And now here we go! The top 10!

91. Trelawney: EEK! There's a humongous Dragonfly on the other side of my
mirror! Get it away! *Pause* Oh, wait a minute...that's me... *Another pause*
EEK! I'm a humongous dragonfly! I must exterminate myself!

92. Snape: Look at that handsome face! *Mirror cracks*

93. Hermione: Oh, honestly! Who has ever heard of a blue flame?

94. Draco: Promises meant everything when I was little, and...NOW I HATE THE
WORLD! *Eyes bulge* AH HA HA HA!!!

95. Dumbledore: Harry...you...you have Godric's sword... *In Mad Scientist
voice* HE'S ALIVE!!!!

96. Goyle narrating himself in a comic strip: Sadly, Goyle has crudely been
made out of the parts of troll corpses! Thunder sounds outside. He's...
he's...He's alive! UGH!!!

97. Hermione: Do you want to know why I'm so smart? Huh? It's because my
ancestors were dinosaurs, so I have a brain in my butt, that's why!

98. Flitwick: Did you know...Phoenix's can fly???
McGonagall: No! I was not aware!

99. Draco: The light at the end of the tunnel...

100. Dumbledore: No! Stupid Raichu... OMIG! I've been burned! Nooo!
Charizard! Stay back! Back I say!

A/N: Thanks to all the people who reviewed. If you want another 100, just let
me know!