ANNE: Welcome back to..."The Weakest Link"!

AUDIENCE: Yay!

ANNE: Anyway, questions in this round
are from any Final Fantasy game!

ANNE: Now then, team, you have 105,000 gil. Zidane,
since you were the strongest link from the last round,
you go first.

ZIDANE: Okay...

ANNE: Start the clock at 2:2-...wait,
who the heck are you?

MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED FIGURE: Ummm...random passerby?

ANNE: Shut up. Do you have a ticket to get in here?

FIGURE: I'm in the audience. I'll be quiet.

ANNE: Ugh...anyway...

ANNE: Zidane. What weapon does Squall use?

ZIDANE: Gunblade?

ANNE: Correct. Garnet. What teaches you magic in FF6?

GARNET: E...Eidolons?

ANNE: No, Espers. Vivi, what is the first materia Cloud finds?

VIVI: ...Restore?

ANNE: Correct. Quina, what is Zell's favorite food?

QUINA: Me know food question! Is hot dogs!

ANNE: Correct! Stiltzkin, what is Faris' real name?

STILTZKIN: ...Salsa?

ANNE: Correct! Ragtime Mouse...

RAGTIME MOUSE: Question number two!

ANNE: (grumbling) Who is the final boss of FF7?

RAGTIME MOUSE: Sephiroth!

ANNE: Correct! Brahne...

BRAHNE: Queen Brahne, you peasant!

ANNE: Shut UP. What is the final boss of FF4?

BRAHNE: Zeromus?

ANNE: ...Correct. Zidane, who is the first boss of FF8?

ZIDANE: Ifrit!

ANNE: Correct. Garnet, what do the Crystal Shards do in FF5?

GARNET: Give new jobs?

ANNE: Correct. Vivi, who lives in the village of Mysidia?

VIVI: M-mages!

ANNE: Correct! Quina...

QUINA: Me bank! (Savings: 125,000 gil!)

ANNE: Well, you reached your target. I'm impressed!

ANNE: A lot of the losers who get on this show can't
get more than 1,000 per round!

ANNE: So, your total savings is 230,000 gil. That money
will go on to the next round. One of you won't,
yadda yadda, we already know this, so get on with the
voting foo's!

(Players vote...)

ANNE: Time is up...let's see who leaves.

ZIDANE: Brahne.

GARNET: Ragtime Mouse.

VIVI: Ragtime M-Mouse

QUINA: Me say Brahne!

STILTZKIN: Ragtime Mouse!

RAGTIME MOUSE: Brahne.

BRAHNE: Ragtime Mouse.

Lights flash!

ANNE: I see...Stiltzkin, why did you vote for Ragtimey?

RAGTIME MOUSE: Ragtimey? RAGTIMEY!? YOU BI-

ANNE: Hey, kids could be reading this!

RAGTIME MOUSE: Oops...

STILTZKIN: Because he's a pain in everyone's ass.

KUJA: (in AUDIENCE) See! I was right!

FIGURE: SHUT UP!

ALL: Huh?

FIGURE: I'm the author, and you're messing up my fic!

KUJA: Wha? But I-

CLOUD TRIBAL: Fool! I'l send you to a place where
you really belong!

(CT sends KUJA to his Recycle Bin!)

KUJA: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M MELTING! OH, WHAT A WORLD!

ALL: Uhhhhhhhhhh...(sweatdrop)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Now...where were we? (sits down)

ANNE: Heh heh...uhhh...Ragtime Mouse, with 4 votes,
you are the Weakest Link.

ANNE: Goodbye!

(Ragtime Mouse dances off the set)

Behind the set...

RAGTIME MOUSE: I thought I could have won...I AM a
quizmaster after all...but I guess I running around
forests asking people true or false questions is pretty
gay...

RAGTIME MOUSE: I think Quina will go next because she's
a fat slob and she also ate my True!

Back to the set...

ANNE: When we come back, the 6 remaining players will go for
more money! That is, if the GREAT and ALMIGHTY author
writes more...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't worry, I might. But I need reviews.

ANNE: You need reviews?

CLOUD TRIBAL: I need more reviews! I only have one!

ZIDANE: And...

CLOUD TRIBAL: IF I DON'T HAVE TEN REVIEWS IN TWO DAYS, I'LL
DESTROY THE FANFICTION UNIVERSE!

ALL: (gasp) You WOULDN'T!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Ah, but I would!

ALL: PLEASE! REVIEW! OUR EXISTENCE DEPENDS ON IT!

A/N: Ha ha ha...I'll continue...with reviews or not,
but the amount I get will affect the story!