p

It was just a normal, boring day in the Dursley house. Dudley monkeying with his neon pink iMac,
Aunt Petunia knitting sweaters, and Uncle Vernon taking a snooze. There was nobody to torture
because Harry was too busy enjoying himself at Hogwarts.p

Suddenly, something had compelled Dudley to take a quick look in the mirror, which he did. That was
the magic moment when he realized how plump he really was. *OMG! The doctor really wasn't kidding
when he gave me that lecture on being wider than you are tall!* Dudley thought to himself. The smiley
face screen saver on his computer seemed to be laughing at him in a digital kind of way.p

"Shut up." He said.p

"Dudley dearest, who is that you are talking to?" Aunt Petunia chirped from the living room, setting
down her knitting supplies on her lap.p

"Nobody." Dudley grumbled. *How am I ever going to lose enough weight to go to the school dance and
not be embarassed. Or even better, get Cordelia Bhamini to go with me? She would never want to
go with this fat pig!* Out of instinct, he reached for his potato crisps, but then changed his mind. He
would call his freind, Henry and ask for some urgent advice.p

D:Hello? Henry?br
H: Hi Dud!br
D: Hay, you know that Cordelia chick in our grade. Since I'm shy and you talk to me more that I do
can you talk her into going to the dance with me?br
H: I don'k know. I'll try. She's a long shot. She's into guys with Lamborghinis and within walking
distance of the mall.br
D: I can be that guy. with a little bit of help.p
H: I said I'll try but good luck. You'll need a lot of luck. No offense.p

It just wasn't fair. Why was he born with too many fat genes? Out of intense frustration, he shoved
his desk shair. It rolled across the room and ricocheted off of his dad's old excersise machine (the
money was obviously wasted on it). This gave Dudley an idea.p

***p

The next morning Dudley attempted to jog around the block but he had to turn back because he started
wheezing as soon as he reached ten steps. Besides, what if one of Cordelia's friends spots him? Now
THAT would be embarassing. He lifted 40 pound weights (each arm) that evening 40 times.p

By the end of the week, Dudley needed new clothes.He went from an Xlarge to a large. He still looked
a bit on the pudgy side though.p

"We need to work on the extra flab on the tummy," declared Dudley, examining his reflection in the mirror.p
"The double chin has to go as well."p

"It used to be a triple chin," Henry pointed out without even looking up from his comic book.p

For the next month, Dudley continued to excersise and work out furiously. Within two months he went
from Dudley to Studley (almost, it's impossible for someone so horrible to Harry to look THAT good.)
p

MY HAND IS BEGINNING TO HURT SO ILL CONTINUE IT LATERP