SATANNE: And welcome back!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hey, you shouldn't be saying that now that you're evil.
SATANNE: Yes, you're right, now I'll KILL YOU!
VIVI: Give me my money! DOOMSDAY!
(Spell animation starts)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Vivi? Do you have Shadow-absorbing equipment?
VIVI: No...
CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL?
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Nope.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, shit...uhhh...
(CT writes in they have Shadow-absorbing equipment)
(Spell hits)
SATANNE: Ha, I absorb Shadow.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Figures.
SATANNE: Now, this fanfic is destroyed!
(Psychotic music!)
(SATANNE destroys FF9: The Weakest Link!)
A:/ activated.
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CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew. Lucky I kept it saved on disk.
SATANNE: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL, this is our chance. Use funky combo moves based on your name!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: GRANDHEART!
CLOUD TRIBAL: OMNI-LETHAL!
SATANNE: You think cheap rip-off moves can defeat me?
VIVI: GIVE ME MY MONEY! (Trances)
TRANCE VIVI: 2x FLARE!
SATANNE: Ha ha ha...
TRANCE VIVI: 2x METEOR!
SATANNE: Pathetic...
TRANCE VIVI: Ummm...2x DISCO!
SATANNE: ...What the...
(Disco ball falls on SATANNE's head, twice)
SATANNE: Ow.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Should I even ask?
TRANCE VIVI: No...
SATANNE: PAY FOR YOUR INSULT IN HELL!
(Hole appears under VIVI)
VIVI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
VIVI-FANS: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: YOU'RE RUINING MY FANFIC!!! (trances)
SATANNE: And what can you do!
TRANCE CT: THIS! (summons Barney)
BARNEY: HELLO!
SATANNE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(SATANNE sends Barney to hell)
SATANNE: That's better.
TRANCE CT: No way...
ZIDANE LEONHEART: We're so dead...
TRANCE CT: Of course! WHY COULDN"T I SEE IT BEFORE!
(TCT uses super-speed to grab Vivi's money)
(TCT revives Amarant and gives him money)
TRANCE CT: Quick, Spare Change!
AMARANT: Like heck! I'm taking this money and leaving!
TRANCE CT: Possession!
AMARANT: (Possessed)...SPARE CHANGE!
(SATANNE takes 680,000 damage!)
SATANNE: ARGH...
TRANCE CT: Now that you're weakened, DIE!
(TCT takes a sword and cuts Satanne in half)
(Psychotic music!)
SATANNE: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (explodes)
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Satanne is dead!
(Vivi returns from hell)
VIVI: Where's my money?
CLOUD TRIBAL: (detrances) Ummm...here, I'll give every contestant a prize!
(Vivi recieved 680,000 Gil!)
VIVI: S-SWEET!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhhh...
(Brahne recieved nuclear ICBMs!)
BRAHNE: I'm gonna make good use of these!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Maybe that was a mistake...
(Garnet recieved keg of pure alcohol!)
GARNET: Uhhhh...why do I need this?
CLOUD TRIBAL: To drown sorrows over being queen.
GARNET: Oh, okay! (drinks) Wooooooooo...*hic*
ZIDANE: Her blood alcohol content is over 100%...
(KUJA recieved starring role in Barney show!)
KUJA: Cool! A TV show to call my own!
(STILTZKIN recieved plot of land to build Mog-Mart!)
STILTZKIN: WOW! WIth this store I don't have to journey!
(QUINA received cocaine!)
QUINA: Wow...new yummy-yummies?
(RAGTIME MOUSE recieved a new True!)
RAGTIME MOUSE: OH, EXCELLENT!
(All leave but Zidane)
ZIDANE: What about me?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...go be on the show with your brother.
ZIDANE: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (disappears)
CLOUD TRIBAL: That wraps things up!
AMARANT: What about me, I helped kill Satanne.
CLOUD TRIBAL: SHUT UP! (kills Amarant)
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...It's over (leaves)
Meanwhile in hell...
BARNEY: I love you all!
DEMONS: No...stay back!
BARNEY: Group hug!
DEMONS: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~The end~
Here's what happened to each character
Zidane-commits suicide on national TV on the Barney show
Garnet-dies of alcohol overdose
Vivi-uses money to research ways of creating female black
mages (now we all know where the kids came from...)
Quina-dies of drug overdose
Kuja-Runs Barney show for 20 years and then is murdered by a
troubled kid
Stiltzkin-Makes a profitable business that spans the globe
Ragtime Mouse-gets killed by Regis Philbin who is jealous
Queen Brahne-takes over the world by blowing up major kingdoms with
ICBMs
Amarant-stays dead
Audience-goes home
DigiDestined-are never seen again
Barney-remains in hell
Zidane Leonheart-prepares for more possible cameos
Cloud Tribal-starts work on next fanfic
A/N: Well, that's the end of my first fanfic ever! For those of you
who are mad at me for voting off a specific character, let's say this...
NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN! Well, now that I've said that...
Please review and read my new works when they come out!
Thanks for the support! -Cloud Tribal
Special Thanks to:
Zidane Leonheart for his cameos
Mr. Pibb and Taco Bell for inspiration
Square for making the game
FanFiction.Net for posting it
and...
Cloud Tribal for writing it!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hey, you shouldn't be saying that now that you're evil.
SATANNE: Yes, you're right, now I'll KILL YOU!
VIVI: Give me my money! DOOMSDAY!
(Spell animation starts)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Vivi? Do you have Shadow-absorbing equipment?
VIVI: No...
CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL?
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Nope.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh, shit...uhhh...
(CT writes in they have Shadow-absorbing equipment)
(Spell hits)
SATANNE: Ha, I absorb Shadow.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Figures.
SATANNE: Now, this fanfic is destroyed!
(Psychotic music!)
(SATANNE destroys FF9: The Weakest Link!)
A:/ activated.
3 1/2 Floppy inserted. Fanfic detected.
Loading...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew. Lucky I kept it saved on disk.
SATANNE: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ZL, this is our chance. Use funky combo moves based on your name!
ZIDANE LEONHEART: GRANDHEART!
CLOUD TRIBAL: OMNI-LETHAL!
SATANNE: You think cheap rip-off moves can defeat me?
VIVI: GIVE ME MY MONEY! (Trances)
TRANCE VIVI: 2x FLARE!
SATANNE: Ha ha ha...
TRANCE VIVI: 2x METEOR!
SATANNE: Pathetic...
TRANCE VIVI: Ummm...2x DISCO!
SATANNE: ...What the...
(Disco ball falls on SATANNE's head, twice)
SATANNE: Ow.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Should I even ask?
TRANCE VIVI: No...
SATANNE: PAY FOR YOUR INSULT IN HELL!
(Hole appears under VIVI)
VIVI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
VIVI-FANS: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: YOU'RE RUINING MY FANFIC!!! (trances)
SATANNE: And what can you do!
TRANCE CT: THIS! (summons Barney)
BARNEY: HELLO!
SATANNE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(SATANNE sends Barney to hell)
SATANNE: That's better.
TRANCE CT: No way...
ZIDANE LEONHEART: We're so dead...
TRANCE CT: Of course! WHY COULDN"T I SEE IT BEFORE!
(TCT uses super-speed to grab Vivi's money)
(TCT revives Amarant and gives him money)
TRANCE CT: Quick, Spare Change!
AMARANT: Like heck! I'm taking this money and leaving!
TRANCE CT: Possession!
AMARANT: (Possessed)...SPARE CHANGE!
(SATANNE takes 680,000 damage!)
SATANNE: ARGH...
TRANCE CT: Now that you're weakened, DIE!
(TCT takes a sword and cuts Satanne in half)
(Psychotic music!)
SATANNE: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (explodes)
ZIDANE LEONHEART: Satanne is dead!
(Vivi returns from hell)
VIVI: Where's my money?
CLOUD TRIBAL: (detrances) Ummm...here, I'll give every contestant a prize!
(Vivi recieved 680,000 Gil!)
VIVI: S-SWEET!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Uhhhh...
(Brahne recieved nuclear ICBMs!)
BRAHNE: I'm gonna make good use of these!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Maybe that was a mistake...
(Garnet recieved keg of pure alcohol!)
GARNET: Uhhhh...why do I need this?
CLOUD TRIBAL: To drown sorrows over being queen.
GARNET: Oh, okay! (drinks) Wooooooooo...*hic*
ZIDANE: Her blood alcohol content is over 100%...
(KUJA recieved starring role in Barney show!)
KUJA: Cool! A TV show to call my own!
(STILTZKIN recieved plot of land to build Mog-Mart!)
STILTZKIN: WOW! WIth this store I don't have to journey!
(QUINA received cocaine!)
QUINA: Wow...new yummy-yummies?
(RAGTIME MOUSE recieved a new True!)
RAGTIME MOUSE: OH, EXCELLENT!
(All leave but Zidane)
ZIDANE: What about me?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Oh...go be on the show with your brother.
ZIDANE: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (disappears)
CLOUD TRIBAL: That wraps things up!
AMARANT: What about me, I helped kill Satanne.
CLOUD TRIBAL: SHUT UP! (kills Amarant)
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...It's over (leaves)
Meanwhile in hell...
BARNEY: I love you all!
DEMONS: No...stay back!
BARNEY: Group hug!
DEMONS: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~The end~
Here's what happened to each character
Zidane-commits suicide on national TV on the Barney show
Garnet-dies of alcohol overdose
Vivi-uses money to research ways of creating female black
mages (now we all know where the kids came from...)
Quina-dies of drug overdose
Kuja-Runs Barney show for 20 years and then is murdered by a
troubled kid
Stiltzkin-Makes a profitable business that spans the globe
Ragtime Mouse-gets killed by Regis Philbin who is jealous
Queen Brahne-takes over the world by blowing up major kingdoms with
ICBMs
Amarant-stays dead
Audience-goes home
DigiDestined-are never seen again
Barney-remains in hell
Zidane Leonheart-prepares for more possible cameos
Cloud Tribal-starts work on next fanfic
A/N: Well, that's the end of my first fanfic ever! For those of you
who are mad at me for voting off a specific character, let's say this...
NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN! Well, now that I've said that...
Please review and read my new works when they come out!
Thanks for the support! -Cloud Tribal
Special Thanks to:
Zidane Leonheart for his cameos
Mr. Pibb and Taco Bell for inspiration
Square for making the game
FanFiction.Net for posting it
and...
Cloud Tribal for writing it!
