A/N: For this one, I am still running out of meterial. So for this, I'm going up to seventy. For
the next one, I will do up to ninety, and then the top ten for the last one.

A/N: If you dont mind, please pick your favorite one out of this, the first fifty, and the next
twenty to come.

51. Ron: I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Harry: As long as the Giant Squid is holding you, you're not going to drown.
Ron: Oh...The Giant Squid has gotten me! It's got me!

52. Goyle: All right, Malfoy! From now on, you're going to be MY bodyguard!

53. Voldemort: Hey, you're not the right Harry.
Harry: Of course I'm not. You've only been trying to kill me for thirteen years!
Voldemort: So I've been going after the wrong Harry?
Harry: I don't know.
Voldemort: Let me check my list...oh, now I see where I went wrong! There's a smudge over
the H, to make it seem like two T's. Must run, now. Got to go kill Harry Poher.

54. Trelawney: Oh, who am I kidding? This is all a bunch of hoo-hah!

55. Trelawney: Oh, Neville! You're going to grow up to be a very powerful wizard, you are.
Oh, and you're going to own a mansion, and have billions of dollars!

56. Hermione: When I'm an old lady, and I shrink, I'm going to join the Rugrats!

57. Hermione: I just can't do it! Muggle Studies it just to hard!

58. Voldemort: What? You mean this isn't just an act?

59. Ron: Hey, Harry! Guess what? I just got a new pet spider! He's the cutest, best pet in the
world!

60. Ron: Hermione, the meaning I'm usually mean to you is...I love you! (Sorry, but I am NOT
a R/H shipper!)

61. Hagrid: So wait, slow down! Now tell me again, who is Fluffy?

62. Neville: I did it! I apparated!

63. Vernon: Harry! You're home! Oh, boy, we've all missed you so much!

64. Arthur: My Ford Anglia! It's flying into the Washington Monument!!! (Pause) Oh well.

65. Lupin: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on
everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets...okay, this song is getting on my nerves.

66. Dementor: Woo-ee, I need a bath!

67. Mother Dementor: Oh my, you're clammy! Are you sick???

68. Ron: Enter the Twolight Zone!!!

69. Hermione: Food fight!

70. Draco: Be quiet, Pansy! PB&J Otter is on!

Remember, Reviewers, tell me which one you liked the best!