` Tenchi Meets Spark: Episode 3
Tenchi Meets Spark


By Duo2000


Spark: Oh, yeah, I forgot, I was supposed to take those off a week ago wasn't I?
Tenchi: Yes, you were!!
Ryoko and Ayeka: I like it!!!!
Tenchi: Well I don't!!
Washu: Well, you need to like it, Tenchi, Spark likes me a lot, he'd let me do anything.
Spark: I guess I would, so Tenchi, why do you seem so scared of them anyway?
Tenchi: Would you just get rid of the handcuffs!
Spark: Oh, right, hold your hands up, *Fires a beam through the chains*, There, now you're free...
Tenchi: Thank you so much!!!!!!
Spark: Huh? *Click sound*, *Sees that Washu tied him to her* Oh, great...
Washu: Hehehe....
Spark: Well, let's see how long they're set, two weeks!!! *Looks at Washu and sees that she is smiling happily*
Washu: This is going to be fun!!
Tenchi: *Snickers* Now let's see how you like it..
Ryoko: Well, it was fun, except the Ayeka part.
Ayeka: Well, it was fun, except how Ryoko was there.
*Both start fighting*
Sasami: Hey, everybody! Dinner's ready!!
*Everyone runs to the table*
Sasami: Why is Washu tied to Spark?
Washu: Because it's fun!!
Sasami: ...
Spark: *sweatdrop* Don't ask...
*Later that night*
Washu: I think I'll go to bed now...
Spark: *Is dragged along*, I think I'll go too.
*The next day*
Tenchi: *Walks out and sits on couch* Hi, good morning Spark, Washu. Did you sleep good?
Spark: Well, other than sleepless nights, *Looks at Washu* Pretty good
Washu: *Smiles*
Tenchi: I know what you mean by that, Spark...
*After the two weeks*
Spark: ugh... I'm exausted, I haven't had any sleep for two weeks... *Glares at Washu*
Washu: Don't look at me.
Tenchi: I wasn't as exhausted as you...
Spark: Yours was only set for four days. Mine was two weeks.
Ryoko: *Cackles*
Washu: You're just lucky I didn't turn into my adult form.
Spark: That's because you would've killed me.
Washu: So, did you like it?
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Well.. Yeah...
Washu: Great!!!
Ryoko:Now, why couldn't you like it, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Well, I, *Nervously tries to change the subject*, Umm, Sasami!!! Do you have breakfast ready??
Sasami: In just a minute...
Spark: *Telekineticly* I see you trying to change the subject, Tenchi...
Tenchi: What??? Was that you, Spark, can you do that?
Spark: Yep, it's easy once you get the hang of it.
Spark: Well, I guess I'll head to my lab.
Washu: I think I'll go too...
Tenchi: Noo!! Don't leave me alone, Spark, Washu!! *Looks at Ryoko who is laying on the couch* Oh, I hope she doesn't wake up, *Sneaks away*
Spark: *Knocks on Washu's door* Washu: Is that you, Spark? Come in if it's you, if it's anyone else, then stay out, I'm busy.
Spark: Yeah, it's me, so, I was wondering, what is that?
Washu: Oh, you mean Ryo-ohki, I made her by using the mass and some organic matter, remember the spaceship, that's Ryo-ohki.
Spark: You mean that black/ gray ship!! Amazing!! Ryo-ohki sure is cute, but not as cute as you...
Washu: *Blushes* Well, I am cute...
Ryoko: What are you two doing in here?
Both: Hey, you interrupted us!!
Washu: I really need to lock that door from now on. *Kicks Ryoko out*
Spark: Well, I'm better than anyone else other than you when it comes to genetics, but it's still my worst field of science, I could never creat Ryo-ohki.
Washu: You could if you tried hard enough, you just need a little inspiration...
Spark: Actually, you are the one who inspired me from the start.
Washu: That's so sweet, Spark.
*An hour later*
Sasami: Sorry about breakfast being late, but I had a problem while trying to fix it, breakfast is ready everyone!!!!!!!
Washu: Let's go eat!
Spark: Okay.
*They head to the dinner table*
Tenchi: Well, this is a nice breakfast, Sasami.
Sasami: Thank you Tenchi.
Mihoshi: Yay, breakfast is ready! *Trips and turns over table*
*Everyone sees the food float*
Spark: Telekinetic powers come in handy don't they, I saw Mihoshi coming, so I decided to prepare.
Washu: Gggrrr, your powers are endless, now I have to study that...
*Everyone enjoys the breakfast* Washu: Ryoko, you eat like a pig, I didn't raise you to have bad manners...
Ryoko: You didn't raise me at all.
Mihoshi: What's that? *Points to a strange device that Washu is holding*
Washu: Stay away from it!!! You'll blow up something.
Spark: Hey, isn't that an energy container?
Washu: Yes, I'll get you to fire an energy wave into this, that will help with my research on you.
Spark: Yeah, That's what I thought it was...
Tenchi: Where's Ayeka and Ryoko?
Washu: Fighting again I'm sure.
Spark: Just what is it that makes these women crazy about you?
Tenchi: I really don't know...
*Everyone finishes eating*
Spark: Hey, Tenchi, I think I'll go train in the gravity control room, don't come in or you'll be squished like a bug by the 10,000,000 times earths gravity.
Tenchi: You can withstand that?!?!?!
Washu: Wow, he's just sssoooo strong!
Spark: *Blushes* Well, got to be going...
Washu: Wait, I have researched Saiyans before, so how are you able to regenerate?
Spark: Well, I found that it was a problem that I could get an arm cut off or something, so I geneticly enhanced my cells so that as long as one cell is still alive, I can regenerate, Waaayy to easy for a genius like me!
Tenchi: His head's getting big...
Washu: Hey!! I do the same thing!
Ryoko: Ayeka!! How dare you!!
Ayeka: What!! How dare me!! Look what you did!!
Spark: Looks back... *Sweatdrop* oohhh.... This'll teach them... *Telekineticly ties them both to a tree* *Insane laughter*
Washu: *Runs up and hugs Spark* Ready for the test?
Spark: Well, I'm busy right now. I have to go help Tenchi. Washu: *In a sad face* Oh, I guess I'm not important to you...
Spark: It's not like that, okay, I'll go... Hey, Tenchi!!! I can't help right now, sorry!!!!
Tenchi: oohhh, now I have to do all of this work by myself... *Groans while looking at a huge carrot field*
*Meanwhile in Washu's lab*
Washu:Okay, just fire an energy beam at the center of the container.
Spark: Okay, here goes.. *Raises a hand and fires an energy beam at the container*
Washu: Okay, now keep it going while I run some scans...
Spark: Okay.
Washu: Okay, I'm done you can stop.
Spark: *Is tired from waiting 2 hours while firing a beam* Phew, I think I'll go to sleep now... *Sees Washu* Actually, I think I won't...
Washu:aww, I was hoping he would.
Spark: Hey, how come you are always studying me, I think I'll study you...
Washu: And just how will you do that?
Spark: Easy, like this... *Raises his hand and fires a sphere of energy which surrounds Washu*
Washu: Oh...
Spark: *Washu is tied to a test chamber* First thing is to find out how you cn change your age, I do it with my ki, but you have a different way...
Washu: *Is behind Spark* Hehehehe....
Spark: Well, this is strange, no pulse... *Looks up to see a doll tied to the test chamber* Dang, she sure is good with those things...
Washu: Gotcha... *Glomps onto Spark* Let's have some fun, come on, what do you say?
Spark: Hey! What are you crazy?
Washu: Yes, I am crazy.
Spark: Oh, well, I guess I can...
*Five hours later*
Spark: *Walks out of the lab, exhausted*
Tenchi: Well, why are you so tired?
Spark: *Tries to catch his breath* Well..... I......
Ryoko: I think I know why...
Spark: uh oh...
Washu: hehehe....
Mihoshi: It's because you were training isn't it?
Spark: *Falls down* *Grabs Mihoshi* NO!!! It's not!!
Ryoko: *Whispers to Tenchi*
Tenchi: What!! So that's what you two do in there!!
Spark: *Cough* Wait.... *Cough* a second....*Tries to regain breath*
Washu: Yeah, we did, it was fun too...
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Yeah, I guess so.... Ryoko!! *Ties Ryoko to a lightpost* That's what you get for telling everyone...
Ryoko: Hehe... Maybe Tenchi will get some ideas...I doubt it...
Tenchi: *Walks by Ryoko* Hi Ryoko... *Walks off* Ryoko: Wait, aren't you going to help me?
Tenchi: *Pretends he didn't hear her*
*They all hear a ship outside*
Mihoshi: Is that... Kiyone!!!!!
*Everyone runs over to the ship*
Mihoshi: Kiyone!!!!!
Kiyone: I came to look for you when your ship's signal was cut off, who are all of these people?
Mihoshi: Well, I'll introduce everyone... *Walks over to Ryoko* This is the space pirate Ryoko...
Kiyone: Ryoko, what on earth is she doing here!!!!
Mihoshi: This is Ayeka and Sasami, the two princesses of the planet Jurai
Kiyone: How did they get here?
Mihoshi: This is Tenchi, Yosho's grandson, this is Nobuyuki and Yosho.
Kiyone: Yosho, you mean the long lost prince of Jurai?
Mihoshi: these two are Washu, the most intelligent being in the universe, and Spark, the most powerful and most 2nd intelligent being in the universe...
Kiyone: Washu, you mean the legendary mad scientist, and Spark, the second most intelligent man in the universe, the one who used his ncredible power to destroy three planets in one shot?
Spark: Hey!! I'm not a bad person, I was being controlled by Kagato when that happened...
Washu: Imagine that, Mihoshi grew a brain...
Kiyone: How did all of these extrordinary people come together at this one house?
Spark: Well, it's hard to explain...
Kiyone: You!!! I will arrest you!!!
Spark: Whatever you say...
*Everyone goes outside where Kiyone and Spark battle*
Kiyone: *Fires bullets which bounce off of Spark*
Spark: Is that all you've got?
Kiyone: How about this!!! *Fires a disruptor shot, it doesn't seem to affect Spark* ugghh...
Spark: *Fires beams out of his hands and purposely misses Kiyone, who tries to dodge them*
Kiyone: You asked for it!!! *Raises her hand and the ship teleports her into it* Now take this!!! *Fires lasers which Spark reflects back at the ship*
Spark: Pitiful... Kaaa....meee...haaa....
Washu: Everyone get down!!!!
Spark: Meee.... Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *Fires a kamehameha wave that destroys the ship, Kiyone comes crashing down* Once again, I state pitiful, I wasn't even in my super saiyan form...
Kiyone: I guess I'm grounded here...
Spark: Not really, either me or Washu could build you a ship, but it'll be nice to have another person in the house, and you could use a vacation...
Kiyone: I guess so...
Tenchi: Oh, no, not another woman...
Washu: Kiyone was no match for him, nobody is a match for him... He's so cute!!!
Spark: *Sweatdrop* okay...
*They all go inside*
Nobuyuki: What a very nice young lady you are...
Spark: *Whispers to Washu* Pervert...
Washu: I agree...
Kiyone: I'm not done with you yet!! Spark!! *Pulls out a emergency signal device*
Spark: *Fires a beam through the device* How about now?
Kiyone: Oh, he's too powerful...
Washu: Yep!! He's perfect!! *Hits self* What do I think I'm doing...
Kiyone: *Tackles Spark only to be reflected by his power*
Spark: Litterally, do you really think you can hurt someone who can survive the explosion of a planet by tackling them? Like I said, I am not a bad person, I was under Kagato's control when I did that...
Ryo-ohki: Meow... meow meow meow...
Kiyone: What!! Ryo-ohki is here too.... *Faints*
Washu: Why does she have to make sush a big deal out of everything?
Spark: I really don't know....
Kagato: *Appears and is about to say something when Spark blasts him, destroying him*
Spark: Be quiet...
Tenchi: And to think he used to be a challenge...
Ryoko: Yeah...
Spark: Hey!! I never finished with you!! *Grabs Washu and takes her to his lab...*
Ayeka: ... Ahem, well, I think I'll just go take a walk...
Tenchi: I'll go with you...
Ryoko: *In a sad face* Tenchi...
*The next day...* Washu: *Walks up to Ayeka* You do know your mom's coming today, don't you?
Ayeka: What!!! How do you know?
Washu: Well, I tracked her spaceship on my scan, they should be here in 2 minutes...
Ayeka: AAAHHHH!!!! Sasami, Misaki is coming!!!
Sasami: Oh, mommy is coming?
Ayeka: Yes, she is...
Spark: There's the ship now...
*Misaki teleports down to the earth*
Washu: I hope I can breath after this...
Misaki: Ayeka, Sasami!!! *Runs up and hugs them both tightly, sees Spark* who's this...
Spark: So, you're Ayeka's mom huh, welcome... *Puts out his hand but gets hugged very tightly*
Washu: Hey!!! What do you think you're doing, Misaki!!!
Misaki: That's okay, I like you too, *Hugs Washu*
Ryoko: Hopeless...
Ayeka: Where's dad? Did he come?
Misaki: No, he stayed home at Jurai, he is still mad that Tenchi won...
Spark: Kiyone... Come meet Misaki... *Laughs insanely*
Kiyone: Hello Misaki... *Gets hugged tightly*
Washu *Laughs along with Spark*
*5 hours later*
Tenchi: Hi, I've been working with grandpa for a while...
Ryoko: Run Tenchi!!!
Misaki: Tenchi!! *Hugs tenchi very closely*
Tenchi: ugghh...
Washu: Well, you warned him...
Spark: I'm glad you stopped her...
Washu: You sure you didn't like it?
Spark: Of course not!! I only enjoy being hugged by you!! Wait, I didn't mean to say that... *Looks at his cup that he was drinking out of* Hey!! Truth serum, dang...
Washu: I am ssssooooo smart...
Spark: That you are, and cute too... ggrrrr....
Washu: Oh, you're so sweet!!
Spark: Well, I *blushes*...
Ayeka: That's so cute...
Misaki: *Looks angrily at Ayeka*
Ayeka: ohh... *In a high voice* Mommy, I am so happy...*Runs up and hugs misaki*
Misaki: That's better...
Spark: *Hears a sound* huh... Vegeta!!!!!
Vegeta: Don't get cocky, I only came here to tell you that we need your help...
Spark: Same old Vegeta...
Vegeta: Just come and stop babbling....
Spark: gggrrrr.... Okay? See you later Washu, I have to save the Z dimension... *Hops in the dimensional portal*
*A day later*
Washu: I hope Spark is okay... *All of a sudden, Spark hops out of the portal carrying Vegeta*
Spark: That's what you get you cocky little man... *Throws Vegeta back into the portal* Hi Washu, I'm back...
Washu: I was so worried about you... *Runs up and hugs Spark*
Spark: That's sweet of you, little Washu...
Piccolo: Goodbye Spark, take care!!
Goku: So long Spark!!!
Spark: Goodbye Goku, Piccolo, Yamcha, Ten and everyone!!
Z fighters: Goodbye Spark, take care!!!
*Spark waves as they go back through the portal*
Washu: Who are they?
Spark: I was born in the Z dimension, it's a long story, but they were the powerful soldiers that I trained, the Z fighters
Washu: Oh, so you trained them?
Spark: Yes...
Washu: Who was that mean man you called Vegeta...
Spark: Vegeta... He's a very arrogant man, he has a bad attitude, but is a good fighter, he is also a saiyan like me... I guess his bad attitude comes from being a saiyan prince... he takes so much pride in it, when there are barely any saiyans left...
Washu: Oh...


To Be Continued