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Author's note: Okay, I'm not responsible for what after effects you may get from reading this, coz I kind of typed it all and then read it through and realised how bad it was…

*All characters obey the Author, stop running off, and come back.*

…nothing happens.

:: "…Dang! This thing must be busted again!" :: ::throws character-controlling laptop across the room; it lands on the couch::

All remaining characters let out the giant breath they had been holding…

Then the other characters all came back, suddenly appearing in the room.

"It worked? Wait a sec…" said Wufei thoughtfully. You could almost hear the cogs turning in his brain. He pounced on the couch, and went for the laptop.

:::Not so fast!!!:::

Wufei grabbed it, and started typing.

*The author suddenly is tied up in a chair, with 100 layers of tape over her mouth*

:::Nah ah! Won't work on me, I'm the author!:::

He looked disappointed. The other characters started to back away from Wufei, Draco looking especially worried. Jenni and Duo began to slowly creep up on Wufei, who had started to type again.

*A massive boulder lands on Draco's head.*

"Oww…" said Draco, from underneath the boulder.

"How did he-?" asked Wufei.

:::Ya know::: said Jenni, still creeping up on Wufei. :::You can't kill anybody with that thing, otherwise I would have used it on Dorothy a looong time ago. Not unless you call…"

"Who?"

:::I'm not going to tell you!:::

"Why?"

:::Coz you'd kill Draco!:::

"That's a bad thing?"

:::Ummm…:::

"HEY! That's not very nice!" shouted Katie. (And Manisha and all Draco's other crazed fans who are currently reading this fic.)

Wufei began typing furiously.

*A mad axeman comes and murders Draco!*

:::Nope!:::

*Draco gets killed by me in my Gundam suit!!*

:::You'll never, ever guess!:::

*Draco goes through the Stargate and never comes back!*

:::Don't be so stupid!:::

"Ya know, this is actually quite funny!" said Duo, laughing at Wufei's efforts. "Who ya gotta call?"

Wufei just growled.

"Go on then Wuffie, I'll give you a clue! What's my Gundam called?"

:::Duo!!:::

Wufei looked thoughtful again. "It's called ….Deathscythe! That's it!"

:::DUO!!!!!:::

Wufei began to type, before the author could grab the laptop off him.

*Death suddenly appeared through the wall, looking for Draco.*

A black-cloaked figure, carrying a scythe, appeared in the room, looking very confused. (I'm a biiig Terry Prachett fan, so I just had to include Death somewhere in this fic!)

"DANG!" it's voiced emerged from beneath the hood. "I COULD'VE JUST MURDERED THAT CURRY!"

Draco, who had somehow managed to lift the boulder, looked worriedly at the Grim Reaper. "Uh oh!" he said, and pulled the boulder back over his head.

Wufei looked pleased with himself, and went back to typing.

*The forbidding figure scowled at the cowering boy, and lifted it's scythe-*

Duo held the laptop in his hands, and snapped it shut. "Tut tut tut, you're in for it now Wu-wu!"

Jenni was holding the frying pan she usually reserved for Dorothy-bashing. "WUFEI!!! DUO!!!"

"What? I'm the one who got it off him!!" said Duo, with an injured look on his face.

:::You're the one who gave him the damn clue!!:::

Wufei, who had been laughing at Duo's misfortune, strayed too close to the frying pan wielding Author.

WUMPH! WHACK!!

He fell unconscious to the floor.

Jenni stalked Duo around the couch. WHACK!!

Draco, seeing Wufei fall, climbed out from underneath the boulder, still staring warily at the black-clad figure standing over him.

Death, who was still frozen in position, with his scythe raised, looked despairingly at the author. "CAN I GO NOW?

:::Ummm…no, you can stay and be one of the contestants!:::

"Hee hee hee, now that's a fate worse than Death!" laughed Sirius.

"I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO TONIGHT."

:::Yeah, well you would have had a lot more work to do tonight if it hadn't been for Heero and his stupid dare!::: said the irate author, searching for someone else to use the frying pan on and still sore from not being able to use it on Dorothy for 'fear' of killing her.

Heero just shrugged again.

:::God! Say something for once!!:::

"Ya know," said Angel to Heero, conspiringly. "I read something in the newspaper once about the dangers of stressed fanfic authors."

:::SHUT UP!!! I'M NOT STRESSED!!:::

She was just deciding whether or not to hit Angel (for insulting her) or Heero (for not insulting her) when she saw Draco out of the corner of her eye.

:::Don't even think about it Malfoy!!:::

WHACK!!

As Draco suffered the same fate as Wufei and Duo, Jenni bent down to retrieve the stolen laptop.

Just then Hannah, Buffy and Relina came into the den carrying some stuff, gaping at the ring of unconscious characters around the frying pan wielding Jenni.

"Jeez Jen, we leave you alone for a few minutes!" exclaimed Hannah. (I quote from her English essay 'I can't respect anyone who uses violence') (Sorry Hannah, couldn't resist! ^_^)

"Uh… she looks kinda stressed…" said Relina, worriedly.

"Could be the fact she's practically foaming at the mouth." Muttered Jack.

:::I heard that!::: WHACK!!

"Oh no! My Poor Jack!" cried Hannah, rushing over to him.

"Why don't you give him CPR?" asked the Grinch and Nick simultaneously, the professionals at providing dirty ideas.

Without a second thought, Hannah proceeded to do so.

"Oh Yuk!" said Daniel.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Katie rushed over to Draco.

"Hey!!!" Hermione ran over and the two of them started to catfight. Then Buffy saw Death and decided to try and stake him. Of course, the stake just ripped his robes and stuck in the skeleton's ribcage. Death, annoyed at the state of his robes began to try to kill Buffy with his scythe.

:::Oi!! You two, uh, four!!:::

**Ring ring!!**

:::Break it up right now!:::

**Ring ring!!*

:::Dang that phone!!::: Jenni got up to get it.

"Saved by the bell!" Draco exclaimed, trying to crawl out from underneath the two girls, who had paused their fight for a few seconds.

"That was really corny, Draco," said Katie, noticing him getting away. She pounced on the struggling wizard and gave him mouth to mouth.

:: "Hello?" :: Jenni answered the phone.

:: "Oh hi Manisha…whassup? I'm in the middle of a fic, here!::

"Remind me to thank her later!" Hannah whispered to Katie, pausing in their amateur CPR.

::listens to Manisha for a minute, then suddenly goes pale::

"Uh-oh…bad news!" Quatre said.

"Maybe she hasta leave?" Pikkoro suggested

"He said BAD news!" Sirius exclaimed

:: "Thanks for telling me, Manisha…bye":: ::hangs up phone::

"What's up?" Quatre wanted to know

:: "Rowena's on her way here!" ::

"…So?" everyone said in unison (well, those who could still speak, anyways!)

:: "…she's been eating sugar…and she's just gate crashed the Westlife concert."::

"How much sugar?" asked Joey.

:: "…Manisha said she took a 20lb bag of starbursts with her!" ::

Everyone's eyes go wide.

"They're in trouble…" Katie spoke up.

:::Manisha said to turn on sky one:::

"Okay." Daniel turned on the TV.

There, where there had once been the live coverage of the Westlife concert, was just chaos. A frantic newsreader was trying desperately to be heard over the screaming crowd of fans and riot police. "A crazed Westlife fan, suspected to be on some sort of hallucinatic drugs (A/N ro doesn't need drugs, she just needs chocolate.) is holding the band hostage in their changing rooms, up on the top floor of this building. Her-" Just then, a pair of boxers (with 'westlife' written all over them,) were thrown out of the window the reporter had been pointing to. They landed on her head. "Ahhh!!! Get them off!!!" The screen went fuzzy, and the camera switched back to the studio, were two bored looking reporters were sitting at their desk. "That was the scene outside the Nottingham ice centre this evening. We'll keep you informed when we aquire more information, though unfortunately our reporter is in the Nottingham psychiatric ward for reasons evident on the footage we just showed you. Now back to the strange disappearances in the American town of Sunnydale-"

Buffy hastily switched off the TV. "Uh…I guess Riley isn't doing as good a job as I'd hoped…"

"Who's Riley?" asked Angel.

"Well duh!" said Jenni, ignoring Angel. "Buffy, if you leave Riley in charge then whachta expect's gonna happen? That guy is one of the most imcompetant-"

"WHO'S RILEY!!??" asked Angel, sounding annoyed.

"Uh oh…" said Buffy.

"Uh..oh…" said Jenni "This fight wasn't in the plot…"

"Hee hee!" Katie sounded happier than she had when giving Draco CPR.

"Angel, as interesting as this fight would be, I do want to keep you two alive long enough to finish filming series six ya know…"

"Darn!" said Katie.

Buffy looked embarrassed, and Angel was looking at her disbelievingly. "I can't believe you two-timed me with that ****-"

"RIGHT!" Jenni snapped her fingers; Buffy disappeared in a puff of smoke. "I am trying to keep this damn fic PG-13 ya know!!!"

"Where'd Buffy go?" asked Angel.

"Back to Sunnydale of course, I can't have anymore vampire killings on my hands… Warner bros would probably sue me or something…mind you, all they'd get would be my computer, my cat and my lil sis…"

"But Sunnydale's where that *** ****** **** Riley is!!" said Angel.

"Oops… Oh Yeah…"

Hannah whispered something to Jenni.

"Ooooo… good idea!!"

She snapped her fingers again, and a confused looking girl was standing in the middle of their circle. The girl looked dazedly around, and then saw something that made her face light up with a grin. "ANGEL!!!" She ran towards the poor guy, faster than she ever had in her life, (Rowena reading story at home-"Not that Ellie's ever ran fast in her whole life!" Yeah Ro, I know it's your job to insult Ellie, so that's why I let you do it! ^_^) and glomped Angel. (Glomped is another of my weird anime words, it's just a word for when someone runs up to their crush, jumps into his arms and literally sucks face, but it's a nicer way of saying all that.)

"That should shut him up!" said Jenni, now very pleased with herself.

"And while we're on the subject *snap* she snapped her fingers again, and Rowena was standing in the room, holding a tube of whipped cream, which she promptly hid behind her back. "Ohhhh… Where'd Kian go?"

"Hey Ro!" said Jenni. "Been having fun?"

Ro's face lit up at the thought of where she'd just been. "Yeeaahh!"

Some retching noises were made, but Kirsty, reading the fic at home, was screaming with jealousy.

(In Leicester.) "GRRRRRR!!! That *%$~@ of a sister! Couldn't she have taken ME with her!!??"

"Uh… Kirsty, calm down…" said Manisha, sounding worried.

"If it was me I'd have taken her with me!!" raged Kirsty.

"No you wouldn't." said Felicity.

"I would have!! Well maybe I wouldn't, but still!!" Kirsty, caught up in the stress of the moment, began to throttle Felicity. :::Yay!! ^_^:::

Manisha, now fearing for her life, tried not to make any sudden movements as she reached for the phone.

:::Hello?:::

"Hi Hannah, it's me again."

:::Whassup? We just sorted out the whole Westlife thing.:::

"Eerrr… well, Kirsty's gone kinda rabid. She's throttling Felicity."

:::Ooooo ^_^ :::

"I think I'm next."

:::Oh, okay. I'll get Jen to help you out.:::

(Back in the world of FF.net) "Hey Jenni!" called Hannah. "Could you bring Manesha here too?"

"Okay, But isn't yet another Draco fan gonna be kinda bad for his health?"

"So?"

"Alright then." *snap*

"Thank Goodness!" cried Manisha. "Oooooo!" Then she glomped Draco.

"Hey! That's my job!!" shouted Katie and Hermione. The trio began to catfight again.

Everyone watched them roll across the floor, whilst Draco cowered in the corner.

"Bring any popcorn?" asked Duo.

"I'll go get some sir." Said the butler who had been fanning Dorothy all night.

"Hey!" shouted Dorothy.

"Dorko! Make one move and it's frying pan time again!" shouted Jenni and Relina simultaneously.

"Eep!" she squeaked.

"Alriiight!" said Duo, putting a finger up and sticking his tongue out at Dorothy.

"Jen-ni?" asked Ro. "Could you maybe possibly bring Kian here?"

"Umm…you mean me, bring a member of Westlife here, just so you can snog him (and worse) all night?"

"Well, when you put it like that…"

"Of course I will Rowena! *snap*" said Jenni. Then adding under her breath, "I mean, there's always the slight chance that Katie might kill him, but you know, the more the merrier…"

Ro, having already jumped into Kian's arms, didn't hear her.

Most of the pop star haters in the room began to growl.

Relina tried desperately to change the subject. "We've got food!" she gave Duo his popcorn.

Jenni instantly brightened up at this thought. :::Bring any chocolate?:::

Relina held out a box of Black Magic. "Yep! With you in mind!" and she added under her breath "Coz we all know what happens when you don't keep the author happy!"

Jenni went and sat on the couch, dumping the unconscious Wufei onto the floor as she did so. "I heard that, but as these are so good, I think I'll forgive you!" she said, cramming the chocolates into her mouth.

Katie held up a box "We brought champagne too!"

:::Oooooh!::: grin as sugar starts to take effect. :::I've got an idea…:::

"Be afraid…" started Angel, (WUMPH!!!) Then getting hit with my frying pan. Ellie joined the ranks of Hannah and Katie and did CPR on Angel.

:::My idea is, that we all play 'I've never'.:::

The Grinch and Nick cheered, but the rest of the group (who weren't unconscious) just looked scared…

The 'Nightmare on elmstreet' music is played… Dum, dee dum dum duuuum!