Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Sigh...
ALL: Eh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: I...I gotta destroy something!
ZIDANE: What?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Everything I've destroyed in this fanfic I've had
to bring back! I gotta destroy something!
(CT snaps fingers, disappears)
ZIDANE: There he goes...
(Meanwhile, on the Outer Continent...)
AMARANT: Oh yeah, I'm cool...
(CT appears in front of him)
CLOUD TRIBAL: A victim!
(Psychotic music!)
(CT blasts Amarant's head off)
AMARANT: Hey I'm too cool to die! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hmmm...I wanted something more...dramatic...
(CT rewinds time to where he was about to kill Amarant)
(Psychotic music!)
CLOUD TRIBAL: DIE!
(CT blasts Amarant again, but suddenly a cliif appears behind him,
he flies off)
AMARANT: Hey I'm too cool to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(Amarant goes splat on the jagged edges below, ravens come and pick
away his flesh, then the bones blow away and catch fire)
CLOUD TRIBAL: That's perfect!
(ZIDANE LEONHEART appears)
ZIDANE LEONHEART: That was mean...and overly dramatic
CLOUD TRIBAL: Quiet. It's MY fic, remember?
(ZL exits)
(CT snaps fingers, goes back to set)
ANNE: Ummm...Zidane, just go first.
ANNE: Start the clock!
ANNE: Zidane, was World War 2 won by South Africa or Vietnam?
ZIDANE: The heck?
ANNE: No, the answer is the Allies.
ANNE: Vivi, what is the square root of -1?
VIVI: Uhhhh...1?
ANNE: No, there is no answer.
ANNE: Brahne, why do we exist?
BRAHNE: Because...hey, didn't you already ask this question?
ANNE: No, the answer is because we do.
ANNE: Zidane, what is my last name?
ZIDANE: Robinson?
ANNE: No, the answer is Robinson.
ZIDANE: Uggggggh...
VIVI: She's cheating...
ANNE: Vivi, what is the purpose of reading this?
VIVI: Humor?
ANNE: Correct, but you don't get any money.
VIVI: W-WHAT!
ANNE: And now the round's over.
ZIDANE: WWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!
ANNE: You won absoulutely nothing!
ANNE: In fact, you're so bad, I'm going to take away the money
you've already won!
BRAHNE: You can't do that!
ANNE: Ah, but I-
(Anne's eyes glaze over and she stands straight and rigid)
ANNE: NO NEVER MIND. YOU WILL KEEP THE MONEY AND GET 125,000 GIL FROM
THIS ROUND. I APOLOGIZE.
(CT is waving his hands around)
CLOUD TRIBAL: It's fun being the author!
ALL: Uhhh...
ANNE: VOTE NOW.
(Players vote...)
ANNE: LET'S SEE WHO HAS TO LEAVE...
ZIDANE: Zidane.
VIVI: Z-Zidane.
BRAHNE: Zidane.
ANNE: (effect wears off) Zidane, WHY on EARTH did you
vote for yourself?
ZIDANE: Garnet got voted off, I can't stand being without
her.
ANNE: Fine, idiot. Goodbye!
(Zidane begins to walk off, then...)
ZIDANE: Wait, do we actually WIN the money?
ANNE: (sweatdrop) Of course, this is a game show.
ZIDANE: Wait! I wanna stay now! I WANT MONEY! I WANNA STAY!
(Security guards enter and drag Zidane away)
ZIDANE: I WANT THE MONEY! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP...
Behind the set...
ZIDANE: God, I was SO STUPID! Man, noqw I'm really down...
STILTZKIN: Hey, buddy, want this keg of 100% hard alcohol?
ZIDANE: Sure!
STILTZKIN: Thanks buddy. With this money I can continue my journey.
ZIDANE: Glug glug...
Back to the set...
ANNE: When we return...
(ZIDANE enters, drunk)
ZIDANE: Wwoooooooooooo...buuutterfwiesssh...
ANNE: WHAT THE!
CLOUD TRIBAL: This wasn't in the script...
ZIDANE: Wheeeeeeeeee...don't go sssshhhhho fassht, rollercosshter!
CLOUD TRIBAL: DEFINITELY not in the script...
ZIDANE: Ohh...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(ZIDANE vomits!)
VIVIL: G-Gross!
ZIDANE: Hic. I shhpat it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall up.
(ZIDANE passes out)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ugh...everyone wants to ruin my fic.
ANNE: When we come back, and the mess is cleaned up...
ANNE: The two contestants will go for it all!
AUDIENCE: YEAH!
ANNE: So c'mon back, ya'hear!
ANNE: Wait...that wasn't very British...
CLOUD TRIBAL: UGH...
AMARANT-FANS: HEY, THERE HE IS!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, God...
A/N: Thank to my friend Zidane Leonheart for his cameo! Maybe I'll put
in more cameos! Or not! But one thing's for sure, I NEED reviews to help
me determine who will win: Vivi or Brahne! So come back later! PLEASE!
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
ANNE: And welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Sigh...
ALL: Eh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: I...I gotta destroy something!
ZIDANE: What?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Everything I've destroyed in this fanfic I've had
to bring back! I gotta destroy something!
(CT snaps fingers, disappears)
ZIDANE: There he goes...
(Meanwhile, on the Outer Continent...)
AMARANT: Oh yeah, I'm cool...
(CT appears in front of him)
CLOUD TRIBAL: A victim!
(Psychotic music!)
(CT blasts Amarant's head off)
AMARANT: Hey I'm too cool to die! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hmmm...I wanted something more...dramatic...
(CT rewinds time to where he was about to kill Amarant)
(Psychotic music!)
CLOUD TRIBAL: DIE!
(CT blasts Amarant again, but suddenly a cliif appears behind him,
he flies off)
AMARANT: Hey I'm too cool to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(Amarant goes splat on the jagged edges below, ravens come and pick
away his flesh, then the bones blow away and catch fire)
CLOUD TRIBAL: That's perfect!
(ZIDANE LEONHEART appears)
ZIDANE LEONHEART: That was mean...and overly dramatic
CLOUD TRIBAL: Quiet. It's MY fic, remember?
(ZL exits)
(CT snaps fingers, goes back to set)
ANNE: Ummm...Zidane, just go first.
ANNE: Start the clock!
ANNE: Zidane, was World War 2 won by South Africa or Vietnam?
ZIDANE: The heck?
ANNE: No, the answer is the Allies.
ANNE: Vivi, what is the square root of -1?
VIVI: Uhhhh...1?
ANNE: No, there is no answer.
ANNE: Brahne, why do we exist?
BRAHNE: Because...hey, didn't you already ask this question?
ANNE: No, the answer is because we do.
ANNE: Zidane, what is my last name?
ZIDANE: Robinson?
ANNE: No, the answer is Robinson.
ZIDANE: Uggggggh...
VIVI: She's cheating...
ANNE: Vivi, what is the purpose of reading this?
VIVI: Humor?
ANNE: Correct, but you don't get any money.
VIVI: W-WHAT!
ANNE: And now the round's over.
ZIDANE: WWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!
ANNE: You won absoulutely nothing!
ANNE: In fact, you're so bad, I'm going to take away the money
you've already won!
BRAHNE: You can't do that!
ANNE: Ah, but I-
(Anne's eyes glaze over and she stands straight and rigid)
ANNE: NO NEVER MIND. YOU WILL KEEP THE MONEY AND GET 125,000 GIL FROM
THIS ROUND. I APOLOGIZE.
(CT is waving his hands around)
CLOUD TRIBAL: It's fun being the author!
ALL: Uhhh...
ANNE: VOTE NOW.
(Players vote...)
ANNE: LET'S SEE WHO HAS TO LEAVE...
ZIDANE: Zidane.
VIVI: Z-Zidane.
BRAHNE: Zidane.
ANNE: (effect wears off) Zidane, WHY on EARTH did you
vote for yourself?
ZIDANE: Garnet got voted off, I can't stand being without
her.
ANNE: Fine, idiot. Goodbye!
(Zidane begins to walk off, then...)
ZIDANE: Wait, do we actually WIN the money?
ANNE: (sweatdrop) Of course, this is a game show.
ZIDANE: Wait! I wanna stay now! I WANT MONEY! I WANNA STAY!
(Security guards enter and drag Zidane away)
ZIDANE: I WANT THE MONEY! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP...
Behind the set...
ZIDANE: God, I was SO STUPID! Man, noqw I'm really down...
STILTZKIN: Hey, buddy, want this keg of 100% hard alcohol?
ZIDANE: Sure!
STILTZKIN: Thanks buddy. With this money I can continue my journey.
ZIDANE: Glug glug...
Back to the set...
ANNE: When we return...
(ZIDANE enters, drunk)
ZIDANE: Wwoooooooooooo...buuutterfwiesssh...
ANNE: WHAT THE!
CLOUD TRIBAL: This wasn't in the script...
ZIDANE: Wheeeeeeeeee...don't go sssshhhhho fassht, rollercosshter!
CLOUD TRIBAL: DEFINITELY not in the script...
ZIDANE: Ohh...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(ZIDANE vomits!)
VIVIL: G-Gross!
ZIDANE: Hic. I shhpat it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall up.
(ZIDANE passes out)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ugh...everyone wants to ruin my fic.
ANNE: When we come back, and the mess is cleaned up...
ANNE: The two contestants will go for it all!
AUDIENCE: YEAH!
ANNE: So c'mon back, ya'hear!
ANNE: Wait...that wasn't very British...
CLOUD TRIBAL: UGH...
AMARANT-FANS: HEY, THERE HE IS!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, God...
A/N: Thank to my friend Zidane Leonheart for his cameo! Maybe I'll put
in more cameos! Or not! But one thing's for sure, I NEED reviews to help
me determine who will win: Vivi or Brahne! So come back later! PLEASE!
