Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, The Weakest Link,
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
ANNE: It's time for the final round of "The Weakesr Link"!
AUDIENCE: YAY!
ANNE: The players can earn double the banks in this round!
Behind the set...
AMARANT-FANS: Get him!
CLOUD TRIBAL: It figures.
(CT brings back Amarant)
AMARANT: Wha?
AMARANT-FANS: That's better (leave)
(CT kills Amarant)
AMARANT: Guuuuuaaaaaaahh...
AMARANT-FANS: (return) What was that?
CLOD TRIBAL: Crap! (Ducks behind Amarant's body and holds him up)
CLOUD TRIBAL: (In dorky voice) Hi, it's me Amarant! I'm so cool!
AMARANT-FANS: That's our Ammy! (leave)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew...
Back on the set...
ANNE: Let's begin...Start the clock!
ANNE: Vivi, what is the answer to all the questions I'm going to ask?
VIVI: Uhhh...one?
ANNE: Correct! Brahne, what is two minus one?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct.
(Zidane suddenly enters)
ZIDANE: Ooooh...hangover...
ANNE: Get OFF the set, loser!
ZIDANE: Glurgh...fine...burp...
(Zidane exits)
ANNE: Okay...Vivi, what is one squared?
VIVI: One?
ANNE: Correct. Brahne, what is zero plus one?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct! Vivi, what will the winner say after this is over?
VIVI: Uhhh...I one?
ANNE: Correct!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uggghhh...bad pun alert...
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Hey! I'm making another cameo!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Quiet, thou cameo, and sit down.
(ZL sits)
ANNE: Brahne, how many letters are in my middle initial?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct! Vivi...
VIVI: B-Bank! (Savings: 50,000x2=100,000 gil)
ANNE: What is the-
BUZZER: BBBBUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: Time is up. And you got 100,000 gil in this round.
ANNE: Is it just me, or is that excessively stupid of you?
ANNE: Well, it's time for the final round. Questions will be
based on what the author wants them too be.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Hey, don't you make up the questions?
ANNE: Yes, but the author tells me what to say.
ANNE: Vivi or Brahne. One will walk away with 680,000 gil.
ANNE: The other will leave with nothing! Nada! Zippo! Let's begin!
ANNE: Vivi, what is the author's favorite anime?
VIVI: Ohhh...I know this one! Dragon Ball Z!
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, how long does it take to write these fanfics?
BRAHNE: Seven days?
ANNE: No, approximately one hour.
ANNE: Vivi, what is the author's pen name?
VIVI: CLoud Tribal!
ANNE: Correct!
BRAHNE: Hey! You're giving him the easy ones!
ANNE: Brahne, can you shut up?
BRAHNE: No!
ANNE: Correct!
VIVI: WHAT!
ANNE: The score is Vivi:2 Brahne:1
ANNE: Vivi, what does the author want to write after this?
VIVI: Ummm...FF9:The Weakest Link 2?
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, you must get this correct in order to stay in the game.
ANNE: What is the author's last name?
BRAHNE: How the **** am I supposed to know?
ANNE: No, the correct answer is ________.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Can't release my name over the Internet.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: His name is...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Will you be quiet about that!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: What?
CLOUD TRIBAL: No one must know I am actually George W. Bush...
ALL: (sweatdrop)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Just joking.
ALL: Phew.
ANNE: Okay, Vivi won.
VIVI: OOOOOOOOOOOOH, YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
BRAHNE: *************************!
ANNE: Both of you, get out.
VIVI: B-But my money...
ANNE: I DON'T CARE! The money is MINE!
VIVI: Buh-buh-buh...
ANNE: Quiet, knave! Or you shall see my hidden form!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I'm not sure, was this in the script?
ALL: (fall over anime style)
CLOUD TRIBAL: I guess not.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: She's actually a demon?
(Anne glows with black energy and dissapears)
VOICE: I am Satanne, the true form of Anne Robinson.
SATANNE: I will take the money and destroy this pathetic
fanfic and then the universe.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hey, *****! No one calls my fanfic pathetic!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: I KNEW she was a demon!
VIVI: I'm getting my money!
SATANNE: Ha ha. You fools think you can beat me?
CLOUD TRIBAL: In my fanfic, anything can happen!
Will Satanne's dark plot be foiled? Will Vivi get his money?
What about the rest of the characters? Will any fanfic by CT
ever contain any shred of sanity? Find out in the exciting
conclusion of FF9: The Weakest Link!
A\N: I don't have anything against Anne Robinson, I just had to
do something. Also, I am NOT George W. Bush! SO don't believe
that! Okay? Just review!
Digimon, or any characters or things related to the
aforementioned. If I DID one any one of these, I'd probably
be excessively rich, and also indirectly own half the Internet
because of fansites and fanfiction.
ANNE: It's time for the final round of "The Weakesr Link"!
AUDIENCE: YAY!
ANNE: The players can earn double the banks in this round!
Behind the set...
AMARANT-FANS: Get him!
CLOUD TRIBAL: It figures.
(CT brings back Amarant)
AMARANT: Wha?
AMARANT-FANS: That's better (leave)
(CT kills Amarant)
AMARANT: Guuuuuaaaaaaahh...
AMARANT-FANS: (return) What was that?
CLOD TRIBAL: Crap! (Ducks behind Amarant's body and holds him up)
CLOUD TRIBAL: (In dorky voice) Hi, it's me Amarant! I'm so cool!
AMARANT-FANS: That's our Ammy! (leave)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew...
Back on the set...
ANNE: Let's begin...Start the clock!
ANNE: Vivi, what is the answer to all the questions I'm going to ask?
VIVI: Uhhh...one?
ANNE: Correct! Brahne, what is two minus one?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct.
(Zidane suddenly enters)
ZIDANE: Ooooh...hangover...
ANNE: Get OFF the set, loser!
ZIDANE: Glurgh...fine...burp...
(Zidane exits)
ANNE: Okay...Vivi, what is one squared?
VIVI: One?
ANNE: Correct. Brahne, what is zero plus one?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct! Vivi, what will the winner say after this is over?
VIVI: Uhhh...I one?
ANNE: Correct!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uggghhh...bad pun alert...
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Hey! I'm making another cameo!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Quiet, thou cameo, and sit down.
(ZL sits)
ANNE: Brahne, how many letters are in my middle initial?
BRAHNE: One?
ANNE: Correct! Vivi...
VIVI: B-Bank! (Savings: 50,000x2=100,000 gil)
ANNE: What is the-
BUZZER: BBBBUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: Time is up. And you got 100,000 gil in this round.
ANNE: Is it just me, or is that excessively stupid of you?
ANNE: Well, it's time for the final round. Questions will be
based on what the author wants them too be.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Hey, don't you make up the questions?
ANNE: Yes, but the author tells me what to say.
ANNE: Vivi or Brahne. One will walk away with 680,000 gil.
ANNE: The other will leave with nothing! Nada! Zippo! Let's begin!
ANNE: Vivi, what is the author's favorite anime?
VIVI: Ohhh...I know this one! Dragon Ball Z!
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, how long does it take to write these fanfics?
BRAHNE: Seven days?
ANNE: No, approximately one hour.
ANNE: Vivi, what is the author's pen name?
VIVI: CLoud Tribal!
ANNE: Correct!
BRAHNE: Hey! You're giving him the easy ones!
ANNE: Brahne, can you shut up?
BRAHNE: No!
ANNE: Correct!
VIVI: WHAT!
ANNE: The score is Vivi:2 Brahne:1
ANNE: Vivi, what does the author want to write after this?
VIVI: Ummm...FF9:The Weakest Link 2?
ANNE: Correct!
ANNE: Brahne, you must get this correct in order to stay in the game.
ANNE: What is the author's last name?
BRAHNE: How the **** am I supposed to know?
ANNE: No, the correct answer is ________.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Can't release my name over the Internet.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: His name is...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Will you be quiet about that!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: What?
CLOUD TRIBAL: No one must know I am actually George W. Bush...
ALL: (sweatdrop)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Just joking.
ALL: Phew.
ANNE: Okay, Vivi won.
VIVI: OOOOOOOOOOOOH, YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
BRAHNE: *************************!
ANNE: Both of you, get out.
VIVI: B-But my money...
ANNE: I DON'T CARE! The money is MINE!
VIVI: Buh-buh-buh...
ANNE: Quiet, knave! Or you shall see my hidden form!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I'm not sure, was this in the script?
ALL: (fall over anime style)
CLOUD TRIBAL: I guess not.
ZIDANE LEONHEART: She's actually a demon?
(Anne glows with black energy and dissapears)
VOICE: I am Satanne, the true form of Anne Robinson.
SATANNE: I will take the money and destroy this pathetic
fanfic and then the universe.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hey, *****! No one calls my fanfic pathetic!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: I KNEW she was a demon!
VIVI: I'm getting my money!
SATANNE: Ha ha. You fools think you can beat me?
CLOUD TRIBAL: In my fanfic, anything can happen!
Will Satanne's dark plot be foiled? Will Vivi get his money?
What about the rest of the characters? Will any fanfic by CT
ever contain any shred of sanity? Find out in the exciting
conclusion of FF9: The Weakest Link!
A\N: I don't have anything against Anne Robinson, I just had to
do something. Also, I am NOT George W. Bush! SO don't believe
that! Okay? Just review!
