys.
Sally came back with about a dozen hats. They all had Dragon Ball Z logos on them.
"Traitor!" yelled the G-boys. But Wufei picked one with plain green, and the g-boys went to play polo.