A/N: Hmm… Just a little ditty… Not all that good, if you ask me.
Disclaimer: SCSA, Undertaker, JR, Debra, Trish, Jericho, Benoit, Terri, Dean and Amy Dumas own themselves. Vince McMahon owns the WWF.
Some Like it Hot
"I don't know what happened… I mean, he was cold and cruel, but he did have a tiny bit of goodness to him." Jim Ross was talking to the Undertaker.
"Yeah, you have a point… And Debra, she was a friendly gal. I mean, she tries to be now, but she's so damn afraid of Steve… By the way, how's that bruise?"
"It's getting better. God, he gave me such a beating that I was dazed for days. I scared Vince with that suing bit, though."
"Boy, that got his knees knocking… Anyway, thanks Jim, I gotta go get ready for my match."
"Alright, bye."
"Peace."
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"I don't know what the heck Debra ever saw in Austin… He's so cruel and vicious and hot tempered. Stubborn Texan."
"Yeah, Trish, well some like it hot. She really is a sweet lady… God knows Steve could treat her better."
"They boss her around so much! Get me the coffee, wait in the car… I would have had a fit by now."
"She's a trooper, I guess. What she really needs is some comfort."
"Amy, you have no idea how right you are. She's smart, but in a way, stupid. I mean, she doesn't suck up to Vince, but she doesn't really obey him, either. She's damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't. My heart goes out to her."
"Aw, crap. I am late for the match. See you later, Trish."
"Alright- call me, Amy."
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"My god."
"What the hell is wrong with him? He's possessed!"
"Dean- look at what he's doing! The match has gone too far. God, it wrenches my heart."
"Shit. I mean, it's just the story line that he's a SOB. But, he's starting to become Stone Cold in real life… I've seen the way he talks to Debra outside. And no cameras are rolling, Terri."
"For the love of god, pin him! Don't torture him!"
"He knows what he is doing. And trust me, he loves every minute of it. God- that was one hell of a chair shot."
"Jesus, I have to turn it off… This is brutal."
"What's happened to him?"
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"You know he'll hurt you, Chris."
"Yeah- but hell, I want that damn title! I am the rabid wolverine! No redneck is going to stop me."
"Hell yeah, Bro. Who's the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla?"
"You are."
"Thought so."
"I mean, even though Austin is a slut… At least Debra isn't. Just what we need- another slut."
"He's hurting people- honestly, Chris-"
"It's horrible."
"Come on- We got the match."
"Hopefully Austin won't hurt you too bad."
