SATANNE: And welcome back!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Hey, you shouldn't be saying that now that you're evil.

SATANNE: Yes, you're right, now I'll KILL YOU!

VIVI: Give me my money! DOOMSDAY!

(Spell animation starts)

CLOUD TRIBAL: Vivi? Do you have Shadow-absorbing equipment?

VIVI: No...

CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL?

ZIDANE LEONHEART: Nope.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, shit...uhhh...

(CT writes in they have Shadow-absorbing equipment)

(Spell hits)

SATANNE: Ha, I absorb Shadow.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Figures.

SATANNE: Now, this fanfic is destroyed!

(Psychotic music!)

(SATANNE destroys FF9: The Weakest Link!)
















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CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew. Lucky I kept it saved on disk.

SATANNE: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL, this is our chance. Use funky combo moves based on your name!

ZIDANE LEONHEART: GRANDHEART!

CLOUD TRIBAL: OMNI-LETHAL!

SATANNE: You think cheap rip-off moves can defeat me?

VIVI: GIVE ME MY MONEY! (Trances)

TRANCE VIVI: 2x FLARE!

SATANNE: Ha ha ha...

TRANCE VIVI: 2x METEOR!

SATANNE: Pathetic...

TRANCE VIVI: Ummm...2x DISCO!

SATANNE: ...What the...

(Disco ball falls on SATANNE's head, twice)

SATANNE: Ow.

CLOUD TRIBAL: Should I even ask?

TRANCE VIVI: No...

SATANNE: PAY FOR YOUR INSULT IN HELL!

(Hole appears under VIVI)

VIVI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...

VIVI-FANS: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CLOUD TRIBAL: YOU'RE RUINING MY FANFIC!!! (trances)

SATANNE: And what can you do!

TRANCE CT: THIS! (summons Barney)

BARNEY: HELLO!

SATANNE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(SATANNE sends Barney to hell)

SATANNE: That's better.

TRANCE CT: No way...

ZIDANE LEONHEART: We're so dead...

TRANCE CT: Of course! WHY COULDN"T I SEE IT BEFORE!

(TCT uses super-speed to grab Vivi's money)

(TCT revives Amarant and gives him money)

TRANCE CT: Quick, Spare Change!

AMARANT: Like heck! I'm taking this money and leaving!

TRANCE CT: Possession!

AMARANT: (Possessed)...SPARE CHANGE!

(SATANNE takes 680,000 damage!)

SATANNE: ARGH...

TRANCE CT: Now that you're weakened, DIE!

(TCT takes a sword and cuts Satanne in half)

(Psychotic music!)

SATANNE: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (explodes)

ZIDANE LEONHEART: Satanne is dead!

(Vivi returns from hell)

VIVI: Where's my money?

CLOUD TRIBAL: (detrances) Ummm...here, I'll give every contestant a prize!

(Vivi recieved 680,000 Gil!)

VIVI: S-SWEET!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhhh...

(Brahne recieved nuclear ICBMs!)

BRAHNE: I'm gonna make good use of these!

CLOUD TRIBAL: Maybe that was a mistake...

(Garnet recieved keg of pure alcohol!)

GARNET: Uhhhh...why do I need this?

CLOUD TRIBAL: To drown sorrows over being queen.

GARNET: Oh, okay! (drinks) Wooooooooo...*hic*

ZIDANE: Her blood alcohol content is over 100%...

(KUJA recieved starring role in Barney show!)

KUJA: Cool! A TV show to call my own!

(STILTZKIN recieved plot of land to build Mog-Mart!)

STILTZKIN: WOW! WIth this store I don't have to journey!

(QUINA received cocaine!)

QUINA: Wow...new yummy-yummies?

(RAGTIME MOUSE recieved a new True!)

RAGTIME MOUSE: OH, EXCELLENT!

(All leave but Zidane)

ZIDANE: What about me?

CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...go be on the show with your brother.

ZIDANE: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (disappears)

CLOUD TRIBAL: That wraps things up!

AMARANT: What about me, I helped kill Satanne.

CLOUD TRIBAL: SHUT UP! (kills Amarant)

CLOUD TRIBAL: ...It's over (leaves)

Meanwhile in hell...

BARNEY: I love you all!

DEMONS: No...stay back!

BARNEY: Group hug!

DEMONS: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~The end~

Here's what happened to each character

Zidane-commits suicide on national TV on the Barney show

Garnet-dies of alcohol overdose

Vivi-uses money to research ways of creating female black
mages (now we all know where the kids came from...)

Quina-dies of drug overdose

Kuja-Runs Barney show for 20 years and then is murdered by a
troubled kid

Stiltzkin-Makes a profitable business that spans the globe

Ragtime Mouse-gets killed by Regis Philbin who is jealous

Queen Brahne-takes over the world by blowing up major kingdoms with
ICBMs

Amarant-stays dead

Audience-goes home

DigiDestined-are never seen again

Barney-remains in hell

Zidane Leonheart-prepares for more possible cameos

Cloud Tribal-starts work on next fanfic

A/N: Well, that's the end of my first fanfic ever! For those of you
who are mad at me for voting off a specific character, let's say this...
NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN! Well, now that I've said that...
Please review and read my new works when they come out!
Thanks for the support! -Cloud Tribal

Special Thanks to:

Zidane Leonheart for his cameos

Mr. Pibb and Taco Bell for inspiration

Square for making the game

FanFiction.Net for posting it

and...

Cloud Tribal for writing it!