Spark: How did you get here?
Washu: I just held on when you transported, so I came too.
Spark: I should've known... *Hits self in head*
Washu: So, are you in love with me?
Spark: If so, how would you get me to tell you?
Washu: Like this, *Gives Spark some truth serum*
Spark: Aww, great...
Washu: So, are you?
Spark: *Desperately tries to keep his mouth shut* Yes, I am, I love you more than anyone. *Thinks, darnit*
Washu: Really, Wow! Then come here Spark.
Spark: *Sweatdrop* okay, *Walks over to Washu*
Washu: Wait a sec, *Changes into an adult*, okay now just relax Spark.
Spark: *Tries to get away but can't*
Washu: *puts her arms around him and starts kissing him*
Spark: *Barely conscious* Washu, what, are you crazy?
Washu: I am when it comes to you.
*Meanwhile at the Masaki house two hours later*
Tenchi: Washu! *Goes into her lab but can't find her* Now where is she, oh well, I'll just ask Spark, he is just as good, hey, hold on a second they are both gone, oh, I think I know.
Tenchi: *Sits in the house and sees Washu and Spark come in the front door*
Spark: *Trying to regain his breath*
Tenchi: What are you so exausted for? Did you two do something?
Washu: Oh, how did you know?
Spark: *Gets his breath back*, I didn't do anything.
Washu: He didn't until I did.
Spark: Just keep it a secret Tenchi, got it?
Tenchi: Okay, I will.
Washu: It sure was fun though, wasn't it?
Spark: *Gets really embarrased and flies off somewhere*
Washu: He's so cute when he does that...
Tenchi:*Sweatdrop* *Quietly* that guy is going to have a hard life...
Washu: I heard that, just what does that mean?!?
Tenchi: Oh, nothing...
Washu: Good... oh, by the way, I almost forgot, *Snaps fingers and a cage falls on Tenchi* Ryoko, remember our deal, come get him!! *Walks off to let Ryoko do her thing*
Tenchi: Hey!! That was really cheap Washu!!!
Ryoko: Hahahaha!!!! Now I've got you!!
*Meanwhile, Spark is flying into space*
Spark: I need some training right now, and these meteors will have to do. *Fires a huge Kamehameha wave at the meterors, then blasts the remaining with amazing accuracy*
Mihoshi: *Looks outside* Oh no, the stars are falling!!
Washu: *Hears Mihoshi* oohhhh... *Shakes head*
*The next day*
Ryoko: I have a plan, hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Spark: *Sweatdrop* *Stares at Ryoko*
Ryoko: What???
Spark: *Shakes head* *Resumes typing on his transparent console*
Ryoko: *Waits for Tenchi to get up* *Then walks outside gets in the lake and gets out and lays down, pretending she drowned*
Tenchi: Ryoko!!! Washu, help me!
Washu: What? Oh, get up you faker!!!
Ryoko: *Gets up* Listen mom!!!
Tenchi: *Is confused* Well, gotta go! *Goes off to the shrine*
Spark: Yes!!! and that should do it! *Finished a space ship* Let's see Washu top that!!! *Turns around and sees Washu, falls down* Wha...
Washu: Oh yeah!! *Runs to her lab to make a space ship better than his*
Spark:*Works on making his better*
*1 hour later*
Washu and Spark: Yes, it's finished!!! *Walks in and sees that their ships look exactly alike* huh...
Washu: Hey, you copied me!!
Spark: No, I made mine first, how could I copy you?
Washu: Good point, well, I guess we think alike huh?
Spark: Yeah, I guess...
*They both walk off with dissapointed looks on their faces cause they didn't win*
Tenchi: *He saw them* Yep, no doubt about it, they are strange.
Ryoko: *Is in the onsen relaxing* I wish Tenchi were here. I'll go get him then
Spark: Hey, Tenchi, you might want to hide, because I sense Ryoko heading here.
Tenchi: Oh, no!! Help, where do I hide *Runs and hides under his bed*
Spark: *Pulls him out from under the bed* Will you think for a second, that's just asking for it, here take this, it'll make you invisible. *Hands Tenchi a small device*
Tenchi: okay, *Turns invisible*
Spark: Hahahaha!!!! It's also a tracking device!!
Tenchi: *Gets carried off to the onsen by Ryoko...* Hey, you take after Washu you know that!!!
Spark: *Laughs*, took care of him!! *Hand touches his shoulder* Huh, oh, little Washu.
Washu: That was pretty good, but not as good as this, *Forms a force field around Spark and drags him into the lab*
Spark: Why is it she always wins?
Ayeka: Oh, there she goes again... normally I would try to help, but since Spark doesn't mind, I guess there's no reason to.
*An hour later*
*Tenchi gets home*
*Washu and Spark walk out of the lab*
Ayeka: Are you okay Spark?
Spark: Yeah, why does someone always ask me that when I get out of there?
Ayeka: Well, for one thing, your clothes are ripped.
Washu: I guess I play a little too hard huh, Spark?
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Well... um... I can fix that. *Aims his hand at himself and his clothes are fixed* There... *Tries to change the subject* So.. um, Tenchi, how did your day go?
Ryoko: It was great!
Tenchi: You tricker, it was okay, but it's your fault!
Spark: Hey!! I learned it from Washu!!
Washu: *snickers* But, I'm still better at it.
Tenchi: Now I don't know who to blame...
Spark: Okay, here... *Hands Tenchi a blue bottle* That will repel Ryoko, just press the button...*Telekineticly* This is going to be so cool, just watch, Washu...
Tenchi: Okay, *Presses the button and the blue bottle turns into handcufs which lock him and Ryoko together*, are all saiyans like you?!?!
Spark: Nope, the only way to get those off is to wait four days or break them off with one of my beams, but nothing else can get them off. *Insane laughter*
Washu: Now That was a good one!
Tenchi: *Mumbles*
Ryoko: *Looks evilly at Tenchi*
Tenchi: *Groans*
Ayeka: Lock me up to him too, please!
Spark: Oh, I don't know, what do you think, Washu?
Washu: Yeah, the more, the better!
Spark: Okay, Washu, *Locks Ayeka onto him*, mwahahahahaha!!!
Ryoko and Ayeka: *Both look evilly at Tenchi*
Tenchi: You know, I have a feeling I'm going to have hard time getting to sleep tonight... You're mean!!!
Spark and Washu: Hehehehe....
Yosho: *Sweatdrop* Those two are pretty funny ssometimes.
Nobiyuki:Hey, Spark, am I next? *Holds out his hands*
Spark: *Falls down* Pathetic...
Washu: Really...
Nobiyuki: What???
*The next day*
*Knock on door*
Washu: I'll get it, *Gets the door*
Woman holding baby: Hello, would you care to babysit for a week?
Washu: Sure, it's fun. *Takes the baby* Bye.
Washu: Everbody, I had a baby! *Holds him up*
Everyone: WWWhaaaattt!!! Who's the father?
Washu: Well, Spark of course.
*Spark flies in from outside*
Spark: Hi everybody,
*Everyone stares at him*
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Why is everyone staring at me?
Washu: *Runs up to Spark* Oh, I'm so glad we can start a family together, I had a baby, and you're the father.
Spark: What!! I didn... um... But I didn't do anything with Washu.
Washu: Oh yes you did, if not, then how'd the baby get here?
Nobiyuki: Oh this is great!!! I'm a grandfather!!!! *Hugs Spark*
Spark: Hey, one thing, you're not my father, and another thing, I didn't do anything with Washu, so how could it be my baby?
Washu: Yes you did.
Spark: Well, you started.
Washu:It doesn't make a difference who started.
Spark: Wait a second, *Puts on a mind reading device* Aha!!! So you're really babysitting.
Washu: Had you going for a minute, didn't I, you should've seen the look on your face. *Breaks out laugher*
Spark: You know, it was funny, *Starts laughing*.
Tenchi: *Sweatdrop* She pulled a Ryoko on him.
Washu: So, will you help me take care of him?
Spark: Sure, that's what friends are for, wait, that didn't come out right.
*After the week passed*
Mother: *Comes back and gets the baby* Thank you so much, you two did great for your age.
Spark: Well, it wasn't too hard really, after all, Washu helped.
Mother: Well, isn't that cute, someday you'll grow up to be a fine man. bye.
Spark: *Thinks, I am already grown up* Goodbye!! *Waves goodbye*
Washu: Goodbye, take good care of the baby. *Waves goodbye*
*Mother leaves*
Washu: You make a great father, Spark.
Spark: Thanks little Washu.
Washu: *Wink*
Spark: *Blushes*
*While inside the house*
Spark: *Is typing on his transparent console while everyone except Tenchi is in the room* Whaaaatttt!!!!!! *Turns his head in a blinding flash* Oh no, it can't be!!!! He's back!!!
Washu: Who is?!?!
Spark: Cell is back, my worst enemy, is back, he is alive...
Washu: Oh no!!! I know about cell, he tried to destroy your homeplanet.
Ryoko: Ahh, don't worry, if we can beat Kagato, we can beat anyone.
Spark: Don't be so confident Ryoko, to cell, Kagato, the lighthawk wings, and you are all mere specks of dust... *Senses a power level outside* *Runs outside* Come out cell!!! I know you're here.
Cell: Ah, so you must be Spark, well, I've gotten a lot stronger these past 20,138 years.
Spark goes mystic and lunges toward Cell, kicking him in the stomach. He holds his own for a while, until cell powers up, Washu: unbelievable!! He has surpassed even Spark!!
Cell lunges toward Spark and punches him over and over, Spark Jumps into the air and fires a destructo disk, but Cell punches it away, Cell continues forward and pummels Spark for a while...
Cell: So, are you holding back, or is that all you've got
Spark: Washu, get stay back!!
Cell: Oh, I see, so Washu is precious to you, well, then take this!! *Fires a kamehameha wave at washu*
Spark: No!! I won't let you hurt Washu!!! *Jumps in front of the beam but is severely hurt doing so*
Cell: Well, well, she means so much to you that you are willing to sacrifice yourself for her?
Spark: I would do anything to protect her!
Cell: Well, then defeat me!! I will do just what I did last time, I will awaken your hidden power!!! *Appears next to Washu and punches her really hard, she is unconscious*
Spark: *Sees Washu get hurt* cccceeeeeeeellllll!!!!!!! *Forms a golden aura around him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washu: *Wakes up but is injured*
Ryoko: He's becoming more powerful!
Spark: I won't let you hurt those that I love!!!! *Becomes an even stronger form of mystic, with the clouds shooting lightning and energy flying everywhere* You will diiiieeee!!!!!!! *Fires a huge Kamehameha at cell*
Cell: *Fires an equally huge one*
Spark: This won't happen like last time, last time, you hurt my dad, but now you messed up, I will finish you!!!!!!!!!!! *Power of his wave increases so much that you can see it from space, cell Disentagrates into nothing*
Spark: *Powers down and runs over to Washu* Are you all right, don't wory, I've got just the thing to fix you up. *Carries her to his lab* Okay, this is it, *Hands a small pill to Washu* eat that and you'll be perfectly okay.
Washu: *Eats pill, heals completely* Thank you Spark, oh, I love you, *Cuddles up to him*
Ryoko: Why wouldn't you let me do that, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Well, uh...
*The next day*
Tenchi: *Yawns*, well, yesterday was tiring.
Spark: Why, you didn't do anything.
Tenchi: I know, but it still made me tired for some reason, probably because, YOU HaNDCUFFED ME TO RYOKO!!!!!
Spark: *Falls down* What's wrong with you? You girl shy or something?
Tenchi: No...
