Disclaimer: Same as before, Pieces, Man!...er, I's mean...Peace, Man! Yeahs...Hee hee hees...
Note: Eternalmoonprincess, I do respect your opinion, however, I have my info. on a very reliable source.
Also, I would like to thank you for giving me your honest opinion, and know that I have taken note of it. Thank-you again for your honesty, let's let by-gones be by-gones, shalst we??? Dankus!!!
Chapter 3: Chi-chi: "GOHAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU...Who's Your Girlfriend!?!"
The Z-Senshi + Friends (^v^*!) arrived at the Son Residence just in time for dinner! (Figures, what with GOHAN leading the crew an' all! ^#^!!!)
A few seconds later, just as they were setting the girls down, the door flew open, revealing a VERY furious Chi-chi!
"JUST WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?! HERE I'VE BEEN SLAVING AWAY, THINKING YOU WERE HARD AT WORK ON YOUR STUDIES, TO FIND YOU FLEW OFF WITH YOUR FATHER'S 'FRIENDS' AGAIN!!! I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!!! JUST WHO-..." ranted Chi-chi, until she got a good look at the "other" newcomers, "...-are those lovely young ladies???"
Keisei giggled at the fact that this cool lady, who was obviously the little guy's mom, had called HER a lady!
Hotaru tried hard to suppress a giggle after getting a good look at the expression on this charismic mother's face and her sudden change of demeanor.
"Uuum, yeah, mom, could I talk to you for a minute?" Sweatdropped Gohan, taking his mother gently by the hand inside the dome-shaped house and closing the door. Once they were gone, Hotaru and Keisei giggle to each other.
BACK AT THE TRAINING SITE...
Piccolo was currently mumbling seemingly incoherent things under his breath, pacing, and making odd, flailing guestures, trying to figure out the situation. Or, at least, HIS situation!
(Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh! BOOYAH!!! *Giggles* Continuing...)
'Okay, this CANNOT be HAPPENING!!!' He thought, still pacing, mumbling, and making odd, flailing guestures. 'This can SSSOOO NOT BE HAPPENING!!!' (*Giggles* Ain't I's EVILE??? MWA HA HA HA HA... *Achems*...)
Though his mind was whirling, he could still clearly remember when his father told him he'd be getting married... (An' yous though he was DEAD??? Kee kee kees...!!!)
He was just a couple of days out of the egg. He'd been shocked, not to mention furious. How DARE his father take away one of the few choices in his otherwise controlled fate!!! He'd felt like someone had just stabbed him with a stalagtite through his glass heart! WHY???
Just so his father could disown his pure-hearted son! But, of course, his father ALSO had had plans for the happy couple...
To rule the world, of course, and maybe some day the Universe! To have his blood in the Royal Blood-line, and of COURSE, to someday -due to a recessed gene- have an Evil heir on the throne at last!
But his father, of course, wouldn't have his only son marry just ANY old girl! It had to be one with the slightest tainting of Royal blood, and one he KNEW would be the perfect "soul-mate" for his son. Just to ensure the continuation of the family line, of course!
So, LONG in advance, -about a few hundred years or so- he went to work carefully controlling certain peoples' lives, -at some points in a Royal family or so, forcing marriages- and generally doing his own version of "splicing" in order to get the perfect girl. SPECIFICALLY a girl.
Of course, he wouldn't -couldn't- pick one from a Royal blood-line from this universe, epecially since it had hardly any but a few monarchs here and there! No, he needed one from a warring world, a world that has never seen peace, nor knew the true meaning of it. The Sailor Senshi's Universe.
It was a hard, sweat-provoking task, one of which he thought he'd NEVER accomplish!
But, alas, he finally "stumbled" onto a family with the perfect ancestry. An Ancestry that dated waaaayyy back into the Silver Millenneum, not to mention also being a royal family in that present day.
The Scotts were known for their drinking habits, fun, family-oriented music, and fighting skills. The latter was the eye-catcher. The Scotts were renowned for their ability to over-power the enemy, not to mention their inablity to be embarrassed.
The English and others were known to flee when they heard those bag-pipes! (Bag-pipes actually sound good if they're played right! So it wasn't the music!) Even though they wore those kilts, whilst the opposing army would be laughing when a wind kicked up, the Scotts would be busy chopping them into daintly little pieces.
There was one very well-known family, the Comyns, which interested him the most. When John "the Black Comyn" was killed, part of the family broke off and assumed a different name.
(Okays, so that last part's a little made up, but heys, this is MY story!!! Kee kee kees!!!)
So his father, Daimou, signed a contract with the Comyns, indicating that one of their decendants would be his future son's wife. In return, Daimou said he'd make sure the Comyn blood would be Royalty once again.
So, when Piccolo was just a couple of days out of the egg, and his bride-to-be was a couple of months old, he married them. Fun, just great! Just think, their first fight was over food! (*Giggles* Just kidding!!! *Grins*)
Anyways, so here Piccolo was, pacing, mumbling, and making odd, flailing guestures, wondering what the HECK to do about this whole mess. After all, he hadn't seen her in 10 of her universe's years!
BACK AT THE SON HOME...
After explaining things to his mother, Gohan and a now-smiling Chi-chi stepped out and beckoned for the others to come in for dinner.
Tien and Chout-zu, of course, politely declined, and headed off to wherever the heck they live! (Who knows!?! ^%^*!)
When they got inside, "Well, you girls must be starving! Why don't you have a seat, there, and it'll be just a moment, I still have to let the peas simmer," said Chi-chi, walking over to the stove to do something wonderful. (Who knows, all wes know is it tastes good!!! ^q~!)
Saturn and Keisei thanked her, bowing, and went to sit down at the table.
"Hey, guys, can I ask you a question???" Asked Gohan.
"Sure, shoot," replied Keisei.
"How come she's wearing that weird thing and has that leathal-looking staff???"
Keisei and Saturn looked at each other, then back at Gohan, "Would you excuse us for a moment?" Asked Keisei, pulling Saturn over to a corner where they could talk.
"Saturn, you think we should tell them?" Asked Keisei when they were finally alone.
"I don't know...I don't sense anything Evil about them, do you?" Replied Saturn thoughtfully.
"Gohan!!!" Came Chi-chi's voice.
"Yeah?"
"Not you! Dinner's ready!!!" Replied Chi-chi.
"Woops!" Blushed Gohan.
Saturn and Keisei giggled to themselves. "So? What should wes do?" Reminded Keisei.
Saturn thought a moment, "I can't stay transformed forever! Hmmm..." turning to look at Gohan, who was now setting the table, she got an idea, "Um, Gohan-san, may I please use the bathroom???"
Gohan looked up, "Um, yeah, sure, it's just down the hall there; you'll see it."
"Arugatoo," bowed Saturn, hurrying off in the direction he'd indicated.
Noticing there was nothing else rather important for her to do, Keisei went back and offered to help Gohan and Chi-chi set the table. After all, it was only polite to do their share since they were letting them stay there with them.
After a few minutes, Hotaru made her appearance -after all, after a fall like that, she really DID need to use the bathroom!!!
Gohan and Chi-chi looked at her strangely, but made no comment. It was best to leave those oddities 'till after dinner; besides, they'd encountered enough aliens to make this look like a pot-luck dinner!
"So, purple not your color?" Remarked Keisei the Smart-Alik, quickly delving into the delicious food. The remark flew right over Gohan and Chi-chi-san's heads!
"You're gonna' get it!" Came Hotaru's reply, accompanied with a threatening fork. Keisei allmost choked with laughter, quickly disguising it as a cough.
"Are you allright, dear?" Asked a concerned Chi-chi.
Swallowing, "Um, yeah, I'm fine; just went down the wrong tube there!" Replied Keisei, wiping her mouth off, making sure to keep her head turned away from Chi-chi so the Super Mother didn't see her huge grin. Saving herself, she immediately remarked on how good the food was.
Chi-chi beamed with pride, and began rambling on about how she made it, while Keisei tried to maintain eye-contact. She was interested, it's just that eye-contact was considerably hard for her, if not impossible!
Hotaru quickly stuck out her tounge between bites.
Keisei quickly got her back.
Gohan, all the while thinking this interaction was funny, had no clue WHAT the HECK it was all about.
Chi-chi didn't see it, she was still too busy talking.
After dinner, Chi-chi lent the girls some nightgowns, and let them share the guest-room.
"So, doesn't that Chi-chi lady seem creepy?" Whispered Hotaru to Keisei after the other residents of the house had gone to bed.
"Hotaru! That's rude!" Exclaimed Keisei quietly. Then, giggling, "Besides, she reminds me of MY mom!"
Hotaru giggled.
"Man, Mako-chan would DEFINANTLY LOVE her, though!" Remarked Keisei thoughtfully.
"Yeah! An' I bet she could give Haruka-papa some lessons, too!" They both giggled at the thought.
"Well, g'night!"
"Nighty-night!" Replied Hotaru, as they both snuggled down into their beds.
Silently, Keisei wished her friends were there to enjoy this new world with them, as she stared out at her made-up constellation, looking for that star of hers that wasn't there.
End Chapter 3, Part 1.
Sos, how'dju like it??? *Giggles* I been listening to Japanese SM music whilst writing this!
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