Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
Behind the set...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: What's the meaning of that last chapter?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Wha?
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You killed all those gays.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...that...heh-heh...well...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You better have a good explanation...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Umm...it was just a joke...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
BARNEY: Hello!
CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I KILLED YOU!
BARNEY: My love for everyone never dies!
CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(CT sends GRA to BARNEY)
BARNEY: Wow, a new friend!
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Hey, my idol and hero!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Better bring the gays back so I don't get in MORE
trouble...
(CT brings back Digidestined)
DAVIS: Thanks, man!
(CT shudders uncontrollably)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhh...you're welcome, now get OUT OF MY FIC!
(Digidestined leave)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hope I NEVER see them again...
Back to the set...
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
ANNE: Now team, you have four people left. Let's get started!
ZIDANE: Are questions still whatever you want?
ANNE: YES.
ZIDANE: Okay...
ANNE: Start the clock. Zidane, why don't you need a reason to help people?
ZIDANE: Because you don't. It's a sign of virtue and good ethics,
plus it's morally stimulating. If someone were to...
ANNE: SHUT UP! I'll take it. Correct!
ANNE: Garnet, why are you a princess?
GARNET: I am.
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Vivi, how do you know we exist?
VIVI: Maybe we don't exist?
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, why are you so large?
BRAHNE: Got a problem?
ANNE: Uhhh...no, it's just a question...
BRAHNE: Well, it all started when I was young. My mother always spoiled me, I being the
princess and all. Then, I had to walk 5 miles in the snow to...
ANNE: Fine. Correct!
ANNE: Zidane, what is the meaning of life?
ZIDANE: Porn and beer!
ANNE: (sweatdrop) Okay...
ANNE: Garnet, what is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
CLOUD TRIBAL: And YES, that IS a word...
GARNET: Uhh...black...black lung?
ANNE: Wow. Correct!
ANNE: Vivi, what is 1+1?
VIVI: The linear model 1+1 is also equal to the square root of 4,
the algebraic expression 2x=4 where x is the standard byproduct of
a quadratic coefficient with all matrices balanced by using the
trinomial:(3x squared)+4x=16 when the equation is factored by...
ALL: (sweatdrop)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ack...techno-babble...makes no sense whatsoever...
VIVI: ...And therefore, the final answer is 2.
ANNE: Correct!
ZIDANE: Wow, and he said that in perfect English!
ANNE: Brahne...
BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 100,000 gil)
ANNE: W-
BUZZER: BBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
ANNE: If that buzzer interrupts me ONE MORE TIME...
ANNE: Oh...uh...vote now!
(Players vote...)
ANNE: Times up, let's see the votes...
ZIDANE: Brahne.
GARNET: Vivi.
VIVI: Garnet.
BRAHNE: Garnet.
ANNE: Brahne, why did you vote for Garnet?
BRAHNE: She...she always hated me! I wasn't...GOOD enough for her! She
always siad her real mother was better and I came in...dead last!
BRAHNE: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(Room floods)
CLOUD TRIBAL: ACK!
(CT snaps fingers, water drains down a convienently created drain)
ANNE: Well, Garnet, goodbye!
(Garnet walks off the stage)
Behind the set...
GARNET: I didn't really mind losing. I mean, I'm the queen of Alexandria! I can
have whatever I ask for. I could...
GARNET: Wait...forget what I was about to say. (blushes)
GARNET: I think Zidane will go next because he can't bear to be
anywhere without me.
Back on the set...
ANNE: When we come back, the three remaining characters will try and gain control
of the nuclear ICBMs!
CLOUD TRIBAL: THAT wasn't in the script...
ANNE: Oops, I mean money!
ZIDANE: Why not an ICBM?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't ask questions, or you'll be seeing your brother.
ZIDANE: Please, NO! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE...
A/N: Reviewing time! See, just look down there...below this note! Yeah, there!
Fill it out! NOW!
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
Behind the set...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: What's the meaning of that last chapter?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Wha?
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You killed all those gays.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...that...heh-heh...well...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: You better have a good explanation...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Umm...it was just a joke...
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
BARNEY: Hello!
CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I KILLED YOU!
BARNEY: My love for everyone never dies!
CLOUD TRIBAL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(CT sends GRA to BARNEY)
BARNEY: Wow, a new friend!
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Hey, my idol and hero!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Better bring the gays back so I don't get in MORE
trouble...
(CT brings back Digidestined)
DAVIS: Thanks, man!
(CT shudders uncontrollably)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhh...you're welcome, now get OUT OF MY FIC!
(Digidestined leave)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hope I NEVER see them again...
Back to the set...
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
ANNE: Now team, you have four people left. Let's get started!
ZIDANE: Are questions still whatever you want?
ANNE: YES.
ZIDANE: Okay...
ANNE: Start the clock. Zidane, why don't you need a reason to help people?
ZIDANE: Because you don't. It's a sign of virtue and good ethics,
plus it's morally stimulating. If someone were to...
ANNE: SHUT UP! I'll take it. Correct!
ANNE: Garnet, why are you a princess?
GARNET: I am.
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Vivi, how do you know we exist?
VIVI: Maybe we don't exist?
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, why are you so large?
BRAHNE: Got a problem?
ANNE: Uhhh...no, it's just a question...
BRAHNE: Well, it all started when I was young. My mother always spoiled me, I being the
princess and all. Then, I had to walk 5 miles in the snow to...
ANNE: Fine. Correct!
ANNE: Zidane, what is the meaning of life?
ZIDANE: Porn and beer!
ANNE: (sweatdrop) Okay...
ANNE: Garnet, what is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
CLOUD TRIBAL: And YES, that IS a word...
GARNET: Uhh...black...black lung?
ANNE: Wow. Correct!
ANNE: Vivi, what is 1+1?
VIVI: The linear model 1+1 is also equal to the square root of 4,
the algebraic expression 2x=4 where x is the standard byproduct of
a quadratic coefficient with all matrices balanced by using the
trinomial:(3x squared)+4x=16 when the equation is factored by...
ALL: (sweatdrop)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ack...techno-babble...makes no sense whatsoever...
VIVI: ...And therefore, the final answer is 2.
ANNE: Correct!
ZIDANE: Wow, and he said that in perfect English!
ANNE: Brahne...
BRAHNE: Bank! (Savings: 100,000 gil)
ANNE: W-
BUZZER: BBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
ANNE: If that buzzer interrupts me ONE MORE TIME...
ANNE: Oh...uh...vote now!
(Players vote...)
ANNE: Times up, let's see the votes...
ZIDANE: Brahne.
GARNET: Vivi.
VIVI: Garnet.
BRAHNE: Garnet.
ANNE: Brahne, why did you vote for Garnet?
BRAHNE: She...she always hated me! I wasn't...GOOD enough for her! She
always siad her real mother was better and I came in...dead last!
BRAHNE: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(Room floods)
CLOUD TRIBAL: ACK!
(CT snaps fingers, water drains down a convienently created drain)
ANNE: Well, Garnet, goodbye!
(Garnet walks off the stage)
Behind the set...
GARNET: I didn't really mind losing. I mean, I'm the queen of Alexandria! I can
have whatever I ask for. I could...
GARNET: Wait...forget what I was about to say. (blushes)
GARNET: I think Zidane will go next because he can't bear to be
anywhere without me.
Back on the set...
ANNE: When we come back, the three remaining characters will try and gain control
of the nuclear ICBMs!
CLOUD TRIBAL: THAT wasn't in the script...
ANNE: Oops, I mean money!
ZIDANE: Why not an ICBM?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't ask questions, or you'll be seeing your brother.
ZIDANE: Please, NO! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE...
A/N: Reviewing time! See, just look down there...below this note! Yeah, there!
Fill it out! NOW!
