Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
FF9: The Weakest Link
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"! And in this round,
questions are from all RPG games. The team has ban-
VOICE: Stop! Stop right there!
ALL: Huh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Nine! NINE! Only nine!
GARNET: What's he talking about?
VIVI: R-Reviews?
ZIDANE: Oh, shoot...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Face it, your groveling failed. Now, I must
carry out my solemn duty...
ALL: No! PLEASE!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Goodbye!
(CT shoots a beam into the fanfiction core)
(Psychotic music!)
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Psychotic music stops)
ZIDANE: ...Are we dead?
CLOUD TRIBAL: No, I didn't use all of my power. I give this
universe...five minutes until it goes down.
DBZ-FANS: AUGH!
ALL but DBZ-FANS and CT: What?
DBZ-FANS: Nothing...(*coughcoughripoff!*)
CLOUD TRIBAL: So sue me.
DBZ-FANS: Okay...
CLOUD TRIBAL: NO! Not LITERALLY!
DBZ-FANS: Crap.
ANNE: Can we get on with the game?
ANNE: Zidane, since you were the strongest link from the last
round, you go first.
ZIDANE: I'm ready!
ANNE: Start the clock at 2:10!
ANNE: Zidane, what is Kid's weapon?
ZIDANE: Dagger!
ANNE: Correct. Garnet, what famous Final Fantasy character has his
own RPG and racing game?
GARNET: Chocobo!
CHOCO: Kweeeeeeeh!
ANNE: Correct. Vivi, what is the final boss of Chrono Trigger?
VIVI: L-Lavos?
ANNE: Correct! Quina, what is the first boss of FF4?
QUINA: Mist D.?
ANNE: Correct! Stiltzkin, who is the main character of Chrono Cross?
STILTZKIN: Serge.
ANNE: Correct! Brahne...
BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 25,000 gil)
BRAHNE: And for the last time, QUEEN Brahne!
ANNE: For the love of God, Shut UP!
ANNE: CT, why couldn't you have blasted her?
CLOUD TRIBAL: It wouldn't work, nothing can penetrate that
raw blubber.
ANNE: Okay...
ANNE: What is Lynx's weapon?
BRAHNE: ...Swallow!
ANNE: No, the correctanswer is Hook-Scythe-Thingy.
ANNE: Zidane, what is the term for a-
BUZZER: BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
ANNE: Time is up, I cannot complete the question.
ANNE: And team, in this round, you only managed to bank a
pitiful, degrading, worthless 25,000 gil!
ANNE: That money goes to the next round, one of you idiots will
not.
BRAHNE: Hey!
ANNE: Who is several gays short of a Kuja?
KUJA: Hey!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Didn't I send you to my Recycle Bin?
KUJA: Yeah, but I didn't like it there.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Then go to a place where you really belong!
(KUJA disappears)
ZIDANE: Where'd you send him?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Barney show.
(Heard from somewhere offscreen...)
BARNEY: Look kids, a new friend to play with!
KIDS: Yay! Another gay!
KUJA: ...Hey I kinda like this place.
ANNE: Vote already!
(Players vote...)
ANNE: Time is up, let's see the votes.
ZIDANE: Quina.
GARNET: Quina.
VIVI: Brahne.
QUINA: Brahne.
STILTZKIN: Quina.
BRAHNE: Quina.
ANNE: Well that the result. Brahne, you were the weakest link,
you should have been voted off!
ANNE: That would make me happy.
ANNE: But it's votes that count. Quina, with 4 votes, you
ARE the Weakest Link.
ANNE: Goodbye!
(Quina sniffs, then hops off the set)
Behind the set...
QUINA: NO! Where are I going get yummy-yummies now!
QUINA: Me think Brahne leave next, she fatter than me!
Back to the set...
ANNE: When we come back...
CLOUD TRIBAL: If we come back, there are only 2 minutes left.
ANNE: ..the five remaining players will try for more money.
ANNE: Okay.
ZIDANE: Hey CT, you know you forgot the disclaimer on the past
two chapters.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh really? Oops, I'll make up for it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
CLOUD TRIBAL: There. Happy?
ZIDANE: I'd be happier if you hadn't destroyed the universe...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Shut up.
ZIDANE: Universe destroyer!
CLOUD TRIBAL: You wanna go see your brother!
ZIDANE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A/N: Ha ha...universe-destroyer, that's a nice catch phrase...
Anyway, please review!
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
FF9: The Weakest Link
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"! And in this round,
questions are from all RPG games. The team has ban-
VOICE: Stop! Stop right there!
ALL: Huh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Nine! NINE! Only nine!
GARNET: What's he talking about?
VIVI: R-Reviews?
ZIDANE: Oh, shoot...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Face it, your groveling failed. Now, I must
carry out my solemn duty...
ALL: No! PLEASE!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Goodbye!
(CT shoots a beam into the fanfiction core)
(Psychotic music!)
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Psychotic music stops)
ZIDANE: ...Are we dead?
CLOUD TRIBAL: No, I didn't use all of my power. I give this
universe...five minutes until it goes down.
DBZ-FANS: AUGH!
ALL but DBZ-FANS and CT: What?
DBZ-FANS: Nothing...(*coughcoughripoff!*)
CLOUD TRIBAL: So sue me.
DBZ-FANS: Okay...
CLOUD TRIBAL: NO! Not LITERALLY!
DBZ-FANS: Crap.
ANNE: Can we get on with the game?
ANNE: Zidane, since you were the strongest link from the last
round, you go first.
ZIDANE: I'm ready!
ANNE: Start the clock at 2:10!
ANNE: Zidane, what is Kid's weapon?
ZIDANE: Dagger!
ANNE: Correct. Garnet, what famous Final Fantasy character has his
own RPG and racing game?
GARNET: Chocobo!
CHOCO: Kweeeeeeeh!
ANNE: Correct. Vivi, what is the final boss of Chrono Trigger?
VIVI: L-Lavos?
ANNE: Correct! Quina, what is the first boss of FF4?
QUINA: Mist D.?
ANNE: Correct! Stiltzkin, who is the main character of Chrono Cross?
STILTZKIN: Serge.
ANNE: Correct! Brahne...
BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 25,000 gil)
BRAHNE: And for the last time, QUEEN Brahne!
ANNE: For the love of God, Shut UP!
ANNE: CT, why couldn't you have blasted her?
CLOUD TRIBAL: It wouldn't work, nothing can penetrate that
raw blubber.
ANNE: Okay...
ANNE: What is Lynx's weapon?
BRAHNE: ...Swallow!
ANNE: No, the correctanswer is Hook-Scythe-Thingy.
ANNE: Zidane, what is the term for a-
BUZZER: BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
ANNE: Time is up, I cannot complete the question.
ANNE: And team, in this round, you only managed to bank a
pitiful, degrading, worthless 25,000 gil!
ANNE: That money goes to the next round, one of you idiots will
not.
BRAHNE: Hey!
ANNE: Who is several gays short of a Kuja?
KUJA: Hey!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Didn't I send you to my Recycle Bin?
KUJA: Yeah, but I didn't like it there.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Then go to a place where you really belong!
(KUJA disappears)
ZIDANE: Where'd you send him?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Barney show.
(Heard from somewhere offscreen...)
BARNEY: Look kids, a new friend to play with!
KIDS: Yay! Another gay!
KUJA: ...Hey I kinda like this place.
ANNE: Vote already!
(Players vote...)
ANNE: Time is up, let's see the votes.
ZIDANE: Quina.
GARNET: Quina.
VIVI: Brahne.
QUINA: Brahne.
STILTZKIN: Quina.
BRAHNE: Quina.
ANNE: Well that the result. Brahne, you were the weakest link,
you should have been voted off!
ANNE: That would make me happy.
ANNE: But it's votes that count. Quina, with 4 votes, you
ARE the Weakest Link.
ANNE: Goodbye!
(Quina sniffs, then hops off the set)
Behind the set...
QUINA: NO! Where are I going get yummy-yummies now!
QUINA: Me think Brahne leave next, she fatter than me!
Back to the set...
ANNE: When we come back...
CLOUD TRIBAL: If we come back, there are only 2 minutes left.
ANNE: ..the five remaining players will try for more money.
ANNE: Okay.
ZIDANE: Hey CT, you know you forgot the disclaimer on the past
two chapters.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh really? Oops, I'll make up for it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
CLOUD TRIBAL: There. Happy?
ZIDANE: I'd be happier if you hadn't destroyed the universe...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Shut up.
ZIDANE: Universe destroyer!
CLOUD TRIBAL: You wanna go see your brother!
ZIDANE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A/N: Ha ha...universe-destroyer, that's a nice catch phrase...
Anyway, please review!
