Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.

Behind the set...

GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: What's the meaning of that last chapter?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Wha?

GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You killed all those gays.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...that...heh-heh...well...

GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You better have a good explanation...

CLOUD TRIBAL: Umm...it was just a joke...

GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

BARNEY: Hello!

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I KILLED YOU!

BARNEY: My love for everyone never dies!

CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(CT sends GRA to BARNEY)

BARNEY: Wow, a new friend!

GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Hey, my idol and hero!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Better bring the gays back so I don't get in MORE
trouble...

(CT brings back Digidestined)

DAVIS: Thanks, man!

(CT shudders uncontrollably)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhh...you're welcome, now get OUT OF MY FIC!

(Digidestined leave)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Hope I NEVER see them again...

Back to the set...

ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!

ANNE: Now team, you have four people left. Let's get started!

ZIDANE: Are questions still whatever you want?

ANNE: YES.

ZIDANE: Okay...

ANNE: Start the clock. Zidane, why don't you need a reason to help people?

ZIDANE: Because you don't. It's a sign of virtue and good ethics,
plus it's morally stimulating. If someone were to...

ANNE: SHUT UP! I'll take it. Correct!

ANNE: Garnet, why are you a princess?

GARNET: I am.

ANNE: Correct!

ANNE: Vivi, how do you know we exist?

VIVI: Maybe we don't exist?

ANNE: Correct!

ANNE: Brahne, why are you so large?

BRAHNE: Got a problem?

ANNE: Uhhh...no, it's just a question...

BRAHNE: Well, it all started when I was young. My mother always spoiled me, I being the
princess and all. Then, I had to walk 5 miles in the snow to...

ANNE: Fine. Correct!

ANNE: Zidane, what is the meaning of life?

ZIDANE: Porn and beer!

ANNE: (sweatdrop) Okay...

ANNE: Garnet, what is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

CLOUD TRIBAL: And YES, that IS a word...

GARNET: Uhh...black...black lung?

ANNE: Wow. Correct!

ANNE: Vivi, what is 1+1?

VIVI: The linear model 1+1 is also equal to the square root of 4,
the algebraic expression 2x=4 where x is the standard byproduct of
a quadratic coefficient with all matrices balanced by using the
trinomial:(3x squared)+4x=16 when the equation is factored by...

ALL: (sweatdrop)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Ack...techno-babble...makes no sense whatsoever...

VIVI: ...And therefore, the final answer is 2.

ANNE: Correct!

ZIDANE: Wow, and he said that in perfect English!

ANNE: Brahne...

BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 100,000 gil)

ANNE: W-

BUZZER: BBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

ANNE: If that buzzer interrupts me ONE MORE TIME...

ANNE: Oh...uh...vote now!

(Players vote...)

ANNE: Times up, let's see the votes...

ZIDANE: Brahne.

GARNET: Vivi.

VIVI: Garnet.

BRAHNE: Garnet.

ANNE: Brahne, why did you vote for Garnet?

BRAHNE: She...she always hated me! I wasn't...GOOD enough for her! She
always siad her real mother was better and I came in...dead last!

BRAHNE: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

(Room floods)

CLOUD TRIBAL: ACK!

(CT snaps fingers, water drains down a convienently created drain)

ANNE: Well, Garnet, goodbye!

(Garnet walks off the stage)

Behind the set...

GARNET: I didn't really mind losing. I mean, I'm the queen of Alexandria! I can
have whatever I ask for. I could...

GARNET: Wait...forget what I was about to say. (blushes)

GARNET: I think Zidane will go next because he can't bear to be
anywhere without me.

Back on the set...

ANNE: When we come back, the three remaining characters will try and gain control
of the nuclear ICBMs!

CLOUD TRIBAL: THAT wasn't in the script...

ANNE: Oops, I mean money!

ZIDANE: Why not an ICBM?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't ask questions, or you'll be seeing your brother.

ZIDANE: Please, NO! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE...

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