Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.

ANNE: And welcome back to...

CLOUD TRIBAL: The end of the universe!

ANNE: WHAT!

CLOUD TRIBAL: The timer just reached zero!

ALL: Nooooooooooooooooo!

ZIDANE: Garnet, there were so many things I wanted to say to
you...to DO to you!

ALL but ZIDANE and GARNET: (sweatdrop) Ummmmmmmmmmmm...

GARNET: Oh it doesn't matter anymore Zidane! Take me now!

(ZIDANE and GARNET **** in the middle of the set.)

VIVI: Wow...this is fascinating!

BRAHNE: Ah...this reminds me of when I was young...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhh... please stop or I will have to change the
rating to NC-17...

ZIDANE and GARNET FANS: YEAH!!! GO! GO! GO!

(The universe begins to fade out)

VIVI: I-It's all over! Goodbye Zidane, Garnet, Quina, Freya, Fratley,
Ruby, Baku, Blank, Marcus, Cinna, Steiner, Beatrix, (gasp) Amarant,
Eiko, Mene, Choco, Brahne, Zorn, Thorn, myself, Quale, Stiltzkin,
Ragtime Mouse, Regent Cid, Lady Hilda, Grandma Pickle,
Haagen Pluto Knight, Doctor Tot, Queen Stella, M-

CLOUD TRIBAL: SHUT UP!

(Everything goes black, CLOUD TRIBAL is all that is left)

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Wow. I think that was a good idea!

CLOUD TRIBAL: It's so peaceful...

VOICE: We're still here!

CLOUD TRIBAL: WHAT!

(BARNEY, KIDS, and KUJA appear)

BARNEY: La la la! Now let's have some fun!

KIDS: Yay!

KUJA: We'll stick together for all eternity!

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...

CLOUD TRIBAL: In space, nobody can hear you scream.

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(CT snaps his fingers, universe is re-created)

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...Everything will be the way it was before the universe
ended...

CLOUD TRIBAL: They'll have no memories of this time line.

(CT sees ZIDANE and GARNET)

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ZIDANE: Huh?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, nothing...

ANNE: Now it's the next round. Zidane since you were
the strongest link from the last round, you go first again.

ZIDANE: Wait, is there some special category?

ANNE: How about anything I want?

ZIDANE: (sweatdrop) Okay...

ANNE: Start the clock!

ANNE: Zidane, what is the square root of 2802276?

ZIDANE: Uhh...wait, lemme think...okay...uh-huh...

STILTTZKIN: Get on with it!

ZIDANE: Carry the three...subtract five...1674?

ANNE: Oh my God, I don't believe it. Correct!

ZIDANE: YES! YES! YES! OH, YES!

ANNE: ...Garnet, what is the chemical formula for sulfuric acid?

GARNET: (Sniffing) Ah-ah-aachtoosofur!

ANNE: Correct!

GARNET: No that was a sneeze.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Give it to her. Aachtoosofur and H2SO4 sound alike.

ANNE: Okay...

ANNE: Vivi, what is the plot of Great Expectations?

VIVI: T-There is no plot because the book sucked?

ANNE: Correct!

ANNE: Stilzkin, why is the sky blue?

STILTZKIN: Water vapor!

ANNE: I...guess so. Correct!

ANNE: Brahne, what is your name?

BRAHNE: Uh...ummmmm...uhhh...

ALL: (sweatdrop)

BRAHNE: Uhhh...Queen Melissa Brahne!

ANNE: What?

ZIDANE: Melissa? HA HA HA HA HA!

GARNET: Mom? Melissa? Hee-hee, HA HA!

VIVI: M-M-Melissa? HAHAHAHA!

STILTZKIN: You can't be serious! Melissa? HA HA HA!

AUDIENCE: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Hee hee (snicker). Melissa, heh heh hee...

ANNE: Correct, anyway.

ANNE: Zidane, why did the chicken cross the road?

ZIDANE: To buy some porn!

ALL: (sweatdrop)

ANNE: Close enough. Correct!

ANNE: Garnet, why am I so mean?

GARNET: PMS?

ANNE: Correct! Vivi...

VIVI: B-Bank! (Savings: 100,000 gil)

BUZZER: BBBBBBBUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

ANNE: To save time, we'rejust going to kick Stiltzkin off the show
because he's not important!

STILTZKIN: What the!

ANNE: Goodbye!

(Stiltzkin storms off the stage)

Behind the set...

STILTZKIN: God, I HATE her. How am I gonna go on journeys now?

RANDOM PASSERBY: Hey buddy, got anything to sell?

STILTZKIN: Well, I have this crack cocaine...

RANDOM PASSERBY: I'll take it!

STILTZKIN: Thanks buddy. With this money I can continue my journey.

Back on the set...

ANNE: We'll be back!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Goodbye, everyo-

(BARNEY, KIDS and KUJA enter)

BARNEY, KIDS, KUJA: Hi everyone!

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY FREAKS!

CLOUD TRIBAL: DIE, GAY FREAKS!

(CT utterly blasts them out of existence!)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew!

(Digidestined appear)

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MORE GAY FREAKS!

(CT kills brown spiky haired kid with goggles, and his blue friend!)

CLOUD TRIBAL: You were the gayest!

(CT kills blue haired punker and his friend!)

CLOUD TRIBAL: WHAHAHAHAHA! DIE DIGI-GAYS!

(CT kills all digidestined)

CLOUD TRIBAL: WHAHAHAHAHA!

BAKU: GWAHAHAHAHA!

A/N: Wrote after eating Taco Bell. Excessively strange, I know.
If you're a Digimon fan (and I KNOW you're out there...) please
don't hate me. Instead, review! It's much more peaceful...