Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.

FF9: The Weakest Link

ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"! And in this round,
questions are from all RPG games. The team has ban-

VOICE: Stop! Stop right there!

ALL: Huh?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Nine! NINE! Only nine!

GARNET: What's he talking about?

VIVI: R-Reviews?

ZIDANE: Oh, shoot...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Face it, your groveling failed. Now, I must
carry out my solemn duty...

ALL: No! PLEASE!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Goodbye!

(CT shoots a beam into the fanfiction core)

(Psychotic music!)

ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Psychotic music stops)

ZIDANE: ...Are we dead?

CLOUD TRIBAL: No, I didn't use all of my power. I give this
universe...five minutes until it goes down.

DBZ-FANS: AUGH!

ALL but DBZ-FANS and CT: What?

DBZ-FANS: Nothing...(*coughcoughripoff!*)

CLOUD TRIBAL: So sue me.

DBZ-FANS: Okay...

CLOUD TRIBAL: NO! Not LITERALLY!

DBZ-FANS: Crap.

ANNE: Can we get on with the game?

ANNE: Zidane, since you were the strongest link from the last
round, you go first.

ZIDANE: I'm ready!

ANNE: Start the clock at 2:10!

ANNE: Zidane, what is Kid's weapon?

ZIDANE: Dagger!

ANNE: Correct. Garnet, what famous Final Fantasy character has his
own RPG and racing game?

GARNET: Chocobo!

CHOCO: Kweeeeeeeh!

ANNE: Correct. Vivi, what is the final boss of Chrono Trigger?

VIVI: L-Lavos?

ANNE: Correct! Quina, what is the first boss of FF4?

QUINA: Mist D.?

ANNE: Correct! Stiltzkin, who is the main character of Chrono Cross?

STILTZKIN: Serge.

ANNE: Correct! Brahne...

BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 25,000 gil)

BRAHNE: And for the last time, QUEEN Brahne!

ANNE: For the love of God, Shut UP!

ANNE: CT, why couldn't you have blasted her?

CLOUD TRIBAL: It wouldn't work, nothing can penetrate that
raw blubber.

ANNE: Okay...

ANNE: What is Lynx's weapon?

BRAHNE: ...Swallow!

ANNE: No, the correctanswer is Hook-Scythe-Thingy.

ANNE: Zidane, what is the term for a-

BUZZER: BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

ANNE: Time is up, I cannot complete the question.

ANNE: And team, in this round, you only managed to bank a
pitiful, degrading, worthless 25,000 gil!

ANNE: That money goes to the next round, one of you idiots will
not.

BRAHNE: Hey!

ANNE: Who is several gays short of a Kuja?

KUJA: Hey!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Didn't I send you to my Recycle Bin?

KUJA: Yeah, but I didn't like it there.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Then go to a place where you really belong!

(KUJA disappears)

ZIDANE: Where'd you send him?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Barney show.

(Heard from somewhere offscreen...)

BARNEY: Look kids, a new friend to play with!

KIDS: Yay! Another gay!

KUJA: ...Hey I kinda like this place.

ANNE: Vote already!

(Players vote...)

ANNE: Time is up, let's see the votes.

ZIDANE: Quina.

GARNET: Quina.

VIVI: Brahne.

QUINA: Brahne.

STILTZKIN: Quina.

BRAHNE: Quina.

ANNE: Well that the result. Brahne, you were the weakest link,
you should have been voted off!

ANNE: That would make me happy.

ANNE: But it's votes that count. Quina, with 4 votes, you
ARE the Weakest Link.

ANNE: Goodbye!

(Quina sniffs, then hops off the set)

Behind the set...

QUINA: NO! Where are I going get yummy-yummies now!

QUINA: Me think Brahne leave next, she fatter than me!

Back to the set...

ANNE: When we come back...

CLOUD TRIBAL: If we come back, there are only 2 minutes left.

ANNE: ..the five remaining players will try for more money.

ANNE: Okay.

ZIDANE: Hey CT, you know you forgot the disclaimer on the past
two chapters.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh really? Oops, I'll make up for it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Dragon Ball Z, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.

CLOUD TRIBAL: There. Happy?

ZIDANE: I'd be happier if you hadn't destroyed the universe...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Shut up.

ZIDANE: Universe destroyer!

CLOUD TRIBAL: You wanna go see your brother!

ZIDANE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

A/N: Ha ha...universe-destroyer, that's a nice catch phrase...
Anyway, please review!