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Hey!
Once again, Cyclops managed to produce more children from alternate universes
without getting his weenie dunked, but that had nothing, well, almost nothing
to do with the day that Rogue had.
Wolverine's shower had broken, so for reasons completely unfathonable to anybody,
except Psylocke, whom had "introduced" the idea to Wolverine's unconsious mind,
He went to shower in Rogues. Then, Logan decided to shave his back, legs,
chest and... other parts, and left the hair plastered to the Shower wall, floor and even
managed to gunk the toilet. Because his hair grew back at an expotental rate, no one
save a genetic test could prove it was him.
Psylocke got to do this because Wolverine didn't have enough bid points in Dom
to win the paper rock sissor throw. You'all whom know what I'm talking about
can explain it to me later. So anyways after Rogue stepped into a huge, damp,
smelly pile of armpit hair, she ordered the genetic test done and Beast
complied, because Rogue forgot to put clothes on after the horrifing incident.
Then her date, Egon, from the GhostBusters insisted upon getting paranormal
readings from the campus instead of going out to eat at ChezTaco.
Anyways, Peter came along and kept hitting on Kitty untill she phased through
the wall and they used the whole shebang to nab her and put her in the containment unit.
So then Rogue had to learn a trait from Jean to mindwipe them into
forgeting they let Kitty go, aw heck, Jean was passed out of Snickers
so Rogue had to tap Jean's over sugared body and borrow her powers.
Then she ran around New York all hyper and knocking down lamp posts
all army like for fun. Because she physically looked like Jean for a bit,
Cyclops came and planted a huge kiss on those wet lips and fainted.
Then true to comicdom fashion, or at least edited Dragon Ball Z fashion, that
kiss got Rogue pregnant. Cyclops got pregnant too, so did Jean, Gambit
and Arti, Leach's friend. Then Wolverine started puking and wanting popcorn and candybars.
But, all of this was just another one of Psylockes mind tricks, Except the whole Egon thing.
So anyways, later, with Jean's telekinetic abilities still Rogues to command,
Remy didn't stand a chance and in the morning he was a changed man. He ran from
women everywhere and joined a french circus and ate crawdads for a living
sence Ozzy had the whole head biting thing down. Wolverine also got a part time
job as "Worlds Hariest Man" sence they wouldn't accept Beast because a chemical accident
made his hair and Blue wasn't the proper colour for a job.
So Beast sulked and messed up the genetic test because a piece of his hair got mixed up
with the test batch and forgot that you shouldn't wear white in a swimming pool.. ever.
After Jubilee started eyeing him greedly and Cyclops strutted around in a proud,
manly fashion, the test results came back to say a dog was the culpret.
Rogue spent the next several days camping out to catch this monster dog,
and yet, every day, her shower grew more hairy untill Storm threw a fit
and cleaned it.
So Rogue borrowed Beast's for a night so that he could deal with the dog
and felt a body snuggle in with her saying "I know what you've been wanting, Henry."
After it turned out to be the Professor, Rogue shreaked out of bed and
Paper rock sissored the crap outta Psylocke and went back to bed.
In the morning, she forgot where she was and wandered into Bishops room to see
him freaking Deathbird. Thinking nothing of this, she sat down to eat her over sweetened
cerial, grits, eggs, sausage, lamb, rattlesnake and ham, while Beast ate his cream of wheat.
The End.
Hey!
Once again, Cyclops managed to produce more children from alternate universes
without getting his weenie dunked, but that had nothing, well, almost nothing
to do with the day that Rogue had.
Wolverine's shower had broken, so for reasons completely unfathonable to anybody,
except Psylocke, whom had "introduced" the idea to Wolverine's unconsious mind,
He went to shower in Rogues. Then, Logan decided to shave his back, legs,
chest and... other parts, and left the hair plastered to the Shower wall, floor and even
managed to gunk the toilet. Because his hair grew back at an expotental rate, no one
save a genetic test could prove it was him.
Psylocke got to do this because Wolverine didn't have enough bid points in Dom
to win the paper rock sissor throw. You'all whom know what I'm talking about
can explain it to me later. So anyways after Rogue stepped into a huge, damp,
smelly pile of armpit hair, she ordered the genetic test done and Beast
complied, because Rogue forgot to put clothes on after the horrifing incident.
Then her date, Egon, from the GhostBusters insisted upon getting paranormal
readings from the campus instead of going out to eat at ChezTaco.
Anyways, Peter came along and kept hitting on Kitty untill she phased through
the wall and they used the whole shebang to nab her and put her in the containment unit.
So then Rogue had to learn a trait from Jean to mindwipe them into
forgeting they let Kitty go, aw heck, Jean was passed out of Snickers
so Rogue had to tap Jean's over sugared body and borrow her powers.
Then she ran around New York all hyper and knocking down lamp posts
all army like for fun. Because she physically looked like Jean for a bit,
Cyclops came and planted a huge kiss on those wet lips and fainted.
Then true to comicdom fashion, or at least edited Dragon Ball Z fashion, that
kiss got Rogue pregnant. Cyclops got pregnant too, so did Jean, Gambit
and Arti, Leach's friend. Then Wolverine started puking and wanting popcorn and candybars.
But, all of this was just another one of Psylockes mind tricks, Except the whole Egon thing.
So anyways, later, with Jean's telekinetic abilities still Rogues to command,
Remy didn't stand a chance and in the morning he was a changed man. He ran from
women everywhere and joined a french circus and ate crawdads for a living
sence Ozzy had the whole head biting thing down. Wolverine also got a part time
job as "Worlds Hariest Man" sence they wouldn't accept Beast because a chemical accident
made his hair and Blue wasn't the proper colour for a job.
So Beast sulked and messed up the genetic test because a piece of his hair got mixed up
with the test batch and forgot that you shouldn't wear white in a swimming pool.. ever.
After Jubilee started eyeing him greedly and Cyclops strutted around in a proud,
manly fashion, the test results came back to say a dog was the culpret.
Rogue spent the next several days camping out to catch this monster dog,
and yet, every day, her shower grew more hairy untill Storm threw a fit
and cleaned it.
So Rogue borrowed Beast's for a night so that he could deal with the dog
and felt a body snuggle in with her saying "I know what you've been wanting, Henry."
After it turned out to be the Professor, Rogue shreaked out of bed and
Paper rock sissored the crap outta Psylocke and went back to bed.
In the morning, she forgot where she was and wandered into Bishops room to see
him freaking Deathbird. Thinking nothing of this, she sat down to eat her over sweetened
cerial, grits, eggs, sausage, lamb, rattlesnake and ham, while Beast ate his cream of wheat.
The End.
